• 🇬🇧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇿🇦 🇮🇪 🇬🇭 🇩🇪 🇪🇺
    European & African
    Drug Discussion

    Welcome Guest!
    Posting Rules Bluelight Rules
  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

EADD Oi! What Do You Look Like? v. Don't quote me on that FFS

Status
Not open for further replies.
Sammy G said:
I think she meant that humour is sexy in general. Not when directly applied to shagging.
Click to expand...

Doh! Yeah i was gonna say; whilst having sex the last thing you want is your partner to start laughing haha :D

And you've swayed me with those two pictures there Shambles ;) My main gripe was that i was simply jealous that women could wear them and my nipples would remain tasseless, but as demonstrated by that sexual empowered man; i too can wear them without prejudice!
 
Thats exactly why you dont see many females walking round with model looking boyfriends. Theres an old saying you can laugh a girl into bed.

Most females may oogle for 5 minutes at the guy whos fit but nine times out of ten theyll go for mr sense of humour or mr reliable and dependable.
 
No i think theres a higher percentage of males who are superficial and like the idea of the trophy on there arm, to boast to there mates etc.
 
Men are very competitive in that area imo, more so than woman ever are...

Most females i no are more concerned about is he reliable, is there going to be a roof over our heads, food in the cuboard, can he keep a job, is he trustworthy etc etc, i could go on forever...

Alot of men dont think like that when choosing a partner, or even being attracted to someone.
 
Bob Funkhouse said:
That really deserves a WTF. Can't believe somebody made this and presumably there's a demand.
Spliff I'm sure u could persuade someone to wear it to help out with any festival toilet emergencies, no.

And nipple tassles are the opposite of sexy if u ask me. Maybe good for a few larfs
Click to expand...

Yeah its a strange one hahaha.

If anyones gonna be wearing that thing its me. I'll crouch down in the toilets and completely blend in with the other urinals. Once someone goes to piss on me i'll pounce and steal their wellies. Over the course of the festival my aim would be to accumulate 50% of wellies, then sell em back for a premium ;) Im not in the wellie business; im in the empire business.
 
dee_dee said:
Most females i no are more concerned about is he reliable, is there going to be a roof over our heads, food in the cuboard, can he keep a job, is he trustworthy etc etc, i could go on forever...
Click to expand...

That's a very traditional, stereotypical view of women's motives for forming relationships.

There are a lot out there who do think that way, but you'd probably be surprised by the number who don't. A lot of the ones I know just want some fun.
 
i dont mean she cant be arsed to work and expects the man to support him, every single female i no is very independant trust me, but most woman i no will not go for someone who isnt reliable, theyll take the regular guy, over mr out clubbing every weekend living it up good looking or any of those philandering ways
 
Spliff Politics said:
Yow Swampy could you clear your inbox please!
Click to expand...
Done! :sus:

dee_dee said:
Most females i no are more concerned about is he reliable, is there going to be a roof over our heads, food in the cuboard, can he keep a job, is he trustworthy etc etc, i could go on forever...
Click to expand...
Really? Christ, how unromantic. I guess trustworthiness is essential and ability to have a job is appealing.. but y'know, having a special connection is a bit more important than all that boring stuff.

Anyway, looks like a fun debate but I'm off to lie in a field and take lots of drugs. <3
 
dee_dee said:
Thats exactly why you dont see many females walking round with model looking boyfriends. Theres an old saying you can laugh a girl into bed.

Most females may oogle for 5 minutes at the guy whos fit but nine times out of ten theyll go for mr sense of humour or mr reliable and dependable.
Click to expand...

HA

You won't catch me with someone ugly I don't care how funny s/he is. And reliable = boring in my mind.
 
What about someone who's fun and reliable? I don't think just because a guy likes going out and having a laugh it automatically means he wouldn't be a good person to have a relationship with. All about balance isn't it it. I wouldn't go for someone i didn't find attractive though, there's got to be some kind of look based attraction for everyone lol, don't want to wake up every morning and be horrified by what's lying next to you. I also wouldn't want someone who couldn't provide for himself financially, simply because I'd find that lack of independence unattractive tbh.

And I'm sure I'll get over that devastating blow ponch. Just :( everyone else loves me so I'm good <3
 
ok why would a hard working female with her own flat and good job go for mr in and out of jobs most his life worrying about paying the bills and cant afford to get a takeway but wants to spend his time down the pub 3 times a week lol. it just doesnt happen, or if it does it usually ends in tears.

maybe i no to many indpendant woman, its a possibility.
 
I wouldn't even consider seeing a gal who couldn't make me laugh like a drain. The looks aspect is a bonus (obviously) but looks without humour isn't even remotely attractive anyway so never really been an issue. Plus, I always seem to get lumbered with women who are both gorgeous and funny. Tough so it is. Brutal :(
 
I don't think anyone dependable or reliable would ever be attracted to me anyway, the drugs are too much of a turn off 8)

@dee I don't like wasters either. I don't see why I'd have to choose between looks and money though.

With that said I do often wonder why a lot of girls I know have such ugly boyfriends.
 
class-a-team said:
HA

You won't catch me with someone ugly I don't care how funny s/he is.
Click to expand...

Damn. And to think I sent you all my best jokes for nothing. :D

swampdragon said:
Really? Christ, how unromantic. I guess trustworthiness is essential and ability to have a job is appealing.. but y'know, having a special connection is a bit more important than all that boring stuff.
Click to expand...

I'm glad some people still think like this.

Alright, the bills need to be paid, but without a little bit of that REAL magic, what the fuck's the point?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top