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[The Kid]

But if you are uni you need anti-social hours?

 

[TheSpade]

Not really no. Most folk are not at uni 5 days a week, evenings are free as are weekends. No need to work anti social hours.

 

[Fishface]

eDDe's not off to uni' this year anyway, is he?

Thought he was looking for some work to go towards his travels.

Anyway, our Kid, won't be long before you thieving bastards in the finance sector will be on the lookout for new jobs, will it?

 

[The Kid]

Ah, makes more sense.

Fishy, no doubt there's a few people losing their jobs but as i'm basically self employed it shouldn't be me! Although starting to think I fancy a bit of a career break as dealing with too many cunts for too much of the time.

 

[eDDe9]

Correct Fishface, I'm looking for some quick money to set off on my travels by December.

Just got myself an interview for a security guard job at a Lloyd's TSB call centre. £8.53 an hour

 

[Fishface]

Fishy, no doubt there's a few people losing their jobs but as i'm basically self employed it shouldn't be me!

Hope not

starting to think I fancy a bit of a career break as dealing with too many cunts for too much of the time.

Any ideas what you fancy doing?

Just got myself an interview for a security guard job at a Lloyd's TSB call centre. £8.53 an hour

Better luck this time, eDDe

 

[TheSpade]

I don't have any idea why but I LOL'ed when I read you applied for a security guard. :D

I need to think about getting some 'smart' interview clothes, I hate wearing shit like that. Hmmmm, what to get...

 

[The Kid]

Hope not

Thanks!

Any ideas what you fancy doing?

No idea. Obviously living in an international finance centre has it's limitations.

I'd actually like to do sweet fa apart from look after my kiddie, chill with the missus and do some more exploring of the world. But that needs some serious wedge, hence working like fuck, putting up with cunts and always chasing the "big one" which means instant retirement.

 

[The Kid]

Correct Fishface, I'm looking for some quick money to set off on my travels by December.

Just got myself an interview for a security guard job at a Lloyd's TSB call centre. £8.53 an hour

Tasty. Is it to stop all the staff escaping?

If it's quick money, I would suggest the sale and distribution stuff that makes you talk nonesense at a quick rate.

EDIT:- But you'd need to buy a BMW with blacked out windows and an Uzi first.

 

[Fishface]

I'd actually like to do sweet fa apart from look after my kiddie, chill with the missus and do some more exploring of the world

Sounds familiar! 8)

But that needs some serious wedge, hence working like fuck, putting up with cunts and always chasing the "big one" which means instant retirement.

I dunno - surprising how long one can travel round certain parts of this big blue ball for very little dosh - as for the retirment thing, listen to an old'un, live for today, mate %)

 

[eDDe9]

Location
BRISTOL

Hours
40 HOURS PER WEEK MONDAY-FRIDAY TO BE ARRANGED

Wage
£8.63 PER HOUR

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings

Employer
Security Services UK Ltd North

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

This Local employment partnership employer shares information about new starters with Jobcentreplus for statistical purposes only. See www.dwp.gov.uk for more information. Must be 18+ due to SIA requirements. SIA & training provided my company. Non UK or EU Citizens must have a valid work permit/visa with a minimum of 3 months remaining before expiry date. Must have been a UK resident or EU resident for previous 5 years. Must have full checkable work/back to school history for last 5 years, basic literacy skill, excellent communication & customer service skills. To provide a visible on site security presence, complete report book & relevant paperwork, able to communicate any incidents to the control centre &/or customer.



Seems simple enough

 

[The Kid]

I dunno - surprising how long one can travel round certain parts of this big blue ball for very little dosh - as for the retirment thing, listen to an old'un, live for today, mate %)

It's a balance though. Sacrifice a few years now, for many years of chilled out bliss. Obviously it tends never to work that way, but then again life aint exactly shit at the moment so is it really a sacrifice???

I'll prob give it another year at least, especially as the missus wants to move to a bigger house for when we have another kid, and she wants to give up work!

 

[The Kid]

Location
BRISTOL

Hours
40 HOURS PER WEEK MONDAY-FRIDAY TO BE ARRANGED

Wage
£8.63 PER HOUR

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings

Employer
G4S Security Services UK Ltd North

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

This Local employment partnership employer shares information about new starters with Jobcentreplus for statistical purposes only. See www.dwp.gov.uk for more information. Must be 18+ due to SIA requirements. SIA & training provided my company. Non UK or EU Citizens must have a valid work permit/visa with a minimum of 3 months remaining before expiry date. Must have been a UK resident or EU resident for previous 5 years. Must have full checkable work/back to school history for last 5 years, basic literacy skill, excellent communication & customer service skills. To provide a visible on site security presence, complete report book & relevant paperwork, able to communicate any incidents to the control centre &/or customer.



Seems simple enough

Aye, the only thing i'd say is that your age might go against you. I remember applying for all sort of stuff after my a-levels and just being turned down cuz i was young.

 

[Fishface]

and she wants to give up work!

Don't we all!!! :D

 

[eDDe9]

Aye, the only thing i'd say is that your age might go against you. I remember applying for all sort of stuff after my a-levels and just being turned down cuz i was young.

Hopefully they're looking for strong youthful people who can chase down some twat if need be

 

[The Kid]

Hopefully they're looking for strong youthful people who can chase down some twat if need be

You better stop the persians quickly in case they piss test you.

 

[eDDe9]

I'm afraid I don't get it

 

[TheSpade]

Stop the furry rugs in case they test your piss.

 

[The Kid]

^ Thank you Spadey.

 

[eDDe9]

Thought so, but because I've not said I'm on drugs I found it a bit odd