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BlindHelperMonkey said:
hey shm, thats well hot. so where are we on the ideal fantasy scale here.... average looking, poor and only slightly older, or a rich, older, hottie? i believe this to be a pertinent aspect of the discussion ;)
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She wasn't long out of teaching college. She was lovely. She got me a B at A level. Amongst other things.

Thing is, these days if we'd been found out (I was 17 when it started) we'd probably get in the Daily Mail. As it is, she's now a top professional in her field, which involves working with autistic children.

Funny old world.
 
indeed. and at the risk of appearing slightly too interested, how was the rubicon crossed from teacher/student to catching her eye. dont tell me.. it was your natural manly physique and effortless charm, right ;)



or more sensibly perhaps, the fact you were clever, witty and passionate?





(oh god, this feels wrong dont it?) :D


oh and thanks for the reading suggestion yesterday.. "nobody returns pethidine!" lol
 
BlindHelperMonkey said:
cant find my first place, but its just down the road from here;


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He said that was a posh estate? =D




and yes, thats an estate agents shot. i.e, cleaned up some :\



lol at young sam considering this a posh estate :D
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A posh estate huh =D

I know the place to well & posh it sure aint.

I lived in the same area for years & moved to somewhere equally as shit.

Nearly 3 in 10 of local residents are claiming Job Seekers allowance
Median earnings of full timers is over £4,000 lower than the national equivalent
Life expectancy in XXX ward is just 76 – five years lower than in neighbouring areas
30% of children in the area are living in poverty
Local teenage pregnancy rates stands at between 59.2 and 65.9 per thousand females aged between 15 and 17, compared to just 40.4% nationally
more likely to carry weapons or anything else for protection when going out (27% )
35% higher recorded class A drug use than national average.
 
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^ Beverly Fuckin' Hills, buddy.

Once a busy industrial area, the decline in the manufacturing sector hit Openshaw hard and Government statistics now rate the area as the 11th most deprived out of 32,482 areas in the UK.
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Eleventh most deprived? Even I was surprised at that!
 
knock said:
raas I'm touched you gave me silver for hardcore druggie but i'm sure there are others on EADD who've spent time in cells and worse, and getting lifted for being out of it on benzos and booze is not so much hard core as hard fail IMO.
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Brimz said:
Wait nah i demand a re count , the man doesn't leave his house ffs , get's pretty fuked up init true but HARDCORE you got the meaning of the word wrong .


unless you know what a counter payment is & have got one n then spent it ALL on drugs within an hour then Hardcore ain't even part of your dictionary .


FFS i scored Heroin N Crack here every day for two years that is Hardcore .
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The elusive hardcore medal is won and earnt by active posters in the I'm fucked megathread.

It can be assimilated to a tit contest: You can't just tell us about how big your tits are, you gotta show 'em to win a prize.


MydrugBuddy said:
dont really thing im a hardcore drug user, ok i got so stupifiedly stoned every night in my late teens that i had a breakdown, i go on 3 month benzo binges, a 12 month opiate binge before i realised it was a problem, its taken another year to be on the verge oif getting clean, stayed up 3 nights on mdpv, used it all weekend every weekend for 6 months when i couldnt get any decent mephedrone, before that i used mephedrone all weekend every weekend for about 2 years, but i cant fuckin take it. It fucks me up. If i was hardcore Id be able to do all that without getting fucked up ?
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Quit moaning, you didn't even win a medal in that category! lol


Sammy G said:
Ripe for robbery, I'd say. ;)


My first place? Ah. That's different:

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The Homeless Families' Unit. Communal baths, four to a room, black-eyed women crying everywhere... the works.

We were only there because my mother fucked my dad over (once again) after she spent the rent money on drugs, but some memories are just etched into your mind.

EDIT: Do I win something for this? :D
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Yes you do.

EADDER most likely to moan about their deprived childhood:

Nominees:

BHM, SHM, Brimz, Sammy_G, Shambles

NSFW:

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Sammy_G


EADDER who's actually had the most disturbed childhood

Nominees:

BHM, SHM, Brimz, Sammy_G, Shambles

NSFW:

Gold: Shambles (The daddy raping story does it for me)
Silver: Sammy_G
Bronze: BHM


Most hated EADDer:

Nominees:

BlindHelpermonkey, OneThousandWords, Sammy_G, TheSpade

NSFW:

Gold: One thousand Words
Silver:BHM
Bronze: Sammy_G


EADDER Most likely to title the next "RIP thread"

Nominees: TheSpade, Pontifex, FoolsGold, MyDrugBuddy, Pagey, SHM

NSFW:


Gold:FoolsGold
Silver: Pontifex


Most Hated Bluelighter Revised

Nominees: Raas, BlindHelpermonkey, OneThousandWords, Sammy_G, TheSpade

NSFW:

Gold: Raas
Silver: OneThousandWords
Bronze: BHM


EADDER King of posting amusing GIFS

Nominees:

Ceres, Jancrow, Shambles
NSFW:

Gold: Ceres hands down
 
I'm quite glad I'm not getting mentioned in anything here.

Most run of the mill EADDer: Albion.
 
Glad to see I only got called for my blues knowledge & not voted for most hated.
I can sleep well at night now folks.




Albion said:
I'm quite glad I'm not getting mentioned in anything here.

Most run of the mill EADDer: Albion.
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Nearly the same here, best way imo Albion.
 
Albion said:
I'm quite glad I'm not getting mentioned in anything here.

Most run of the mill EADDer: Albion.
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lol I'm so sorry.

Moderator most likely to snip up your post for the smallest of reasons

Nominees:

Knock, mailmonkey, Albion, Snolly

NSFW:

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ALBION
 
mydrugbuddy said:
good category, but i dont see why FG should be nominated. Maybe ive missed something.

EDIT: Argh i get it, another clever joke that went over my head.
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Take a look at the random images thread ;)

On second thoughts, don't.
 
EADDer With The Biggest Case Of Foot In Mouth Disease

Raas. Obviously.

Bodda said:
tbh PTCH I actually believe you, I've seen shows etc on how bad the health of the Scottish people is as a general rule.
The diet & the amount of booze drunk I don't question your post.
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It's not quite 42. I'm not sure what it actually is, but I'm positive that it's well below 76.

Edit - 54 in some parts. That's pretty fucking bad lol - http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/men-in-glasgows-east-end-have-life-988632

Apparently the average is 71 though, which is surprising - http://www.gcvs.org.uk/news_and_information/1598_lowest_uk_life_expectancy_for_glaswegians
 
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