EADD Heroin Discussion V18 - Wax on-Wax off-Beetle-down-Beetle up (Hiyer zaramorph)

[brimz]

Tonight was the last of four Saturdays without gear. And frankly, I don't feel much better now I've been off it for nearly a month than I felt when I was on it. So, on either Thursday or Friday (Thursday would be a tiny fraction easier, logistically speaking; but would require me to stash it overnight without sampling, if I want to make it strictly no consumption of any opiates throughout the whole month of October) I will be returning to my usual dealer to get in a score. I bet he'll have missed me

Now. Is there a word for someone who is always calling you their best mate when you have drugs and they have none -- but then does a disappearing act when you're the one with the bare stash cupboard?

Because unfortunately, some bloke I used to know from years ago, when I was still Simon, has turned back up on the scene -- and, sensing a deal in the air; "Oh, you're getting the brown in nowadays, are you? We shall have to have some of that", has headed in my direction. Did I mention that he's a raging misogynist and hasn't even accepted me as Julie? So he wants me to put on some boyclothes and divvy up the stash, while he tells stupid sexist jokes and thinks they're supposed to be funny, and I will just have to grit my teeth and force myself to laugh for fear of offending him -- Bloody Hell, Simon, don't be such a bloody miserable c**t! You could at least make a bit of an effort to smile, couldn't you, son? Every word barbed and poisoned with contempt for my transgender status. You were born with a dick and that makes you a man, forever. Even if you cut it off (yeah, like that's the be-all and end-all of surgery -- chop, snip, stich, stich, Bob's your auntie) , you'd still be a man.

I might just think, "Sod it" and not even make any effort to pretend to be Simon for his benefit, let him get used to me. Make it his turn to be the uncomfortable one, watching the clock for time to leave from the moment he enters the room. If he can get so freaked out by the simple sight of me in a dress, he probably deserves it .....

What a fukin wanker

 

[wcote]

Ah yes the sorta guy who never shares his good contact with you not even scoring for you.... But when they need help your a cunt for not helping them and so on.

Yeah love them types. Plenty about!

 

[4x4ledbury]

Brought a EIGHTH tonite all good in south brum but still only a six max you can get a good nod but you will need a .4 easily.
Yeah blondin did like to bend the truth a bit what with his legendary test kits.
No to sit down and start watching series 4 of breaking bad again gotta luv all 68 episodes best show ever

 

[Marmalade]

he got called out on his shit a few too many times and had a tantrum and left
also he got caught by the police having a toot in his car on his lunch break and his wife said she wanted a divorce
that is the last thing I heard on him

.....

 

[wcote]

Not sure who mentioned a slight drought coming on *ahem* but some nice stuff to be had down south.

Not that I could get an eighth of proper nice kit.

 

[brimz]

i will be 2moro i expect well at least a teenth.

 

[Bodda]

Not sure who mentioned a slight drought coming on *ahem*

West Mids seems to be bashed to death, had some ok stuff yesterday from the usual source but still not up to their normal stuff.

 

[Bodda]

Some outta area things on route atm, Manchester style.
Can't be any worse than what's here atm hence the distance covered.

 

[brimz]

typing with one eye open , nuff said .

 

[loumacari]

Just got the shittist couple of bags... Barely keeping the wolf from the door... Bollocks

 

[wcote]

Just reading that gave me flashbacks of getting bags and being all happy you got em.... then you have one and your worried then another and it sinks in.... its shite!

Not cool.

 

[loumacari]

Very not cool... 10 min drive, more money spent.... Now smiling

 

[loumacari]

!

 

[GodSpeedK]

Right, this is a somewhat awkward and quite random question, and currently it's coming up because of codeine and not heroin, buuut...

Has anyone found any tricks to get over the urinary retention? It's fucking torture right now 8(
And I would be VERY grateful if someone knows a way to bypass it haha.

I like to submerge my penis in warm-to-hot(ish) water. Using a mug. Ridiculous image, horrible hygiene. Works like a charm though. I guess for you, being without a schlong, you could have a bath? I don't know, maybe this method only works for males...or just me and my weird cock.

 

[brimz]

Just got the shittist couple of bags... Barely keeping the wolf from the door... Bollocks

Very not cool... 10 min drive, more money spent.... Now smiling

I was starting to think you were shit at gear , but i am happy for you . I've been smoking lush stuff still got a .5 for the morning :D

 

[brimz]

I like to submerge my penis in warm-to-hot(ish) water. Using a mug. Ridiculous image, horrible hygiene. Works like a charm though. I guess for you, being without a schlong, you could have a bath? I don't know, maybe this method only works for males...or just me and my weird cock.

OI Weird Cock . I'm gonna call you that from now on do you mind !!

 

[loumacari]

I was starting to think you were shit at gear , but i am happy for you . I've been smoking lush stuff still got a .5 for the morning :D

Good for you, good for me..... Smiles all round!

 

[monstanoodle]

Tonight was the last of four Saturdays without gear. And frankly, I don't feel much better now I've been off it for nearly a month than I felt when I was on it. So, on either Thursday or Friday (Thursday would be a tiny fraction easier, logistically speaking; but would require me to stash it overnight without sampling, if I want to make it strictly no consumption of any opiates throughout the whole month of October) I will be returning to my usual dealer to get in a score. I bet he'll have missed me

Now. Is there a word for someone who is always calling you their best mate when you have drugs and they have none -- but then does a disappearing act when you're the one with the bare stash cupboard?

Because unfortunately, some bloke I used to know from years ago, when I was still Simon, has turned back up on the scene -- and, sensing a deal in the air; "Oh, you're getting the brown in nowadays, are you? We shall have to have some of that", has headed in my direction. Did I mention that he's a raging misogynist and hasn't even accepted me as Julie? So he wants me to put on some boyclothes and divvy up the stash, while he tells stupid sexist jokes and thinks they're supposed to be funny, and I will just have to grit my teeth and force myself to laugh for fear of offending him -- Bloody Hell, Simon, don't be such a bloody miserable c**t! You could at least make a bit of an effort to smile, couldn't you, son? Every word barbed and poisoned with contempt for my transgender status. You were born with a dick and that makes you a man, forever. Even if you cut it off (yeah, like that's the be-all and end-all of surgery -- chop, snip, stich, stich, Bob's your auntie) , you'd still be a man.

I might just think, "Sod it" and not even make any effort to pretend to be Simon for his benefit, let him get used to me. Make it his turn to be the uncomfortable one, watching the clock for time to leave from the moment he enters the room. If he can get so freaked out by the simple sight of me in a dress, he probably deserves it .....

I really hope you didn't meet up with that prick Jules Sounds like the epitome of a Grade A* Scamborghini Cuntash! :sus

Don't EVER change yourself for someone else
if they cannot accept you as you are then it's their loss
if you change,the only person you should be doing that is for yourself,so that you will be happy

Spot on kat (nice to see you about btw ~ )

OI Weird Cock . I'm gonna call you that from now on do you mind !!

Hahaha! I think everyone should have a verbally abusive yet endearing name like that

 

[Pagey]

I like to submerge my penis in warm-to-hot(ish) water. Using a mug. Ridiculous image, horrible hygiene. Works like a charm though. I guess for you, being without a schlong, you could have a bath? I don't know, maybe this method only works for males...or just me and my weird cock.

Hahahah, nice image...I'm not sure I want to end up pissing myself while lying in a tub full of water though :D

 

[GodSpeedK]

OI Weird Cock . I'm gonna call you that from now on do you mind !!

If it pleases the King of Benzos...I would be honoured, Sire!

Hahahah, nice image...I'm not sure I want to end up pissing myself while lying in a tub full of water though :D

I guess you could leap out the bath and onto the toilet?? Ha. Or...I don't know. Shower? Just something about the warm-water, like that prank of dipping someone's fingers in a cup of water so they piss themselves. Oh and don't pretend you've never pissed in the bath! That's like saying you've never masturbated.