EADD Gibberings CXXX v.Kids, Who'd 'Ave Em?

[Ben So Furry]

We're not far off having Ubuntu (and as a result, Debian) on every rooted Android phone. End of the year. And they're all quad core and shit now, at the top end anyway.

I just hope they keep making phones with proper fucking keyboards.

Fucking hell Knock I had no idea. Right on about reel keyboards. My old Tytn had a fold out one which had back lit keys if it was dark. Amazing phone I threw it at a tree during some psychotic MDPV episode. Long and sadly true story fruit fans.

whats the point, people just use their phones for playing angry birds and sending photos of their genitals to each other.

Right on. I used to use my phone for everything I used to do on my XP computer, only a lot slower.

Ha ha Ceres. Why did I ever love PV? I have sent pictures to friends wives before. Whoops accident honest. I should have been arrested for some of the sick shit I got up to on PV ffs.

 

[Urbain]

Urbain the eye movement thing sounds like something that is useless tbh.

Uh huh. Exactly, gimmicks!

 

[Mailmonkey]

is the eye movement thing real? really? i feel like a right cunt. i dunno if it's real, or if you're taking the piss...I dunno if it's possible....I'm a bit fucking twatted though...

it#s not rela is it?

 

[knock]

I've never played angry birds.

 

[Mailmonkey]

I've ficking WATCHED cunts playing Abngry Birds but not even had a go myslef, that's wore than pleying it init?

 

[knock]

I've done that too It's very confusing. Watching it thinking "You're wasting your time on a shit game" then realising I'm spectating.


Shambles. Ben? Work your magic!

 

[Mailmonkey]

is the eye movenment control thing real?

 

[knock]

Yes it's real.


Right, that's another week over. I give EADD 8/10 for this time period. Pretty fucking good! Gold stars in some cases. Maxalfie, Pagey and Ben can be milk monitors next week.

 

[Mailmonkey]

i agree, been a reet good weeek

 

[knock]

eLW is still catching up with his homework though. Someone give him a hand :D

 

[Ben So Furry]

Right, that's another week over. I give EADD 8/10 for this time period. Pretty fucking good! Gold stars in some cases.

i agree, been a reet good weeek

Only because of you two motherfuckers though.

Back at work next week MM?

Here's my old phone:

NO FRUIT.

Never played angry birds either. Whats a milk monitor? Monitor consumption. Fuck I took too much GBL. Balls

 

[knock]

Never played angry birds either. Whats a milk monitor? Monitor consumption.

You hand out the milk, then the late, ex, former, dead, deceased, extinct, lifeless, defunct, cadaverous, expired, departed, resting Lady Thatcher comes round taking it all away.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Oh that's ok then sounds easy. Do I have to dig her her bitch fucking ass up or owt Brother Knock. What a cunt. Her not you Brother Knock.

Jesus too much GBL, it's simple really.

 

[knock]

Oh that's ok then sounds easy. Do I have to dig her her bitch fucking ass up or owt Brother Knock. What a cunt. Her not you Brother Knock.

Jesus too much GBL, it's simple really.

No digging, she'll be smoke (and ash), so she will manifest as a plume (and a dirty mess).

 

[Ben So Furry]

I hated her plumage tbh good Brother Knock. Worse thing about the woman in my humble./

 

[Shambles]

Shambles. Ben? Work your magic!

It's almost spooky innit.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Hey Shamblles. :D

How are we (and when I say we I do of course mean you, Shambles) this morning?



edit. I just put a garlic bread in the oven at half twelve. It will stink the house out, I am liviong on the edge.

 

[Shambles]

Mmm.... garlic bread. It's the future

Am good thanks, Ben. Had a pleasant afternoon spent supping cider with me ketaman whilst waiting for ketamine. Which actually arrived for a change. Will wonders never cease? Yes. Yes they will. An hour or so back. Was nice while it lasted though.

You still on the geeb, Ben? Laaaaaaaarevly stuff. Been thinking about investing in a wee bottle again meself actually. Gotta be better than booze. Availability seems to be on the up and up again. Good, good.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Yes Shambles I am.

A wee bottle? I bought the wee-ist of available bottles and it's going to last me a lifetime. It will. The level hasn't moved. Bet all those rims and pointless and disgraceful unartistic graffiti is now all gone from the insides of my body aswell Mr Sir.

Sounds like a nice time you had today. I love it when you have all that expectation for a drug wait and then it actually arrives. Makes the drugs stronger. FACT! HR buff and stuff fans. When it doesn't happen do you want to go 'Ketaman, please leave now, I need to be alone'? No me neither.

What cider was it? Frostys again? I had Westons again the other night. I love that stuff. SHM and MM the known alcafrolicks were right. Can you even believe that? I can, I never doubted them. Ever

I'm glad wonders won't cease and now have confirmation from you. friends all

So do you rekon (ise) that this Garlic Bread will catch on then? I think it might.

edit. Might catch on fire. When is it ready I am hungry RIGHT NOW (sorry I wasn't shouting just didn't want to retype) in ten minutes either the room will be spinning uncontrollably or I will be snoring so loud the neighbours have restraining orders against my sinuses.

 

[Shambles]

No Frosty's. Thank fuck. Just some generic Co-Op "Strongbow" stuff. Was just to pass the time whilst waiting for a delivery really. Nice afternoon anyway. Even got to see Occasional Mrs Shambles briefly. Which pleased me immensely.

Wish I'd had pennies for another gramme though

Geebee is pretty damn economical stuff. Even for fiends. I tend to resent buying the smaller sizes cos they cost more or less the same as the bigger ones. Was gonna get 500ml last payday but had to pay bills. More bills to pay next payday but fukkit. Is worth the investment. I GBL