EADD Gibberings CXXX v.Kids, Who'd 'Ave Em?

[Valkyrie]

Old Gibberings

DON'T HAVE KIDS

Jesusfkinhchrist....all gaggygoogrins one minute then the next it's all " oohyeah well we're off out now to smoke some mega changa onna bewtifool hillside innada moonlight, enjoy your washin'up" etc, and off they fookin trot, @ goddammthewholeprocess

Parenthood summed up in one sentence. That's pretty much how it is.

 

[Cornishman]

Morning.

Eughhh............

 

[ColtDan]

Morning mr cornish. whats happening

 

[Cornishman]

Morning mr cornish. whats happening

Just got in after a night out on the booze.

God I cant stand alcohol.

What's cooking in devon mister colt?

 

[Mailmonkey]

bacon black pudding eggs and mushrooms

 

[Cornishman]

I'd kill for some food.
Hevnt eaten a meal in days.

 

[Cornishman]

What does a woman mean when she says 'maybe another day' in response to a drunken text?

 

[breakcorefiend]

What does a woman mean when she says 'maybe another day' in response to a drunken text?

was this a 4am drunken text? if so.. prob not good news lol

 

[ColtDan]

maybe never

not much happening, no hangover feeling pretty good, lazy sunday, roast on, lil guitar sesh and a few more mix mashup tunes done

get yourself some food cornish. i bet your body thinks your a bit of a cock

 

[Cornishman]

Was actually 10am.

Fully expected some action but no.

EDIT: I would dan but i have no money.
You're right tho. Even my brain thinks I'm a prick.
Keep spending food money on drugs knowing what will happen. I'm powerless to my addiction.

NA save me pls.

 

[breakcorefiend]

Lol, were you still pissed at 10am..this morning?

 

[Valkyrie]

I fear if you persist she may not be so polite.

 

[Cornishman]

Lol, were you still pissed at 10am..this morning?

Yeah.

I was drinking/snorting till about 5am.

Then woke up @ 7. Hit up some charlie and been awake since

I fear if you persist she may not be so polite.

Haha, you're probably right.
Rest assured i have some tact. (i think)

 

[Mailmonkey]

lol, makes you wonder; what right-thinking young lady wouldn't want some bloke who's been pisssed up and coked up all night coming round for a drunken rafting at 10am on a Sunday morning?

Women these days, dunno they're born!

 

[Valkyrie]

lol, makes you wonder; what right-thinking young lady wouldn't want some bloke who's been pisssed up and coked up all night coming round for a drunken rafting at 10am on a Sunday morning?

Indeed, that's how I managed to bag myself a husband.

 

[breakcorefiend]

lol, makes you wonder; what right-thinking young lady wouldn't want some bloke who's been pisssed up and coked up all night coming round for a drunken rafting at 10am on a Sunday morning?

Women these days, dunno they're born!

Hahahahaha this

 

[Cornishman]

But it's me mm.
I figured it's as good a time as any to be getting in touch for a reunion.

And good on ya Dan for lacking a hangover.

You should start a band Dan.

 

[Mailmonkey]

But it's me mm.

True. You are a good-looking fucker.

She's an idiot then, and not worth your time.

Next!

 

[Cornishman]

Onward!

Hey mm what's happening in Devon today?

 

[Ben So Furry]

I have a hangover. Will someone pass me a damp flannel please? Free wine and best mens hipflasks are deadly.