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It's supposed to be self-transforming machine elves. And they're like "jewelled self-dribbling basketballs". I can't remember Galadriel or Elrond bouncing about though.
 
I've never had the elves, but now that I think about it ColtDan I sort've get that female 'presence' thing, reminds me of a non-breakthrough smoked DMT trip one time. Only had it with DMT, psilocin is probably the closest next thing for me.

I think a lot of it is to do with perception, maybe the elves I read about aren't being explained in the way I interpret them. Not sure if I've worded that right thanks to MXE.
 
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Yeah I'm down for a bit of female presents. Happy day. Can't wait for my gear to arrive so I can crackin' with the nackin' chamon.

How are you lot tonight?

Having a good one I hope. I didn't go out in the end. I watched Spurs loose and had a kip due to GBL. Fella phoned me and said he has some disease or some shit. Basically means he changed his mind. Shame I was well up for it as well. Then I dosed to much GBL and passed out for an hour in front of the football.
 
Please help, I have a problem

Hello Bluelight,

My name is Allan, I am a 43 year old heroin user. I have been reading this forum quite regularly for quite some time so I am familiar with the majority of usernames that crop up around the place, however I have not until now physically been arsed to register.

Just thought I would introduce myself...

I have just come into quite a predicament and I thought one of you guys may be able to help me out as I am guessing one of you may have come into this situation at sometime. Basically, about an hour ago I scored a £20 bag of the 0.1g/£10 high quaility brown. It came in abit of clingfilm which was tied together at the top with a tight elastic band and when I opened the bag it took a fair bit of pressure, when opened I managed to spill roughly half the bag inbetween the keys on my laptop. I have pinned what I didn't lose but could really do with salvaging the wastage. If anyone has found themselves in this situation and has found a solution to scrape together as much as possible I would be extremely grateful to know.

Thanks in advance
 
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Clear your desk, invert the laptop over the desk and tap the base gently but firmly. Alternatively on some laptops it's possible to remove the keys by gently prising them off, but you risk breaking the key mechanism and you might put the keys back in the wrong places.


If you have a recent Thinkpad, they are "spill proof" so you could pour an appropriate solvent over the keyboard and collect and process the fluid which emerges through the spill outlets.

Finally, if you have a brand new vacuum cleaner, you could sook it up and empty the bag.


I think that about wraps it up. Welcome to Bluelight, Allan.



I've moved Mouldy Cunt Flap's first post here, as it's definitely a gibbering! ;)
 
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I don't get all the alt business Knock. For a start have no idea how you know. I'm only me, I would be able to keep up to accounts lol, I have enough problems keeping up with one. I'm crap at this internet business.
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Well, I'm not that great at spotting them, but I thought something was up with the heroin-in-keyboard story, as it was a pile of old wank! But I wasn't sure so I humoured them to see what would happen.

Our esteemed Senior Mod Neighborhood Threat is more on the ball and had a check run and it turned out the IP address of Mouldy matched that of a banned user. And so he was banned.

There you go, a glimpse "behind the scenes"! The glamour! The glory! :D
 
To be honest as a lowly mod I don't do much scrutinising; is NT reading every post here? I doubt it, he has other shit to do... I imagine when a new user registers and makes their first posts it might trigger a PM or something and encourage him to have a gander, but I'm making that up, maybe he really is looking over everyone's shoulder :sus:

For me it's mostly about keeping me off the streets :D Janitor would be a more fitting job title ;)
 
I'm fine as I don't believe I have anything to worry about so anyone can feel free to scrutinise all they like really. I've got nothing to hide so I'm happy.

GBL is weird for me, I feel hungry then I eat and after I have a few mouthfuls I think 'no, I'm fine' and put it away. Also not tired at all isn't it supposed to have sedative effects? I don't know.

How you doing Knock, all good mate? You not tired or anything?
 
I don't think anyone is scrutinising you, or anyone else for that matter. It's just when a new user appears with a fucking idiotic post and a cocky attitude it looks a bit suspect. Then the scrutineers get to work ;)

I am tired but I had a late and heavy dinner and my stomach is at full stretch so I'm just waiting for that to settle down before I tuck myself in. Sipping beer spiked with benzos to speed up the process :)

And you, fine sir, how are things?
 
I'm well as I've ever been! In fact I feel fantastic, I'm completely sober but lately I've been feeling great just really great :)
GBL, I used to really love GBL a little too much perhaps... it's an incredibly versatile drug you see, you can do almost anything on it and it will enhance the experience in some way. GBL and a movie was a great evening, for example. Or GBL and a party, GBL and sex. All the things. Maybe that was just me though ><
It's not sedating exactly until you dose highly, before that it's anxiolytic and full of energy I found.
 
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MouldyCuntFlap is an ex MouldyCuntFlap. Alt of a banned user. Let us pray for them.



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*Holds hands and aggressively prays the f*ck out of god for Mister Mouldy Cunt Flap* "Haaaayyyaa hhayyya hhaaayya" *native African American Indian chant*

Hey evening fellow Euro skeptics of teh Euro crisis. Flying around in your Euro fighters. What is cookening on this distinctively European evening?
 
Hi Cornish! Have you been eating? I was worrying about your belly yesterday!

I feel especially bad as I'm so full.


EDIT: You're taking too long! I'm off to bed! N'night :)
 
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Hi Cornish! Have you been eating? I was worrying about your belly yesterday!

I feel especially bad as I'm so full.


EDIT: You're taking too long! I'm off to bed! N'night :)
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Thanks Knock.
Meine belly hast just been replenished by nun otter dan Ronaldo Christiano Mcdonald himself.
Using das high power beefen-burg. Unt aggressive French fry combo.

Yes, I stayed awake and rinsed my dole money/made a trip to the 24hr fast food joint.

Pleased to see that your food eating is also sehr gut. <3

I need to be sleeping as I have a date with a beautiful 21y/o sexylady at 8am.
The minx is being chauffeur driven by myself from the airport as she just got back from holiday.

Never before have I been/felt so predatory. Targeting a poor lass nearly 10 years my junior. What have I become. 8( :sus:

EDIT: N' Night ninja knock!
 
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