EADD Benzo Discussion V. Waking up in a Wakefield skip

[placebonaut]

I remember the good old days when there was honor amongst thieves, people would be "sorted out" in an appropriate way for stepping out of line, and being "bang out of order" was the worst possible crime anyone could commit.

surely shitty customer service at least deserves a gentle knee capping?!

 

[Bleaney]

You have to remember you're dealing with the lowest echelon of a criminal organisation. A bit like relying on runners.

Yeah, good point!

 

[Bleaney]

I remember the good old days when there was honor amongst thieves, people would be "sorted out" in an appropriate way for stepping out of line, and being "bang out of order" was the worst possible crime anyone could commit.

surely shitty customer service at least deserves a gentle knee capping?!

I think this particular individual should be hung, drawn, and quartered.

Surely the sequence in which that death sentence is usually listed makes no sense though, as there's not much point 'drawing' and quartering someone, after they've already been hung!

 

[Shambles]

I think this particular individual should be hung, drawn, and quartered.

Surely the sequence in which that death sentence is usually listed makes no sense though, as there's not much point 'drawing' and quartering someone, after they've already been hung!

Fun fact: the hanging part was more of a dangling as you were simply strung up until near-death then cut down rather than being dropped at the end of a noose resulting in a broken neck.

Fun fact 2: you also generally got your junk sliced off but that doesn’t get a mention in the proceeding’s title.

Fun fact 3: hanging causes ejaculation in men.