• MDMA &
    Empathogenic
    Drugs

    Welcome Guest!

Dumbest things you have done while rolling

haha man havent really done dumb things but a few things that i foudn really funny...

- giving my friend a massage in the chill room of a club.. then i stopped to do something with my phone (probably *try* send a text or something) and then i continued to give her a massage only to realise about 2mins later that it wasnt actually my friend and some other girl i didnt know. she didnt seem too bothered about it but i got crap scared when i saw what looked like her boyfriend next to her (big guy too) ! lol

- at a club with a bunch of friends and one of whom wasnt dropping.. she was a friend of a friends new to our usual group of friends... sitting next to her on steps and i told her that i wanted to break the guinness record for the "Most Number of Hugs Given to a Random Person " she didnt seem to mind ;) hehehehe

- had a house pill party when we decided to go for a calm relaxing drive around the city (cape town). went to the university campus cos its on the mountain and really beautiful scenary. walked around there completely pill fucked at like 4:00am and actually found people still on campus in restaurant areas and shit. was pretty amazed

- on same night also went to shopping mall top floor parking... walked around everywhere holding a big white fluffy teddy bear. aahh good times.
 
This thread is gold.

Stupidest thing I've ever done was:
Chatting up this chick at a bar, and she's like I gotta go to the toilet, 5 minutes later she comes back and she's like so where were we, I said, fuck I was talking to this chick 5 minutes ago who looks just like you, same top and everything... she walked off and i never saw her again

Dumbest thing I've watched:
My flatmate try to sail a mattress acroos the lake at the local park.

Generally speaking I don't really do anything dumb, I like using other people for my own enjoyment and I'm normally the one putting people up to dumb things.
 
I just rolled 2 days ago @ a robert plant concert. me and my other buddy where the youngest ones there, and the most fucked up ones. I asked a girl to rub the back of my head. I think she thought i was wierd.

on the onset, i almost passed out
 
Asking my girlfriend why the air hostess was taking so long getting my bag of peanuts as we both lay naked in bed at a friends house. Man, was I fucked.
 
Originally posted by dj_cman
I always always seem to have a way of loosing my pack of cigs.. It bugs the hell out of me. I spend a good 45 minutes trying to find them to find they are right next to me.
Click to expand...

You are joking ...right? I lose my cigs because ever other bugger is smokin' 'em ... I never find them right next to me unless they belong to some other un-initiated poor unfortunate ... ;)
 
Also, my third time on yips, spent the night sitting in some random guy's back garden. I was wearing some shades. At one point I looked up at a mate and said "Man, why are you wearing my sunglasses?". Which of course he wasn't wearing.

I also spent about twenty minutes that night running around the garden. Why? Well, I was looking for my shades. My shades that were actually on my face. I looked at the ground and saw them there, so I went to pick them up, and they disappeared when I tried. Then they appeared instantly a metre or so away, so I went to pick them up.... and the cycle continued for an ingenious 20 minutes or so until I rubbed my face and found out that I was wearing the little buggers. Man was I confused. I could still see one of the incorporeal shady affairs lying in the grass..

As well as that I spent two hours trying to roll a joint from hash that night, even though I had no tobacco. I should be given a plaque for my Outstanding Achievements in the Field of Retardedness... or something.
 
Last edited:
marquis said:
Asking my girlfriend why the air hostess was taking so long getting my bag of peanuts as we both lay naked in bed at a friends house. Man, was I fucked.
Click to expand...

Bwahahahaha that sounds like something I would say. My bf once was staring at a fire in a barrell and started whistling and calling for his dog as if she was just in front of him..... but she was at home....
 
i was at a party and bought 4 pills (two to take home for another time) put them in my cig. case so i wouldn't lose it. at the end of the night, opened the box to find only one cig. left. being as happy* as i was, i took it out, asked for a lighter, and threw the box away! didn't realize i dumped the pills until we were almost home:\
 
called up this girl i hooked up with at this carnival one night when i was only slightly peaking and she dident notice. After my 4th pill that night i called her up and started talking about this new society of people except they were better than cool i called these people peopleismic from the word cataslysmic meaning people who baught about great change in society and how i was going to create a society called peopleismica mannn i was fucked up lol. I also looked at the moon and my eyes were jiggleing so much it looked like a light from those old time projectors and i said what type of movie is the moon playing tonight hope is somthing about fireworks. damm i was smooshed
 
I was trying to impress my now boyfriend by showing him the tricks i knew on the trampoline and i was doing a back flip and over estimated the length of the trampoline and flew backwards off the trampoline, and landed head first on the ground, neadless to say " I got the guy"!
 
starlit said:
i was at a party and bought 4 pills (two to take home for another time) put them in my cig. case so i wouldn't lose it. at the end of the night, opened the box to find only one cig. left. being as happy* as i was, i took it out, asked for a lighter, and threw the box away! didn't realize i dumped the pills until we were almost home:\
Click to expand...

Hate when something like that happens, i was very drunk one night and had just under an 1/8th of good weed in my cig case and i done exactly the same thing as you, threw the box away and never found it again.
 
I was in a club where pretty much all the same people went every weekend, and we almost all knew each other. I went over and sat next to my friend and put my head on his shoulder. I looked up at him to say something, and realized he was NOT who I thought. Then I quikcly came to find out that he and his girlfriend (seated on his other side) were not even rolling; they were on acid. As embarrassing as it was, they understood I was just e-tarded and I just kind of ran away.
 
i was in that stage where u just gotta talk and i walk in on a friend and his girlfriend having sex sat at the foot of the bed and talked till they were done.

needless to say i didn't talk long.... ;)
 
my 2 cents.

-First time I ever ate a pill, i went up to visit two friends who lived together in an apartment. Me and Clint got drunk, smoked some weed,was having fun. For whatever reason, we decide to go drive down to the rave his roommate Bryan was at and buy some roll pills. This was at about 3 AM. So i dropped the pill I guess about 3:30-4:00 AM... and by the time i actually started to feel good, the sun was coming up heh. Bryan had a whole bunch of people who came home from the club with him and were crashing on the floor. I bet they didn't expect to find his roommate and friend blaring techno and trying to roll at 4:30 AM heh. That morning got real wild when my other friend showed up with that research chemical "Foxy" 8o. Who in their right mind eats their first ever roll pill at 4 AM ?

-2nd time I rolled, me and 3 other friends decided to eat some pills and go to a club. So we all pile into my tiny ass car (2 door Integra) and I drive around downtown new orleans looking for this club. we ate the pills sometime on the road and figured by the time we got to the club, we'd be rollin.

We never found that club, and i got real 'noid because i didnt want that shit to kick in while im driving around downtown New Orleans. So i rush all of us home and we decide we're gonna try and roll at my friends place. Turns out that club had been shut down for a couple months heh

That time sucked but the funniest fucking part of the whole night was when we were blasting some lame techno (none of us had any good CDs, we were novices) and some girls approach and knock on the door. They HAD to have heard the loud ass music. All of us didnt want these girls to see us rollin, so we turn off all the lights, kill the music, and hide out of sight of them. Im positive they saw us through the window though and heard the music. we just pretended we werent their, all laying down on the ground trying to be quiet. pretty lame haha
 
me and 4 other friends were rollin hard at our friends house, his mom is very religious and some how she talked us all into praying on our knees holding hands in a circle, then she talked to us about god for about 2 hours. Some how she couldnt tell we were on something cuz nobody knew wtf we were saying, .. biggest trip of my life
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top