Not really stupid, more funny than anything...
-I was sitting in a room with a couple of friends and I end up spacing out, that Ecstasy trance one tends to experience. I start going through this scenario that I'm at a Disney World souvenir shop. The shop starts to close, so I turn to my friends and belt out, "They're closing up shop, we need to go." Immediately I snap out of it and realize I just said that out loud. My friends just die laughing.
-I was at a very small party, 5 of us. We are all sitting in one room just having a blast. The pills really started to kick in. Then I stand up and I say, "Let's see what everyone else is doing." I proceed to walk in the other room, only to realize there is noone else. I seriously thought there were more people there.
-A group of us decided to go to the apartment hot tub. We have each taken at least 3 pills a piece by now. My friend decides to go into the closet to change into his swimming shorts. So we wait and we wait and we wait. Twenty minutes goes by. I knock on the door, "Mike! You OK in there?" He replies, "Uh. Ya! Ya! Coming right out." So he exits and we ask, "What the hell were you doing in there?" He grudgingly admits, "I forgot why I went in there and I couldn't figure out what I was holding in my hands (the swim shorts). So I just sat there enjoying the feeling till you knocked on the door."
-Same party, same hot tub, same friend Mike tells a friend of ours' to turn around. We thought he was going to give her a back massage. All of a sudden it looks like he's putting books away, so we ask what is he doing. He turns to us and says, "I'm putting the books away." So we ask him where he is and he states, "I'm at work." At the time, he was working at Barnes and Nobles, a bookstore in Florida.
-I've seen the usual cigarette lighting issues, which always make me laugh my ass off.
Once I saw a girl trying to light a cigarette when she didn't even have one in her hand. She just keep flicking the lighter and looking down all confused. She obviously couldn't figure out why the (non-existent) cigarette wouldn't light.
-Saw my friend give a girl a light show and in the middle of the show her eyes roll back and she falls back as stiff as a board. This happened in the middle of a rave dancefloor. I guess she thought someone was there to catch her.