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Dumbest things you have done while rolling

This was about the most stupidest thing I've EVER seen somebody do... it was downright dangerous and to this day I still wonder how it didn't wind up being a disaster...

We were at a friends house and standing around the kitchen not long before heading out into town... Anyway we're minding our own business when suddenly this huge flame comes shooting across the kitchen bench - CENTIMETRES from my hair/face... you know when you are blinded by a flash of light and can feel the heat from a burst of flame?

Just as our eyes could adjust we noticed my mate laughing hysterically before running off again...

He had lit his cigarette lighter while spraying an aerosol can towards us... 8o

I wanted to beat the crap out of him (playful punches mind you!) and curse him (teasingly) but of course I was too out of it to care too much about what just happened... =D
 
Got lost in a Johnny D's Diner bathroom. The door was black and so were the walls but it one of those push doors and it was like totally flush with the wall and it it didnt have a push mark or a handle. If I had only looked up and saw the hinge I wouldnt have been in there for 5 minutes trying to figure out how the fuck I got in and how to get out. Unfortunatly I didnt have my cell phone cus I was gonna call my friend at the table outside to come help me so I resorted to knocking on the walls until I heard a hollow noise then I pushed and I was free. Fuckin room tripped me out.
 
The dumbest thing I did at a Rave was when a kid fucked on something came up to me and asked if I was a tough guy and I answered no. But he insisted that I was, and told me he knew my weakest spot, since he was a kickboxer. I lifted my shirt and he punched me a couple of times hard in the kidneys. It didn't hurt, but in hindsight that was pretty dumb and very stupid.

Stranger was what he did after he had hit me. He bent over in front of me and pushed his ass in my crotch and asked me if I wanted to fuck him up his ass. And although he assured me he was straight, he would let me fuck him. LOL.

My friends were laughing hysterically. I wonder what he took.
 
wha? someone's a moron for bringing a toothbrush to a rave?

I love the feeling of brushing my teeth when i'm on drugs. I don't reckon it's stupid at all.
 
this is a 10 page thread so this may have already happend to other rollers but here is my dumbest experience.

1 night while rolling with a group of 5 in a big room on a king size bed we got so fucked up we didn't really know whats going on so we just chilled there for hours. well as usally i get horny as fuck on E so im laying next to this fine ass chocolate girl (and i always wanted a chocolate girl) ;) so we start whispering to each other hoping the other 3 on the bed don't hear and 1 thing led to another. next thing i realize my hand is rubbing her tits then goes south and rubs her clit, in and out my finger go. then somehow and i don't remember how this happend but we manage to make our way onto the other side of the bed (weird) and i pushed her off the bed onto the floor and took 1 blanket to cover us and we went to town while the other 3 were on the bed unaware of what was going on cuase i loaded them up on white doves. so im having a great time feeling pretty good working it ;) then suddenly the door opens. "hey guys you seen my husband?" oh shit my wife is looking for me, my ass pops up my head half naked waist down like the girl and say hi honey. BUSTED, needless to say we never got to finish and i spent the rest of the night saying im sorry lol. I never did roll again with chocolate girl but my wife didn't hate her cuase she knows how it gets on E and finally forgave me so all is good again. ofcourse I had to roll with my wife the next weekend to get help her with forgiving me but hey whatever it take right?

anybody else do something like this?
 
Going up to a non rolling guy and saying "your the hottest one here" what an asssss....obviously he was not into the rolled out kooks, and it was obvious I was rollin. I see that guy at a lot of shows these days, im always so embarrassed when i see him.
 
Last night I was ready to dump the second pill, so I found my way into a washroom stall, opened up the gelcap and dumped half of it in the water.

Then I left the stall, promptly decided that the water was too cold and that I wanted it room temperature. I poured it all down the sink, refilled the water bottle with warmer water, went back to the dancefloor and then realised I had just dumped my drugs down the sink.
 
last party my girl got mad because she said I kissed every girl on the lips... I told her no, i really dont think i did, i'm not that type of roller but i really can't remember... she still wouldn't believe me, so i convinced her i kissed them on the cheek instead ;-)
 
It's a tie.

First:
Rolling at a friends house with like 15 friends. Had some chronic trees at home and decided to go get them. On the way I decided I wanted to bring back a couple of cd's. Got home grabbed the cd's quick and left. Got back to my friend's relized that I forgot the weed. Went back home. Couldn't find the weed. Went back to my friends only to relize that the weed was in my truck the whole time. Not to mention I was driving back and forth through town with a smashed tail light.


Second:
This one is quite off subject but it has to do with pills and it's a good story.

Got drunk as fuck at my cousin's house. Decided we wanted pills. My drunk ass is like 'I CAN DRIVE!!". Hit the road and immediatly regreted driving. Got to the dealer's house. Picked up 10 pills. Headed back to my cousin's. Everything was going smooth until a cop showed up out of nowhere behind me. Followed me for a mile or two and pulled me over. Cop comes up to the car. Talked to him for a minute (all while drunk, stoned, and carying enough pills to do some serious time). He pulled me over because I was swerving. Proceeded to ask why my eyes were red. Another cop pulled up and I thought I was done for. Luckily I'm a good talker and handled myself like a pro. The cop then told me that there was a hit and run on the street that I pulled off of and he let me go.

I damn near shat myself.
 
I was rollin in a car and I saw this guy in another car. And I said sick mode is the greatest. Really loud and kept saying sick mode. lol And also was floored in a parking garage.
 
Our dumbest thing??? cannot really say dumbest, but big balls played a part...

Me & my wife were at an after hours club. We arrived at 1:30am. We found a few asian women that were very attractive. After an hour into our roll, the women were on the floor dancing. I gave one a light show for about 5 min. Me & my wife needed a seat for a few, the asian women were sitting right next to us. So my wife leans over and said to 2 of them, my hubby is dieing to suck face (kiss) with you. One was into it the other not, but her other friend was. Well both move over to ouur booth and the 4 of us are all making out in the booth. Needless to say this went on for what felt like 10 minutes, but was actually 1 1/2 hours. We were told by a few people that were watching, that it was a hot play sesssion. Since me and my wife have an open relationship it made it more hot. We ended up dancing with the women for a few hours and flirted like crazy. At 5am we were very tired and needed sleep.

Not really the dumbest thing, but it sure was a FUN thing. By the way, we're headed back out to that club on 4/16, this time were bringing our two new asian girl friends with us!
 
*Gives a medal to everyone telling sex stories* (SexOnX and xtc-couple)

I'm curious to know what the dumbest thing you've done on E REALLY is, but it might hurt your attention-craving ego to tell us about it, so don't bother.
 
thrillme said:
What is the dumbest thing you've done/said while rolling?
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Dumbest thing done and said would have been driving down the empty motorway after a gig heading to a club while rolling pretty hard and quickly exiting the motorway because someone had set up some traffic lights ahead and they were RED.

I just couldn't work out why they would have traffic lights on the motorway and it really fuckin' confused me.

Turns out what I saw was a little red light that sits on top of electrical pylon towers. My mates were pissing themselves laughing while explaining my error!!

Defo not a good idea to drive on pills.

Please note this was many years ago and I no longer pill and drive unless I've had a few beers :p

** Really don't drug and drive police have the powers to arrest and blood test besides you could hurt someone**
 
after having a private hedonistic ecstatic session with my girl friend, including dancing around to micro/chicago house naked and much more erotic things. After about 6 hours and about 3 super multi vitamins ungodly amounts of 5htp melatonin and maginisum(very little food and im a thin guy and these where some pills) I was making tea standing by a microwave, I had an panic attack and actually had the balls to go upstairs to tell her that I had times wher I thought she was a nark, or fed or something to the equivilant. I ended up super depressed and pissed off at myself and she ended up getting quite ill(once this happened that belief dissapeared and i felt very guity to make her feel that way so i ended up caring for her all morning afterwards. the next day, "suicide" day, and following where nothing in comparison to that panic attack and depression for that one long crazy hour.
 
I always always seem to have a way of loosing my pack of cigs.. It bugs the hell out of me. I spend a good 45 minutes trying to find them to find they are right next to me.

One time we were rollin at my friends house who lives with his mum, she'd gone out but was due back at a certain time so we had to go upstairs. We cleared up the living room and took everything up there with us, I was peaking pretty damn hard. I must have had a cig while i was upstairs because the ashtray was next to me, yet i really didn't know if i'd had one or not.. regardless i went to get a cig and was like where's my cigs? searched what i thought was the whole room.. I even sent my mate downstairs to see if i left them down there, his mum was already back and had no idea what we had been up to and is againsts all that, man.. i can't believe he actually went downstairs and pulled off speaking to his mum in such a state.. By the time he'd got back upstairs I'd found my cigs right next to me and was like sorry man. lol.

Another time i'd searched out litteraly the whole room.. when you put your'e mind on finding something you just don't stop. I searched the whole room to find that my cigs were in my pocket all the time, also done this with a bag of weed before.. didn't find the fucker in my pocket till the next day, lol. These days i tend to just take my cigs out my pocket and leave them on a table (if at a house party).

I remember one time after a heavy night with no sleep we left the house at 11am to goto the pub.. as I stepped out into the air it was like i'd forgotten what reality was like.. got to the front gate and i was so puzzled i couldn't figure out how to open the gate, I was like you got the key for this gate, do i push it or pull it? felt like a right e-tard.

There are other times stupid things have happened to me and my friends I just can't remember right now ;)

I also also tend to belive that there is actually more people in the room, too... It's like I could of sworn so-and-so were here a minute ago, where they gone? even though they wasn't there to start with.

One time this roll completely floored my ass and i was sittin next to some dude at a house party and i thought i'd try and make conversation with the guy.. I maneged to say "You up yeah?" I honestly cannot remember what the guy said back to me, it was like random words, like.. "yeah, fucked, stars" - Then i sat back and started rushing my tits off, I couldn't even attempt to follow on the conversation I was so mullered.

Another great one-liner I came out with one night was "It wouldn't have been the same tonight if none of us were here" took me a while to figure out exactly what i'd said and then laughed hysterically.
 
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