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Finally got a mic hooked up for GTA. Had a wee game with Ben & someone else, dunno who, one of you lot?

Who else plays it on Xbox? It all seems to be working fine now. Give us a shout - BaronV0nMarlon

Bought a wee pad earlier and some random cunt came to the door for me haha. Answered the door and let this guy in, he strolls in without saying a word, sits down on my couch & smokes my bong! Cheeky prick. So I started wandering about while jacking off. Stood up on the couch and jacked off into his face. Then the cunt went for a sleep in my bed!
 
parttime crackhead said:
Bought a wee pad earlier and some random cunt came to the door for me haha. Answered the door and let this guy in, he strolls in without saying a word, sits down on my couch & smokes my bong! Cheeky prick. So I started wandering about while jacking off. Stood up on the couch and jacked off into his face. Then the cunt went for a sleep in my bed!
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And then you played GTA?


WTF? You can have a wank (jack off :|) in GTA? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Why don't you useless cunts get on with doing these things in your actual real lives, I mean you need a WANKING SIMULATION? Depths have never been so deep.

What's it like when you cum, does your controller vibrate? I'm really missing this game now.

Any twit that needs a copy for PS3 get in touch before it goes on eBay.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Finally got a mic hooked up for GTA. Had a wee game with Ben & someone else, dunno who, one of you lot?

Who else plays it on Xbox? It all seems to be working fine now. Give us a shout - BaronV0nMarlon

Bought a wee pad earlier and some random cunt came to the door for me haha. Answered the door and let this guy in, he strolls in without saying a word, sits down on my couch & smokes my bong! Cheeky prick. So I started wandering about while jacking off. Stood up on the couch and jacked off into his face. Then the cunt went for a sleep in my bed!
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I actually read that as though it was real life, the pad being an xbox pad haha! I was thinking seriously? haha =D
 
knock said:
Never played but, but it's on Steam for Linux, so I've been considering it. Still got Half Life 2 Episode 1 and Episode 2 to go though.
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Its just the video game version of crack, literally. I can probably name more Pro CS players then i can pro footballers. Takes loads of practice to get any good though unlike games like CoD that are built for the mainstream scrubs
 
parttime crackhead said:
Finally got a mic hooked up for GTA. Had a wee game with Ben & someone else, dunno who, one of you lot?

Who else plays it on Xbox? It all seems to be working fine now. Give us a shout - BaronV0nMarlon

Bought a wee pad earlier and some random cunt came to the door for me haha. Answered the door and let this guy in, he strolls in without saying a word, sits down on my couch & smokes my bong! Cheeky prick. So I started wandering about while jacking off. Stood up on the couch and jacked off into his face. Then the cunt went for a sleep in my bed!
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Needing to finish my last heist, and then im back onine.

PTCH - I added you. Im.masta******
 
Yeh tis a great game chivalry, my bro plays it all the time. I played about 50 hours on it got it in the steam sale few months back
 
Where is the GTA crew at? I'm getting fed up hunting for randoms who have a mic hooked up and it's shit trying to do decent things when you have to try and tell them what you're planning to do without speaking.

Holla at the murrafuckin boy - BaronV0nMarlon (zero in the middle of V0n). I'm signed up to Ben's Bottle crew (what's the score with that name btw? lol) but can't figure out how to add youse from there.
 
Haha thought you were doing a benzo'd mdb for a minute

Might have a bash online in a bit, been on there once. still only 50% through GTA5, seems like one big fucker of a game. saying that im only doing a 1 or 2 missions a night. cracks me up in some bits, proper funny, the dialogue is genius. that trevor is a full on dodgy bastard
 
Haha, aye man that's what I thought when I looked back at that post. Took me a minute to figure out what the fuck had happened.

Trevor is the man. Such a good character. Switching to him is always hilarious. I like the one where he's lying passed out on a beach, in his pants, with a couple of dead bodies near him. Or when he's wearing a dress and still drunk lol.
 
Yeah lol

this cracked me up when i first saw this, amazing



Niggaaaaaaaa
 
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