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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

misinformed drug user, one of my friends (after breaking his arm) said at the hospital they had to give him 5x the normal morphine dosAge cuz his weed tolerance was so high haha
 
^^oh well next time i hit the clinic ill tell them i need 5x the normal amount of weed cuz my heroin tolerance is so high then
 
My roommate's friend told us this story of how his friends went into the museum of science tripping on acid and saw a gnome running around. It freaked them out so they captured it and brought it home and put it in a closet. When the sober roommate came home he heard a noise from the closet and opened it to find a little boy with down syndrome and returned him back to the museum, just saying that he found him wandering around. This kid swears up and down that it's true but it sounds a little fishy to me.. plus someone else told me the same exact story recently.
 
I've seen that same story posted dozens of times. It normally takes place in a wood or park though.
 
Feste said:
I've seen that same story posted dozens of times. It normally takes place in a wood or park though.
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i read that one that took place in the woods on erowid in section were it was listing some propaganda stories
 
Druggist said:
I wonder how many people have a friend of a freind that once took a 10 strip of acid and is now living in a mental institution thinking they are a glass of orange juice. Dont push him over, he will spill!8(
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hahaha my friend told me that there was this kid at his last school tripping on acid and went into the bathroom and skinned his face off hahaha also another one where this guy is a potato chip and he kept saying "don't touch me or im going to crumble!" and sure enough he did
 
drug_mentor said:
A 14 gram nug is so far from impossible it's not funny. Sure buying retail amounts like a gram to an ounce you aren't likely to come across it often but if you ever know anyone who has done a grow or bought large amounts you would know a half ounce nug isn't really uncommon.

The smurf pill rumour was probably the most popular drug myth at my high school, a lot of people spoke of "smurf pills" that make you think you are tiny and try and jump down drains (SO many people used this particular example, I always found it illogical because if you thought you were small enough to fit down a grate surely the fall would look big enough to kill you), trying to walk under the cracks at the bottom of doors, etc. To this day I have never identified what chemical this could be or had anyone who claimed to have either taken or known somebody to have taken it be able to supply me with a sample.

The second most common was probably that 'Biccies' (Aussie slang for 'Ecstasy' tablets) had shards of glass in them so when you took them it shredded your insides and got into your system quicker. Such a load of shite...
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There's an alcohol that has gold shards in it (supposedly) that cuts your throat to let it into your system faster.

Nevermind, I was wrong. There's an alcohol that has gold in it, but it doesn't cut your throat: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschläger
 
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Anyways, a story someone I knew always used to tell me was that he had over 1,000 E pills in his house, but there was a problem - his parents had them in a safe. This wasn't too hard to believe, but the thing was, I never got to see this mysterious "safe" in his parents room. He said he had access to this "safe" but whenever we wanted to do some E he'd always ask if I knew any dealers that had any.

Complete bullshit if you ask me. Some people just don't know when to STFU and catch themselves so deep in lie's that they can't get out.
 
last week there was an interview with that swedish guy (van der sloot or something) that killed the girl in south america and is supposed to be connected to the natalie holloway thing. he said that the police forced him to confess, so he gave them a complete, in depth description of everything involved in the murder of the girl in the hotel. later he said that it was all a lie and he was making it up because he was high on pot.

i have never heard anyone high on pot come up with a fluid, in depth and clear story about anything. i mean, come on. he was level headed and he didin't have the chester cheetah smile plastered on his face while nodding his head in agreement whatever was being said to him. it also seems that he stayed on the same subject the whole time and did not deviate into some ramble about this amazing discovery that he just had and he would have never had it if he wasn't high.

i think this is the ultimate bullshit/
 
cheah said:
My roommate's friend told us this story of how his friends went into the museum of science tripping on acid and saw a gnome running around. It freaked them out so they captured it and brought it home and put it in a closet. When the sober roommate came home he heard a noise from the closet and opened it to find a little boy with down syndrome and returned him back to the museum, just saying that he found him wandering around.
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LOL! I thought this story was only going around here in Australia :p

Ive heard a slightly different version though:

3 dude's all took 4 tabs of Acid each and two of them decided they would go out clubbing for a bit so the third guy stayed home...Anyway the two guys that went into the city came back in the early morning to find the door's and window's all taped up..They knocked on the door and the dude that stayed home answered but told the other two guys to be hell quiet because while they were gone he went out and caught a troll 8)

Anyway they all walked into the lounge room and sure enough there was a young child with down syndrome sitting there all tied up...

So yea..Biggest bullshit story ever.
 
a pound a day...lol...

The Real Fatman said:
when my dealer asked me if the electronics I was trading him for pills were stolen I said no.

the truck driver that brings in the order every week says he used to smoke a pound a day.
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A pound a day..lol..that guys so full of shit he does not even know hes obviuosly lying..I don't think I could smoke a pound of tobacco in a month,much less weed. He musta been rolling ounce joints...lol...thats a good one....
 
blase deviant said:
1. One kid said he saw people and elephants coming out of the walls on meth. Might've been possible since he was only 12, and I hear the comedown is nasty.

2. Another kid said he 'smoked' acid and saw purple dinosaurs. One you can't smoke cid, and secondly I've done up to 10 hits and all I've seen are geometrics and such.
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Why is it always elephants?? Pink elephants on acid and shit, most acid I've done has fucked with my mind not my vision, obviously some visual effect but no pink elephants!
 
this kid at the community service center i went to said he did jenkem and "saw zombies"
 
My friend was once telling me about back when he was locked up there was this stuff they mixed in the toilet bowl that they got high off called jailhouse acid. 8)
 
phenethylo J said:
My friend was once telling me about back when he was locked up there was this stuff they mixed in the toilet bowl that they got high off called jailhouse acid. 8)
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sounds like toilet bowl wine im sure they make in prison. probably enough crazy chems in it to make u believe its jailhouse acid
 
thats called hooch. made in prison. its just fermented whatever.

the stupid ass stories and claims are 100% without a doubt soley attributed to the fact that adolescents are fucking retards and have the compulsion to seem experienced and cool when they are anything but.

when you hit 30 you hear far far less idotic stories and claims. true idiots dont change when they grow up, but most people do grow up and leave dumb shit like that behind.
 
This 40 year old tubby, homeless looking man who's an active participant at the church I go to told me 'I used to smoke a pound of weed a day!'. Utterly ridiculous.

Oh and friends telling me they smoked weed laced with acid (Impossible) and cocaine, which I'm sure they never get anything laced. Stupidity, ignorance.

EDIT: I just remembered, people always tell me 'oh man i got the 500mg vicodins' and i can't help but correct them. Lot of bs i hear haha.
 
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I remember onetime a friend and myself had to briefly hang out with this dip-shit girl and her friends to get weed. After we bought the weed we hung out for a minute and she started telling us different bullshit things she had done. She told us she had dipped a blunt in Robitussin, let it dry, and then smoked it and got really fucked up. She was an art major in the city and she considered herself wise and cultured. "Oh and dipping weed in formaldehyde makes you trip!" I wanted to kick her in the vagina.
 
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