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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

a friend of mine tolld me he knows a guy who took 5 g of coke orally all at once....i call bullshit. n even if its true what a huge fucking waste8o
 
My ex (when we used to tweak) told me about some friends he had who had some "fire shit" and when they shot it up, their veins turned a color... I don't remember what color he said, it was like purple or blue or something... anyway, "they couldn't go out in public because it was obvious what they were doing after that". I guess their whole bodies, including their face, hands, legs, feet, anywhere you have veins - were this color.
Yeah, okay. I'm pretty sure he was mentally unstable!
 
ROFL I knew a girl that told me that she used to shoot up in her tear ducts and clitoris so her boyfriend wouldn't know she was using.
 
When I was a teenager, me and my friend used to hang out with these two old school Brooklyn heroin addicts, that told the most outrageous stories, one claimed that he had slept with over 3,000 women, and had also defeated 12 Latin Kings in hand to hand combat. This one guy though, Francis, once told me that while he was in the army, and stationed in Afghanistan, that he stumbled upon a huge poppy field, dripping with sap. He claimed that he then stripped naked, and went frolicking through the field, smearing the goo all over his body, and rubbing it into the cuts that he had in his arms. He claimed it was the best high he ever had.

I later learned from several sources that he was never enlisted in the army, but it was still a funny story. RIP Francis.
 
A guy once crushed up a blue xanax, cut out three lines (making sure his was the largest of course) and passed me the plate after he snorted his.

"I'm just going to eat mine".

Should have never said that shit, kicked off a 5 minute argument with a guy everyone around agrees is about 11 marbles short of a dozen. At first I tried to explain BA, and why snorting it was just plain stupid, and how my nose was already ravaged from railing other shit all week.

"He's going to snort his" *points to the third dude*

What the fuck do I care what that dumbass is going to do, I'm going to EAT mine.

"But I've already crushed it"

"I'm going to wet my finger, pick up the powder, and put in on my tongue" < I said this obviously annoyed with him

"well you didn't have to be a smart ass about it" :rolleyes:

I'll consume my drugs as I see fit, thanks.

This guy was like king bullshit, I could tell you a ton of stories. Like the time he passed out with his hand inside his mothers purse (he was trying to steal her pain medication and xanax) and swore up and down his girlfriend had set him up! Or that time he killed a deer from 500 yards with a .22 rifle. Or the time he got "drugged" by his friend who somehow slipped him 120mg of oxycontin without him noticing (yea, right).

He also happened to be the son of one of my sources, so every time I'd go over there he'd beg me for shit then get all pissed off when I wouldn't give him anything. I have a hard enough time supporting my own habits. -,-

Another thing I hate is when my buddy calls over some new guy to bring up pot, and the new guy turns out to be some dumb 15 year old that tries to convince me his shit is "dank" when its the same damn weed I get from my usual guy just with the seeds and stems taken out. These are the same people that try to convince me that a dime bag is supposed to 1 gram. Like I'm too stupid to know better.

Oh, and I'm sure we all have that certain friend that just HAS to tell those stories about the dumb shit y'all did together in high school while inserting little white lies a long the way to make something mundane sound awesome. I love calling people out on this shit when they go "Don't believe me? Headphones was there, ask him". Then I go; "Yea, 95% of what he just said was bullshit" :D
 
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Some girl at a concert who told me she moved an ounce a week to cover her 1/4 oz a day smoking habit.
 
Unbreakable said:
Some of the biggest bullshit drugs stories, are when cops say something along the lines of " Ten million dollar drug bust" when in fact not really more like 3 million if that...always bullshit the numbers to make them sound bad and big.... fuck them
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what they do is take the absolutely lowest amount it can be sold volume wise on the street, take the highest price that anyone will pay for it, then multiply by that much. Like say they get a bust of 50 kilos of coke. They will multiply 100$ per gram and thats what they value it at lmao. Even though obviously those kilos were gonna be sold at like 25G's a kilo, not 100$ x 1000g = 100 thousand$ x 50kg = 5million$ cocaine bust.
 
friend said that this certain raver we knew did 25 hits of acid at once... hard to believe.
 
Mr_Fluffykins said:
i hate when high school kids say they drank even 20 beers, after a year of dailey drinking 16 is the most i have even had,
some people lie alot about drinking, no you didn't have 26 shots of vodka, you drink occasionally, ugh,
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I'm only an occasional party drinker but their have been times where I have nearly killed a 26 in a night. I'm only 19 but my issue is alcohol without coke or another euphoric drug just doesn't do much for me anymore, so I drink and drink and drink and then end up puking my guts out because I can't get where I want to lol. But yea, their is no way you could drink a 26 and KEEP it down.
 
shishigami said:
Some girl at a concert who told me she moved an ounce a week to cover her 1/4 oz a day smoking habit.
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EDIT: god im a dumbass...this is why you read before you post

i read ounce a day to support her quarter a day habit...which is alot of selling, but ive known people who do it, even in teenths (if youve got good prices for good weed, people will come)

ounce a week t cover her quarter a day? not so much
 
My roomate at a halfway house once claimed that he had shot 100 bags of dope in a day. He then claimed the next day he just dropped some acid and popped 2 mg of subutex and felt fine.

need I say more?
 
Aros2k said:
22 is not THAT many, i've done about that in a session (night-afternoon) before and know of people who have done more. (who are completely crazy lol)
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Yeah I've not had that many myself, but a friend did and ended up in hospital because he couldn't move his arms or neck, that was frightening!

The pills here in Aus might be weaker than some other places around the world though
 
i use either a 30 or 31g needle for my dope cause i have very small veins, and this guy who's been shooting for 5+ years told me you can't use a needle smaller than 25g. his arms were mangled they were so gross.

he said if you do, the dope won't come out into your veins it'll just leak into your skin and you'll get an abscess and infection. he said he saw it happen to his friend and she almost had to get her arm amputated.
 
An old "friend" of mine told me he smoked lsd at ozzfest one time and had to drive home "tripping balls." I didnt have the heart to tell him you cant smoke lsd and just said wow I bet that was crazy dude lol
 
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