• Welcome Guest

    Forum Guidelines Bluelight Rules
    Fun 💃 Threads Overdosed? Click
    D R U G   C U L T U R E

Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

One of my favorites. "well in college a group of us were in the chemistry club. We became friends with the professor who happened to be terminally ill. so he figured he would be cool and synthesize pure heroin for us, and shoot us all up. we promised not to tell anybody, and even if we did he would be dead in less that a year anyway. It was the highest I have ever been"
 
I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.

i know a guy who used to do this much often. he's a vegetable now, of course.
 
Crack weed, which is to say weed with crack sprinkled on to resemble trichromes or something. Otherwise rational people swear it exists but it is unequivocally grade A bullshit.
 
only if he mistook something for a dragon/things morphed into a dragon

he said that a dragon flew in the sky really close to him
 
I don't get it...? How could the dragon be flying in the sky and rofl'ing at the SAME TIME??

Sounds like bullshit to me!
 
I knew some girls who were all fully convinced that e pills are an equal mix of "cocaine, heroin, and acid". they actually got mad at me and said things like "oh you think you just know everything. you don't know about this shit" when i tried to correct them. i don't know why they believed this, but i heard a lot of bullshit ideas about drugs from them.

i also knew someone who said they "overdosed on weed" and had to go the hospital. i believe they went to the hospital, but i also believe they wasted some doctors time.
 
I knew some girls who were all fully convinced that e pills are an equal mix of "cocaine, heroin, and acid". they actually got mad at me and said things like "oh you think you just know everything. you don't know about this shit" when i tried to correct them. i don't know why they believed this, but i heard a lot of bullshit ideas about drugs from them.

Yea same dumb bs I hear people saying shit like "oh brown E's have heroin in them". Ya since that'd be real cost effective for anyone making/selling the pills. And heroin (morphine) sucks orally. And people don't do E to get a heroin buzz. Uneducated, young, and dumb drug users who think they know everything and try and correct you, tell you "oh you don't know what your talking about", dumb shit like that, PISS me off to no end :X.
 
"super" Heroin

A guy once tried to sell me what he called "super" Heroin. It was a light brown color. When I tasted it it tasted like chocolate. When I told him that it was powdered chocolate milk. He said:

"No it is from South America and the fertilizer that they used to grow it makes it taste like chocolate> Grow Heroin???"
 
^ lol.

A girl told me she ate an unspecified amount of mushrooms, and saw a pink elephant.

LSD-25 makes your brain bleed Jim! You really shouldn't take that stuff! - My sister.

Ecstasy pills burn/eat/rot holes into your brain.

Heard the one about the guy who ate too much acid and is now a glass of orange juice.

Marijuana is almost always laced with another drug to increase effects. - My highschool health class teacher.
 
i think the biggest one belongs to younger pot smokers who claim to smoke an 8th a day. 16-18 year olds who smoke £150-£200 worth a week, i think not!
 
Crack weed, which is to say weed with crack sprinkled on to resemble trichromes or something. Otherwise rational people swear it exists but it is unequivocally grade A bullshit.


when i was in the dominican republic, this friend of the family was getting me smoke, and was like do you want normal weed, or weed with little rocks in it,

it wasnt to resemble tricromes or anything , it was strait up weed and crack
 
Read the post above. People have more often than you probably know taken over 10 pills in a short period of time. Your friend may have not taken 7 pills at once, more likely throughout a night if it all, but your friend wouldn't necessarily die from 7 pills of MDMA. Unless the ecstasy was adulterated and was not pure MDMA and instead PMA or something else really toxic. Its very hard to die from MDMA. I've seen people eat over a couple grams over the course of a weekend. It may be a bullshit story, but your story is bullshit for suggesting someone would die from 7 pills of MDMA.

And 6 hits of acid is in no way unbelievable as first, there's no way to tell how many micrograms were on each hit. I took 6 hits in (godawful for tourists to get drugs) Wisconsin and barely felt anything. And second, even if they were ridiculously strong hits with 250 micrograms on each hit, you still would be alive to type that you ate 7 of them as it would take an unfathomable amount of individual hits of blotter acid to die.

Another bullshit story:

"Double stacked" pills
"Triple stacked" pills
Now pay triple the price bitches! haha
True story no bull I once ate 6 hits of acid at once because as I was leaving my dealers house the cops showed up and I freaked and I ate the 6 hits I had just bought
 
a friend told me he took 4 tabs of acid and saw a dragon rofl


I don't get it...? How could the dragon be flying in the sky and rofl'ing at the SAME TIME??

Sounds like bullshit to me!


hahahaha I laughed really hard.
Just the other day a friend (who should really know better) said you can get high by eating weed. Not cooking and eating, just eating the plant straight.
Really? Then I'm not gonna let you borrow my lighter to smoke, just eat it and get FuXckked Uup dood!!
 
Top