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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

This is my last off the record warning for you all
stop with the name calling, stop with the mean spirited posts

If this starts up again im going to be giving out warnings and infractions
 
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is it bad that I start rumors like these when dealing with morons?

my personal favorite EVER-----
Stupid Dude "Dude, there's this music which is designed to emulate a specific drug's effects on the brain, I tried listening to the cocaine one and IT WORKED!"
Me "So it Felt like cocaine? what did that feel like?"
SD "Like Cocaine"
Me "Really?? so you do cocaine?"
SD "I never touch drugs"
Me" so how??..... nevermind, I've hear that crack, even in music form can cause you to loss all sensation in you body permanently over a period of time!"
 
i know its an old post but the dude on here sayin him and his niggaz in the hood be pressin heroin and cocaine e pills. jarettscarpo or whatever his name is has 2 be the biggest liar or the dumbest person on BL. by far the biggest bullshit story i've ever heard of
 
sometimes you hear morons start talking about something and you wish you had not been around, like this example from recently, someone overheard that i had been prescribed some valium, temazapam to be more accurate, then to impress all and sundry in the room they announced that valium was just a prescribed version of cocaine, wooo hooo jackpot hey.

i tell you there is one myth ive heard online and i truly hope this is false and no human ever attempted doing something as vile as jenkem, surely that has to be an urban myth ??
 
My mate reckons he's eaten 7 ecstacy pills in one go, like not over one sitting but dropped 7 at once...that so did not happen. He also reckons he knows some chick that plugged 10 pills and ate 4 at once...bullshit.

Firstly what a wast of pills, secondly they would be dead and thirdly that would cost about !!! for the girl and about !!! for the guy just to take so many pills that you nearly kill yourself. lies all over.

I suppose its a bit hard for some people to believe ive had 6 hits of acid at once because everyone around here thinks acid is way more hectic than pills, but at least im not dumb enough to fall for such a stupid lie.
 
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One of my friends is a class A bullshitter, thinks hes some kind of drugs baron...

"Mate, i'm telling you i snorted 30g of that shit last night"
"fuck off, 30g of cocaine....."
"I said 13g, but this shit was 99% pure columbian import"

AARGH FUCK OFF!!!!!

He's also done the old, "hey im in town with half an ounce, wanna go smoke up?" when i got there... "oh sorry, i smoked it all..."
 
this dumb kid who has recently starting smoking weed and thinks he's the shit now and know more than me

anyways he recently broke his arm and when he came back after surgery he was telling this to one of his friends (who is just as dumb)

hey you know how i smoke weed man, well at the hospital they had to give me 5x the recommended dose of morphine because i'm tolerant and it didn't make me dizzy

all i could do was tell him "you're so fucking dumb" and leave
 
course ye can eat hash! better te mix it with something fatty obiously, but you'll get high just eating it. I actually prefer to eat it coz I dont like hash to smoke...
my cosin used to tell this one..."auh yeah man, the cops were chasin me and i had to swallow my stash. i went home and fell asleep for like..tree days!
 
same guy as mentioned earlier: (13g of 99% cocaine in one night)

"i took a swig of gbl - must've been 100ml"

another guy:

"i snorted 21, 1g lines of MMCAT (mephedrone)"
 
Couple years ago i was driving over to a girls house competely barred out. I'm competely blacked out at this point and dont even remember driving anyways im going down this 2 lane road for no reason im flooring it and i jerk and the car spins out doing about 80 mph. At this point i dont even recall crashing but i guess i took out 3 trees. Airbags deploy and the car shut off, stupid BMW assist calls me asks if everything is ok and they say there sending the police. At this point im way to fucked up to even think of leaving the scene few mins later auroras finest shows up and asks me what happend. I procede to tell him i had to serve because a squarl, a deer, and a pack of rabbits jump out infront of me. Also this street is near some commerical stores and theres really no way these animals would be in that area. So naturally the cop knows i bullshitting him but i dunno how i caught a break he came back with 6 tickets ranging from no seatbelt to improper lane useage but again im so fucked up i cant even sign my name so i scribble my name over the entire ticket. Moments later the EMT's arrive and drive me off to the local hospital. They pull blood find cocaine, and xanax in my system so they decide to keep me over night. To this day i still dont know why the cop gave me a break. After that i stopped abusing xanax i learned my lession that night thank god i had insurance or i would have been out of pocket close to 100g's over a careless mistake.
 
somewhere in the middle of this thread there was a discussion about undercover cops and what they can or cannot do. I watched a show about undercovers getting in with a biker gang, he was under for like two years i think. Anyhow he was definitely allowed to get high. He talked about doing meth (which was the gangs source of income, he may also have sold it as well) and coke with them on a regular basis. This dude had a huge crazy mustache and everything totally looked the part. At one point they ordered him to kill this guy, who was his partner, so they ended up faking his death and having the police department publish crimescene pictures and all that. I believe that after the investigation ended the guy quit the police force because he had gotten so into the biker thing he couldnt handle being a cop again. kinda like how soldiers or people who do long prison sentences cant adjust to society again.

as far as bullshit stories, i just know this one guy that is full of the most ridiculous shit. He smokes shrooms, makes pot brownies by taking a regular brownie and putting a nug on top and eating it straight, claims to get really fucked up by hyperventilating, and also will collect cobwebs roll them into a ball and pull a snapper through a bong and says it makes you trip.
 
Druggist said:
It is not uncommon for certain friends of mine to each take 10 pills in a night. They used to do this every month. but 10 is still not 22... 22 is ridiculous
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Most I have taken is 17... Stupid move.

I was there when someone had more than 22, He tripped out and thought a bag of 250 was sweets and tried to shove the whole lot in his mouth later spitting alot of them out shouting what you gave me paracetamol for!? I want sweets!

Later he just had his hands on his head breathing through his teeth loudly and not being able to talk much but said he felt fine...

God that was scary this was when pills were good too.. It shit me up


but for the thread, There is this stoner I know who comes out with the most stupid bullshit storys it makes my blood boil, He told me he had to goto court because him and a mate stole a car... (this was to impress me but no it made me pretty pissed off at him) Not knowing I knew the person he supposedly stole the car with He also made out that there was a police chase, as it happens He later changed his story that he did not steal this car. His mate made him.

Later on like a good couple of months
I see the guy and ask him about it, He said yes they went to court and got done for breaking into a abandoned house and got done for breaking and entering a car but he could not wire it up and got caught straight away. the guy who bragged orginaly started crying in court saying he did not want to goto jail and stuff HAHA!

I have also had people claim to be unable to get stoned... So I invite them around for a session to test such thing.. never true
 
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My mate reckons he's eaten 7 ecstacy pills in one go, like not over one sitting but dropped 7 at once...that so did not happen. He also reckons he knows some chick that plugged 10 pills and ate 4 at once...bullshit.

Firstly what a wast of pills, secondly they would be dead and thirdly that would cost about !!! for the girl and about !!! for the guy just to take so many pills that you nearly kill yourself. lies all over.

I suppose its a bit hard for some people to believe ive had 6 hits of acid at once because everyone around here thinks acid is way more hectic than pills, but at least im not dumb enough to fall for such a stupid lie.
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Read the post above. People have more often than you probably know taken over 10 pills in a short period of time. Your friend may have not taken 7 pills at once, more likely throughout a night if it all, but your friend wouldn't necessarily die from 7 pills of MDMA. Unless the ecstasy was adulterated and was not pure MDMA and instead PMA or something else really toxic. Its very hard to die from MDMA. I've seen people eat over a couple grams over the course of a weekend. It may be a bullshit story, but your story is bullshit for suggesting someone would die from 7 pills of MDMA.

And 6 hits of acid is in no way unbelievable as first, there's no way to tell how many micrograms were on each hit. I took 6 hits in (godawful for tourists to get drugs) Wisconsin and barely felt anything. And second, even if they were ridiculously strong hits with 250 micrograms on each hit, you still would be alive to type that you ate 7 of them as it would take an unfathomable amount of individual hits of blotter acid to die.

Another bullshit story:

"Double stacked" pills
"Triple stacked" pills
Now pay triple the price bitches! haha
 
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Someone heard that:

Smoking DMT destroys the natural DMT you have and therefore your death won't be how its supposed to be and it could be unpleasant because you've already used up your dmt and it never comes back.

Just want everyone to know that is completely false.
 
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