i used to have this friend that would call me randomly and tell me these bullshit stories of what drugs he was on. like one night he would be like " ya man i shot up a half gram of heroin and popped 15 bars and just got thru smoking 5 blunts of some DANKKKK, all while chugging this bottle of jack daniels"lol. another night, he would be like "ya i just popped 7 white wafer ecstasy pills(when he always got x pills, they were always these mysterious white wafers, supposedly the best there is, yet he could never get them for me) and i just ate a ten strip of some bomb acid, oh and i might be gettting some LSD later(yes i know lsd and acid are the same thing, he didnt tho lol), and i swallowed 5 caps of some ghb and did an eightball of coke and topped it off with some cheese man!!" of course when i tried to get shit from him, it would never happen, or if something did happen, it would be a huge ripoff!