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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

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i got one, a couple weeks ago this guy tells me that him and his two friends smoked 18 blunts in one night... one night?!?! wow your dumb.

BS


wow thats actually completely possible 8). 18 chops (chop=thin blunt) could be like 9 grams of weed. easy to smoke in one night

i could roll like 3/8ths into 18 blunts
 
"Me and my buds smoked a pound on 4/20 last year."

When I was in highschool some guy said he did like 7 drugs at once. Coke, weed, meth, acid, shrooms, E and vicodin. Some of that shit does not even go together.

Now that I am thinking about it I heard so much bullshit in highschool both from braggers and the anti-pot people. 20 bowls in a night, 7 blunts lit up right after another, the stories were ridiculous. One anti-pot chick would always bring up this story about how her chiwawa ate a gram of her brother's weed and almost died.


again...i can tell you from experience, 7 blunts back-to-back isnt outrageous....or 20 bowls in one night...hardcore stoners will smoke an eight to the face...i wouldnt, but it happens
 
man, i hear about people smoking absurd amounts of week in a single sitting or short amount of time, but those poeple arn't the real addicts, if that is what you mean by "hardcore stoners." i feel like they would be just as happy smoking placebo green, as long is it made them lightheaded for a second. if you are a daily marijuana user, you gotta smoke the smallest amount you can to get you off, or by the end of the day you won't be able to get a satisfying high.

"i've tried coke, but i didn't like it." i hear that one all the time. you may not think it was worth it the next day or when it comes time to go to bed, but if it was coke, you liked it.
 
^^Io dont do blunts or joints really BUT many, many a time have I smoke way more than 20 cones(or bowls whatever you call em) in a night. Especially if im on meth, MDMA or acid, trhen I go probably more than 50.

Anyway the one that annoys me is theres a kid in my rehab who reckons he went through a kilo of coke in a week once, then another kid was like "Yeah I used to get kilo's too". After that they were aking if I could get them some coke and if they could get some coke. I think they felt pretty dumb after that.

NO PRICE DISCUSSION!

One of those kids says that he's taken a lot of acid and has seen all these things like peoples face walking out of the ground and all these things that jkust plain didnt happen, he's a compulsive liar. I fuckin hate liars, theresd nothing that pisses me off more.

Then almost every kid has shot up heroin "just once" then I ask them the procedure of mixing up a shot and they have no clue. I love catching people out when theyre lying, they get all stuck and embarrassed, its gold. Its quite offensive to me when people lie about shooting up coz they try to make it sound all cool when its something that has messed me up a lot, bloody posers.
 
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My friend told me that they used a whole box of swishers for blunts in a day, there were only 3 of them, and those boxes have like 30 cigars in them
 
My ex was full of them, he was a compulsive liar.

He told me he found a kilo of heroin just washed up on the beach once 8)

Another time, my H went missing. Coincidentally, so did my ex for about 30 mins. When he came back high, he told me he'd gone to the flats next door and held a dealer over the balcony until he spat out all the balloons of heroin in his mouth, and that's where he'd got it from 8)

Another time, he told me he'd been fiending so he walked into a hospital and stuck a syringe in a lady's iv morphine drip, filled it up and then used it himself.

Note the word 'ex' ;) There were many more, those are just the first ones that come to mind.
 
i know this girl that swears on her life her friends friend rolled for 2 days off of one bomb ass pill.. i just looked at her and called her a fucking idiot

Oh no... I'm scared to even say this, but I rolled for over 24 hours on a pill once. 'Rolling' might not be the right word - more I think I started to go a bit psychotic and just would not come down. It was a really bad experience, I spent about 3 hours on the phone being calmed down by my old drug worker.
 
That 20 bowls or 18 blunts in a night being bullshit is hilarious to me! Maybe they were lying but to say its impossible or even unlikely you obviously don't know many stoners. I am not dicksizing but I used to smoke alot more weed than could ever fairly be described as reasonable. Like 24/7, so did all my friends and we have blazed through vast amounts on many occasions. I have also smoked vast amounts to myself when bored and holding a good amount. It is no biggie if your a full time smoker.
 
when people say they used to smoke an ounce of dank weed a day for extended periods of time. i just dont believe that.


god I know I have been using ganja for like 3-4 years pretty damn often and I would NEVER have the need or WANT to smoke an ounce of dank in a day, shit even a week would be hard. thats just overkill/bullshit either way. (btw all i smoke is dank too)
 
i used to have this friend that would call me randomly and tell me these bullshit stories of what drugs he was on. like one night he would be like " ya man i shot up a half gram of heroin and popped 15 bars and just got thru smoking 5 blunts of some DANKKKK, all while chugging this bottle of jack daniels"lol. another night, he would be like "ya i just popped 7 white wafer ecstasy pills(when he always got x pills, they were always these mysterious white wafers, supposedly the best there is, yet he could never get them for me) and i just ate a ten strip of some bomb acid, oh and i might be gettting some LSD later(yes i know lsd and acid are the same thing, he didnt tho lol), and i swallowed 5 caps of some ghb and did an eightball of coke and topped it off with some cheese man!!" of course when i tried to get shit from him, it would never happen, or if something did happen, it would be a huge ripoff!
 
god I know I have been using ganja for like 3-4 years pretty damn often and I would NEVER have the need or WANT to smoke an ounce of dank in a day, shit even a week would be hard. thats just overkill/bullshit either way. (btw all i smoke is dank too)

no one ever needs to do that it is stupid and a total waste of weed and doesn't exactly work wonders for ones energy level but let me just say that it is most definitely possible.
 
I always find it funny when some kid swears up and down that OxyCotin and Percocet are different drugs, and "im like no they are both oxycodone, percocet just has APAP added in with it.."
 
i used to have this friend that would call me randomly and tell me these bullshit stories of what drugs he was on. like one night he would be like " ya man i shot up a half gram of heroin and popped 15 bars and just got thru smoking 5 blunts of some DANKKKK, all while chugging this bottle of jack daniels"lol. another night, he would be like "ya i just popped 7 white wafer ecstasy pills(when he always got x pills, they were always these mysterious white wafers, supposedly the best there is, yet he could never get them for me) and i just ate a ten strip of some bomb acid, oh and i might be gettting some LSD later(yes i know lsd and acid are the same thing, he didnt tho lol), and i swallowed 5 caps of some ghb and did an eightball of coke and topped it off with some cheese man!!" of course when i tried to get shit from him, it would never happen, or if something did happen, it would be a huge ripoff!


haha that's too funny!:!


Haha well the most bs stuff I have heard recently was about the star pills that been around this area. I know I posted this is another forum here. This girl I know swears her friend tested the stars and they're 'molly, adderall, and mescaline.' I kept my mouth shut even though I been testing pills since she was probably in 6th grade and eating them since she was way younger. This girl also says the specs in the pills 'are mescaline specks and one spec would alone fuck you up!!' Meanwhile these pills are BARELY 200-300mg total!!Assuming almost 100mgs of MDMA, these things are smallish. I should weight one up just to see. DUMBFUCK!
 
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i got one, a couple weeks ago this guy tells me that him and his two friends smoked 18 blunts in one night... one night?!?! wow your dumb.

BS

LOL! Are you kidding? That's not that much. I've easily smoked over 20 blunts in one day.
 
idk how then.. im usually GONE with 1. if i can even finish that ha!

i mean some people have crazy ass tolerance i guess its possible, but not from the guy who told me that he did it hahahah
 
idk how then.. im usually GONE with 1. if i can even finish that ha!

i mean some people have crazy ass tolerance i guess its possible, but not from the guy who told me that he did it hahahah

Weed never get's me "gone", I just stay high. After a certain point I don't get higher, I just keep smoking to keep me high for the whole day.
 
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