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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

i know this girl that swears on her life her friends friend rolled for 2 days off of one bomb ass pill.. i just looked at her and called her a fucking idiot
 
I dunno if I posted it in here but one guy told me he saves his shroom spores coz they fuck him up more than the shrooms! I laughed and told him to sniff the spores coz that'll FUCK YOU UP ten times more!!
 
I know a guy who swears all the THC is in the marijuana plants' roots. He also says that LSD is in acid; however, they are not the same thing.
Another kid tried to tell me he got LSD laced chapstick, and he just rubs it on his lips and trips out.
Another kid dips his cigarettes into nyquil.
And for drug tests I've been told that "two shots of vinegar and you'll puke up everything and be clean d00d!!"
Another girl I know got sold oregano mixed with about 1/4 gram of weed; she said she saw purple dragons and started freaking out.
 
hamhurricane said:
...another friend told me he smoked salvia naked while showering and could not see were he was because his vision was blocked by "the shape of africa" like the continent was blocking his vision. actually salvia seems to be fueling the urban legands for this generation, i heard a bunch of people talking about how somebody thought they were getting killed by a chainsaw or hit with a sandblaster etc..
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Salvia is intense shit- I have no trouble believing either of those stories.


This sounds like bullshit, but isn't- a friend of mine was at a festival and her and her friends had eaten some rolls. This guy had a water gun and it was hot and she was rolling, so she told the guy to spray her with his water gun. So the guy sprays her in the forehead with the water gun a few times.

An hour later, she's back at her tent w/her friends. "Wow, guys. These are really trippy rolls, huh?" - followed by much geeking out.

I'm sure you can guess what was in the water gun. She tripped for two days, sometimes to the point where she couldn't see anything around her.

If you knew her, you wouldn't find it so hard to believe. I believed it when she told me, but mutual friends confirmed the story.
 
While I was home on spring break one of my brothers told me about a kid he goes to college with who claims to have tripped for 2 weeks on a mescaline pill he bought off a random person at a festival.

I tried to explain to him that mescaline doesn't come in pill form anymore, unless you're on a first name basis with an organic chemist, and that mescaline doesn't last that long. I told him it was probably a research chemical and his friend probably FELT like he was tripping for 2 weeks. He was like no, mescaline does not come from cacti its basically the same thing as LSD. My brother is a self-proclaimed meatheaded frat boy so it's impossible to explain anything about drugs to him. He doesn't believe me because I'm a "druggie," apparently, but one would think that being a druggie would mean you know more about drugs since you actually DO them!!

(end of rant)
 
Pretty much any time I hear someone talk about an acid trip all I can think is bullshit.

But I know it happened KIND OF like they explain it at least.
 
Dear god it took me way too long to find this thread again. Must be all those holes in my brain from using MDMA 8)


I was just talking to this guy I recently met who claimed he can get some E, and I'm like: "Awesome, do you know if they're any good? Or molly?" and his response was "Yeah, they're supposed to be good, but I don't know if they're speed-based, heroin-based, or peyote-based. They're triple-stack though."

Cool kid, but he doesn't have a clue about what Ecstasy really is, which makes me skeptical of his connections. For all I know I could get one of those "heroin-based" pills and OD. :p
 
Damn, I just remembered an old story this kid told me in high school. We were pretty good friends in 9th-10th grade, and I always had the impression he was gay, but really didn't care. We drifted apart, and then around senior year of high school he approached me out of the blue, and told me how he smoked some weed laced with acid, which caused him to have oral sex with another dude who went to our high school, and that he really wasn't gay...

Besides the fact of it being impossible to smoke acid, weed nor acid ever compelled me to put a dick in my mouth..

PS- I am in no way homophobic, I would of continued hanging out with the kid in question, if he didn't jump on me naked while staying at my house when we were about 16.. We had just smoked some weed, and were going to sleep, he thought it would be funny to suddenly jump on me nude, and straddle me (along with a shit load of other odd behaviors prior to this incident). Apparently smoking buds brings out the gay in him.
 
SonOF said:
I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.
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could be bullshit but i have been around certain friends that have done a very large amount too. saying that pills arnt what they used to be.

bullshit story i heard. the person who told me the stupid lame story is known by everyone to lie a lot.
friend - i know someone who gave a cat speed once
me - really?wtf. what happened to it?
her - yeah, it was literally running around the walls.
me - fuck off, your lying.
her - i swear, it ran around the wall then collapsed and died.

some months later she says:-
my mate once fed a dog speed.
me - u told me this story before.
(not mentioning it was a cat last time)
her - did i? oh it was mad, the dog was craaazy.
at this point i smiled and just left it at that.
 
Smoking buds can bring out the gay lol, it goes into your subconcious and brings out the stuff your repressing.

I caught two of my best friends making out heavily and grabbing each other's dicks in high school after a bit of bud in a bedroom, too be honest I knew these guys so it never surprised me, it just pisses me off when they still insist on not being gay and tell fake stories of fucking 10 chicks in one night, etc.

As for taking 22 pills in one night, I have taken more than that on a new years night I had a good hook-up and tons of cash to waste, and weighed about 155 pounds at the time and dumbly thought my tolerance would take it, I was so used to popping those things on a daily basis. I did infact overdose, I believe. He's most likley was not bsing.
 
SonOF said:
I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.
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most likely true, personally i reckon iv easily done that in a night, and i know plenty people that have done a lot more. depends on tolerance, to some1 taking 5 pills in one go seems like craziness whereas to me it doesnt seem that bad. iv seen some1 eat 11 pills at once, which altho i thot it was a bit hardcore i didnt think he was gonna die or anything
 
DiLuc said:
These people trip some LSD and have permanent holes in the middle of their visions becuase they were staring at the sun thinking that they were talking with god.
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my friend actually stared at the sun while on mdma and ended up complaining about it fucking with his vision for weeks after the incident. I know it's true because i was there with him.

I don't want to perpetuate myths, but my friend really did something similar to this. In short, me and my gf were walking around this mad cool cemetery, and we came back 15 minutes later and this kid hadn't moved at all and just said some shit like "the sun is so beautiful...". my gf and me explained to him to that staring at the sun was really bad for your eyes and he was just like "oh really?"8)

but he's fine now as far as i know.
 
Man, I've heard so many bullshit stories I can't even think right now.

I heard a guy tell me he shot H his first time doing smack. I asked him about it, he said he didn't throw up...total BS. I mean, why would someone lie about that? I wish I saw this thread a couple of years ago or I'd have a lot of funny stories to re-tell.
 
A guy got pulled over while he had a bag of a ton of lsd, so he put it down his pants to hide it. The bag opened and he absorbed a bunch of it in his crotch area. To this day he still thinks he is a hot dog and won't wear red because it is like ketchup....
 
Damien8787 said:
I met a girl one day who was telling me that "Back in the day we used to smoke acid out of a bong." And she wasn't saying it for the lolz, but there were lolz.
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Heard alot of similair stories from people who've smoked good weed "Yeah man that shit was laced with LSD, got you trippin' mad!"
I just smiled and didn't bother trying to explain it was utterly bullshit, most of them wouldn't have understood anyway.
 
I was grabbing some ex for a friend and he asked me if they were going to be heroin-based or acid-based... come again?
 
nukka said:
I was grabbing some ex for a friend and he asked me if they were going to be heroin-based or acid-based... come again?
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My friend's had these pills they claim where heroin-based, because they got all tired from it.
My guess, it was just a big dose of MDMA in them, larger dosages of MDMA makes me tired at least..
 
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