Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

[DemonXstreeM]

I laugh at these people when i try to tell them thats bullshit because ive spent many a day (or months) sitting on my ass smoking all day long and the fact is a 1/4 will take a single person who can actually smoke all day all day just to smoke it

By your self perhaps but with a couple of friends smoking dime size or bigger blunts every hour or so you can smoke quite a bit.

It was not for an extended period of time but my next door neighbors ex husband thought to leave his weed at her house so he would not get busted. She told him we would smoke it and smoke it we did. He left five pounds that week so there was plenty to go around. We smoked up a QP of that shit over two weeks.


But no.... on average people don't smoke that much. And the ones who can afford that much weed still don't smoke that much because the smoke smaller amounts of the good shit.

 

[DemonXstreeM]

I wonder how many people have a friend of a freind that once took a 10 strip of acid and is now living in a mental institution thinking they are a glass of orange juice. Dont push him over, he will spill!8(

Ya... I have heard that story too and it is bull shit. Though the way I heard it he though he was a glass of OJ and was scared of straws as he though people wonted to drink him.

With that said however back when I was very big into acid. Me and my friend would go in half's on a sheet every week or two and sell enough to make our money back and eat the rest. We had many a night eating upwards of 15 hits each. And while the trips were intense neither of us ever went insane.

And with that said... this poor girl I went to school with ate one hit and she has never been the same since. She is very slow and will never be able to make it in the real world. Acid has that wonderful ability of triggering preexisting mental conditions that may or may not have ever become a problem.

 

[-Guido-]

This fucking kid told me is used to get bags of dope for $3.00 in some Bumblefuck town from his dealer who owned a cigarette outlet and would deliver bags with jet when he called him up and would come to his backyard. GTFO lol.

 

[DemonXstreeM]

Heard it!

this is less of a story, but who's heard that "smoking a cigarette while youre high gets you X% higher"?
My favorite percentages Ive heard are 22.2 and 33

never heard of a percentage or figures being sugested

but I can attest that smoking cigs kicks in a pot buzz. and the same with coke.


could just be placebo I guess but it does indeed kick in a good buzz.

 

[Jibult]

* "My (Insert Right/Left Here) nostril gets me wayyyy higher!"

That one might actually make sense if the person in question has a deviated septum like I do. I've only sniffed up 4 times in my life, though (coke everytime), and I always used my right nostril because air flows more freely through it/I breathe better.

If I ever do it again I'll make sure to try the left nostril out and let you know what the deal is.

 

[DemonXstreeM]

The most bullshit stories I've heard were about people getting past their parents. My favorite was the following:

"Yeah, I took like ten hits (of acid) and talked to my mom for an hour while peaking and she didn't suspect a thing."

If you can talk to your mom while peaking on 10 hits of acid for an hour you deserve a medal.

HAHAHA.... yeah... that's BULL SHIT.

try talking strait on one hit.

 

[rangrz]

someone once told me they used shards of crystal to open a hole into a vein, then just slip the shard in...

I think that made me roll harder then any amount of MDMA...roll my eyes that is.

 

[Jibult]

This fucking kid told me is used to get bags of dope for $3.00 in some Bumblefuck town from his dealer who owned a cigarette outlet and would deliver bags with jet when he called him up and would come to his backyard. GTFO lol.

lmfao

 

[DemonXstreeM]

ive heard a million

my good friend told me he was dating a model for a while who had coke so pure, that it wouldent even be absorbd by his nose when he snorted it it (the crystals were too fine) it would just go stright into his lungs.

another friend told me he smoked salvia naked while showering and could not see were he was because his vision was blocked by "the shape of africa" like the continent was blocking his vision. actually salvia seems to be fueling the urban legands for this generation, i heard a bunch of people talking about how somebody thought they were getting killed by a chainsaw or hit with a sandblaster etc.

but in terms of those "and they never were the same" type stories, my friend took 44mg of 4-aco-dmt and was SERIOUSLY fucked up by it, and he is still not the same, like his personality changed for the worse.

thats debatable dude. about the silvia that is... you smoke a big bowl of 20x out a water bong and you mind leaves for the stars.

I've never seen any thing on it but I have forgotten who I am, where I am and have been pulled down in to my bed by vines on a number of occasions. Or they seam to be vines. Every time I smoke that shit I feel like my head or one side of my body is being pulled on.

 

[DemonXstreeM]

^
Well, I'd imagine that the tearing of heart tissue would give it away... But regardless, I don't believe it.

This reminds me of the story about a needle detaching inside a vein while someone's iving. Anyone familiar with that story?

ya the needle bit can and does happen. mostly do to people trying to sharpen and resharpen old rigs.

 

[Jibult]

ya the needle bit can and does happen. mostly do to people trying to sharpen and resharpen old rigs.

[Deleted because I think it may be considered trolling]

 

[DemonXstreeM]

PCP will turn you into a cannibal!!

very true.... very true.

 

[DemonXstreeM]

Yeah its the myth about making acid with fosters beer haha. Ive heard someone say they made acid out of rye bread. I know it comes from a fungus that grows on rye, but I dont think this kid is smart enough to do that. Or most people for that matter, whether it be inexperience or lack of chemicals.

beer would be a big NO but you can grow ergot on rye seed and on barley.

 

[Jibult]

beer would be a big NO but you can grow ergot on rye seed and on barley.

I believe you can grow ergot on lots of things. How similar to an LSD trip it really is, I'm not sure.

[Edit: God, I love Wikipedia: "Ergot contains no lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) but instead contains ergotamine, which is used to synthesize lysergic acid, an analog of and precursor for synthesis of LSD. Moreover, ergot sclerotia naturally contain some amounts of lysergic acid."

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergot#Effects_on_humans_and_animals

/end edit]

 

[sixpartseven]

That one might actually make sense if the person in question has a deviated septum like I do. I've only sniffed up 4 times in my life, though (coke everytime), and I always used my right nostril because air flows more freely through it/I breathe better.

If I ever do it again I'll make sure to try the left nostril out and let you know what the deal is.

Same with me. My left side is so bad that it causes extreme pain and the coke doesnt even make it all the way up.

What I think they mean is that some people think that in a normal nose there is actually a difference between the two sides that makes the rigth side superior.

 

[DemonXstreeM]

Everybody has a friend of a friend that got pulled over by the cops with a large amount of acid and they just ate it all. (the whole sheet, or 50 hits, or a combination of 30 doses and 30 rolls)

This is dangerous, as I actually know a girl that swallowed a gram of very pure cocaine and she is actually dead. (real story)

People shouldn't encourage others to take massive amounts of drugs just because they want to tell some bullshit story. It gets people killed.

But I bet you have all heard that story about eating a sheet or whatever.

ha... ye ever try and eat a single 8th of weed between three people in a real hurry. does not work very good at all. the shit is so dry and the stems have a tendency to poke you in the roof of your mouth. so the ones saying they ate an oz when getting pulled over is total bullshit. Even if you managed to eat it all you could never do it before the cops got to the car.

 

[DemonXstreeM]

I believe you can grow ergot on lots of things. How similar to an LSD trip it really is, I'm not sure.

[Edit: God, I love Wikipedia: "Ergot contains no lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) but instead contains ergotamine, which is used to synthesize lysergic acid, an analog of and precursor for synthesis of LSD. Moreover, ergot sclerotia naturally contain some amounts of lysergic acid."

source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergot#Effects_on_humans_and_animals

/end edit]

no you could not use the ergot as it is but would need to be able to process the LSA into LSD. ergot is very toxic and could kill you.

hawaiian baby woodrose is the best source for LSA that you can eat as is. crush up about 4 or 5 of the seeds and soak them in water for about an hour or so and then drink it seeds and all. nasty as all fuck but it does work good.

it is like a very mild acid trip but the shit fucks up the GI way to much to make very much fun.

 

[DemonXstreeM]

sorry... I know I've made 50 googol worth of post by now in this thread but I guess I'll make one more.

The funniest BS drug stories I've heard have usually involved people who have never taken acid tell me about there acid trips. The stories are always way outlandish and unbelievable. Had a friend tell me he dropped a hit and little people started walking out of the walls and talking to him. And of course this all happens rite after taking the hit.

Only other one and I know this is mean but my buddy and I had got some coke a couple of days in row back in high school. Well this kid we know found out about it and kept bugging us for some so we finally gave in...?? Ha... gave him a big fat line of coffee creamer. The BS comes in to the story when the kid starts going on about how awesome it is and how totally high hi is.

 

[rave23]

oh god...
sitting in class back in high school, and listen to all these preppy bitches how much they drank on the weekend.

LIKE, OMG, LIKE,LIKE,LIKe.... I TOTALLY ,LIKE, DRANK 2 12/56th cooler, and had a beer AND, LIKE, OHMIGOSH I also had LIKE 775/890th pina colada too AND OMG I SO TOOK LIKE A TOKE OF THAT CIG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG AND LIKE WHEN I CAME HOME i LIKE had some MOUTHWASH and totally , LIKE, talked to X if he thought it was cool i smoked and then OMGOMGOMG

FOR FUCK'S SAKE Oh god, i just wanted to fucking beat them, hurt them, inflict pain, untill their god damn whore yabs shut the fuck up forever. NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING SHIT about how much you drank at X'es house party. Fucking hell these bitches always bring out the worst in me! And they act like they were really drunk too, so they could fuck around and just blame it on "being drunk" while the ammount of actuall alcohol they had probably evaporated off their tounge when they drank it... If you ask 'em if they want a good old shot of vodka, they're like

EWWW GROSS BUT IT BURNS ZOMG!!!!

IT'S FUCKING ALCOHOL BITCH, AND APPARENTLY WHAT YOU WANT !!!

 

[It's a baby!]

Lets just wait for someone to post in this thread saying they have smoked an oz in one day.

And then we shall ass rape him. Ass rape him good.

I've smoked an ounce of shwag in one day; I had one friend with me, but I could've done it alone. It didn't take long, we rolled like 30 joints and just chain-smoked them like cigarettes.

Sorry haha had to do that I mean an ounce of dank, which is what that whole thing was originally about, I probably couldn't smoke in one day, but you can burn through brick really quick (especially with all the stems taking up so much space in the bag).