Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

[alias.]

one of my old buddies claimed he made acid out of beer... he even told me the whole bullshit procedure, it involed heating the beer to a certain temp, then- fuck i dont even remember but it sounded like total crap.... its not possible to make acid from beer, is it?

^^ LOL. That's a good one.

 

[Damien]

There is a rumor that you can make LSD from Fosters beer which is obviously BS.

 

[IndoleDreamStudies]

There is a rumor that you can make LSD from Fosters beer which is obviously BS.

I saw that recipe posted on another forum somewhere. :D Hilarious stuff. I wonder how many people actually boiled their beer to try to make acid.

Fosters: Australian for BULLSHIT THIS IS NOT AN ACID PRECURSOR!!!

 

[showtek]

"I get weed up here on the coast for $20 a kilo", said my ex.

 

[patte4dm]

I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.

I believe it, i'v heard of people taking more than that in 1 day.

 

[Avaddon]

The same girl told me she took like 15 triple C's and had to go to the hospital where she thought her bed was quicksand and all of the wires around her were snakes. BULLSHIT.

What's so unlikely about that? The second-biggest DXM trip I've ever had, I took a bottle of Tussin Long-Acting (~320mg) and 16 Coricidin (480mg). It was fairly amusing.

 

[It's a baby!]

I distinctly remember my Health teacher once claiming that mushrooms are the *exact same* drug as weed, only you can eat it. She said it did all the same stuff, munchies, red-eye, but that it had the added bonus of being untestable.

She claimed that when she was in HS some kids on her sports team started gaining weight and missing practices so the coach made them all take a drug test, which they passed, but then they did a spinal tap and found the active chemical in their spinal fluid (because it stays in your spine forever, according to her).

That health teacher was full of fun little stories like that. Ugh I hope nobody actually took her seriously and tried eating a bunch of mushrooms to beat the sports drug-test

Also I know a nurse who was totally convinced that Ketamine and PCP were exactly the same, just one is more pure. Hell there are a whole bunch of drug urban legends I've heard :s

I second the poster up there who said people who always act way more intoxicated than they should be, are very annoying, and usually bad actors.

And then my friend was telling me when he lived in Michigan his mom was best friends with a huge grower and he'd grow a field of 10' tall plants and each branch was a pound . . . and I have at least 10,000 other stories like that.

 

[lloydx]

A friend once told me that some one she knew did too much acid and now believes he's an orange and is afraid every one is trying to peel him.

 

[patte4dm]

A friend once told me that some one she knew did too much acid and now believes he's an orange and is afraid every one is trying to peel him.

LOL, Iv heard of someone thinking that they were a glass of oarnge juice, as I have been before.

 

[enoughorangejuice?]

I distinctly remember my Health teacher once claiming that mushrooms are the *exact same* drug as weed, only you can eat it. She said it did all the same stuff, munchies, red-eye, but that it had the added bonus of being untestable.

She claimed that when she was in HS some kids on her sports team started gaining weight and missing practices so the coach made them all take a drug test, which they passed, but then they did a spinal tap and found the active chemical in their spinal fluid (because it stays in your spine forever, according to her).

That health teacher was full of fun little stories like that. Ugh I hope nobody actually took her seriously and tried eating a bunch of mushrooms to beat the sports drug-test

Also I know a nurse who was totally convinced that Ketamine and PCP were exactly the same, just one is more pure. Hell there are a whole bunch of drug urban legends I've heard :s

I second the poster up there who said people who always act way more intoxicated than they should be, are very annoying, and usually bad actors.

And then my friend was telling me when he lived in Michigan his mom was best friends with a huge grower and he'd grow a field of 10' tall plants and each branch was a pound . . . and I have at least 10,000 other stories like that.

where the hell did you go to school / where are you from? sounds like some fucking ignorant, uneducated teachers/nurses! damn.. in my area people know a LOT more about drugs, illegal ones, and for the most part don't say stupid shit like that. only stupid drug thing (or really stupid i should say) is one history teacher i had in high school said that marijuana is similar to LSD or related or something like that... but you're health teacher sounds like a nut job and an un-educated nut job at that...

 

[neverstop]

I am ready for the ass rape-age

smoked an oz in one day on 4/20 fairly easily 8 3.5g B-LEGIT'S ( a blunt thats two cigarillos long) over the course of 7:30am to around midnight...then we all promptly passed the fuck out

 

[Kurrupt]

Some girl i knew said her sister did ecstasy once, got a cat-scan and there was a hole in her brain the actual size of the roll with the imprint of the press in it.

lol I just read the whole thread and gotta say this one takes the cake.

 

[Grinders Kiefers]

What's so unlikely about that? The second-biggest DXM trip I've ever had, I took a bottle of Tussin Long-Acting (~320mg) and 16 Coricidin (480mg). It was fairly amusing.

Trust me, if you knew the girl I was talking about, you'd call bullshit too...It's not that I don't believe that could happen, but by the way she was explaining everything you could tell she was completely ignorant about the subject. I've never heard of anyone having incredibly vivid hallucinations as she described from only 450mg of DXM either, but you never know. Anyway, the topic title is "Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit", and that story definitely did.

I am ready for the ass rape-age

smoked an oz in one day on 4/20 fairly easily 8 3.5g B-LEGIT'S ( a blunt thats two cigarillos long) over the course of 7:30am to around midnight...then we all promptly passed the fuck out

Nobody said it was impossible to smoke an ounce in one day, it's just incredibly unlikely that anyone smokes an entire ounce every day. I don't even see how that would be fun unless it was for special occasion like 4/20. I'd probably be a boring, unmotivated piece of shit if I sat around and smoked ounces every day.

 

[Avaddon]

Trust me, if you knew the girl I was talking about, you'd call bullshit too...It's not that I don't believe that could happen, but by the way she was explaining everything you could tell she was completely ignorant about the subject. I've never heard of anyone having incredibly vivid hallucinations as she described from only 450mg of DXM either, but you never know. Anyway, the topic title is "Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit", and that story definitely did.

Sorry, didn't know the background :D Sorry about that, though. People like that are only out for the attention. Like prostatots. Curse you Jamie Lynn Spears!

 

[patte4dm]

Teenage girls telling me they've drank an entire fifth to themselves, or a whole 30 pack of beer...

I here that all the time by young teenage girls and it kind of pisses me off when I see them get wasted off of 4 shots sometime after.

 

[patte4dm]

To the oz. in a day thing when my friend suddenly can across a large amount of money he bought an ounce and we finished it in a day between four people, however we were also on acid all day and E all night, otherwise I simply wouldn't want to do that.

As far as most bullshit stories, a few come to mind:
A friend told me he took acid through the eye, so i said oh was it liquid? and he replied "no it was blotter"

Some girl i knew said her sister did ecstasy once, got a cat-scan and there was a hole in her brain the actual size of the roll with the imprint of the press in it.

The story about the girl and the cat scan has got to be true

 

[canj00feelit?]

you can smoke and ounce in a day. it is definetely possible but very unplausible since it is a complete waste of 3/4 of the ounce which wont get u any higher.

^ BS right there in this thread, lol. So you claim that anything over a 1/4 oz. smoked won't get you any higher? Sources? References? Personal experience?

I just want to stop this misinformation train about cannabis really quickly. I used to grow high quality cannabis indoors/outdoors several years back before I got indicted on cultivation charges. I would smoke anywhere between .5-1 ounce of homegrown top shelf strains daily, and do this on a very consistent basis. I would have stopped at 1/4 ounce if I stopped getting high after that, don't ya think?8) All I did then (didn't have a legitimate job of course) was care for my plants (and other projects at home), and hook up friends with herb (for a low price) to help pay utilities, rent, and other expenses I had at the time. So, YES, it's possible. Not far fetched at all, really.
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Some BS myths/stories I've heard.

* "Cocaine is pure when it comes in solid form and you can see metalic in it!"

* "My (Insert Right/Left Here) nostril gets me wayyyy higher!"

* "Methadone sticks to your bones... that's why it's so hard to kick."

* "Smoking cigarettes potentiates opiates 25-30%!"

* "Smoking seeds (cannabis) can shrink your penis!"

* My friend told me about this guy that works at the sunglass kiosk at the local shopping mall. He said the guy was selling sheets of acid in school when a student tipped off the authorities to come bust him. He put the sheets under his t-shirt, zipped up his hoodie, and proceeded run from the authorities out of the school. During the process, as you can already guess, his sweat soaked the sheets into his pores leaving him semi-retarded. He now works at this sunglass hut in the middle of the mall, and just sits there staring at his watch or the glasses in the displays. I really don't believe that this guy went through this experience, but the guy at the sunglass hut really does sit there and stare at his arm seemingly all day (or atleast whenever I've walked by there). I think he just has mental disabilities, I really doubt he's crippled from acid sheets, lol.

 

[OpenEyeVisual]

Heard it!

this is less of a story, but who's heard that "smoking a cigarette while youre high gets you X% higher"?
My favorite percentages Ive heard are 22.2 and 33

ive heard from quite a few people "menthols get you 16.6 percent higher"

 

[rave23]

i just attempted to smoke a 1/4th... When i rolled about half (maybe 1/3rd...) the bag into joints i realized i must be insane and stoned already. I ran out of rolling paper, had to buy more, then smoked ONE joint, and got extremley baked. If i were to smoke a joint every 10 minutes, i would maybe get it done in a day if i smoke 24/7...

But omg... i bet even if i smoke 1/4th of remains of vaporized weed i'd get fucking baked. How can someone not go insane smoking that much? Maybe they just tried to smoke it all, passed out and dreamt they smoke the rest, while they hid it somewhere, comming down, thinking they smoked it all? I could invite the whole town (litteraly) to smoke with me, and there would be enough for us all.

//edit: wait, are we talking about 1/4th ounce or 1/4th pounds? When someone said "a quater" around here, he usually means a pound. I could maybe smoke a quater oz. a day if it was shwag, and i start the second i get up, and fall asleep smoking. My lungs would give up on me probably...

 

[DemonXstreeM]

I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.

My cuz and I went to pick up two ten packs and got pulled over, I ate five and he ate 15. Still not 22 but with a high enough tolerance it is dooable.