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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

i knew a guy who did do about a 1/4 a day or so, no bullshit and pretty much all up the shnoz

i dont know about facing an oz a day of headies but i can see someone with abundance who shares freely and rolls it all into blunts maybe
 
1. One kid said he saw people and elephants coming out of the walls on meth. Might've been possible since he was only 12, and I hear the comedown is nasty.

2. Another kid said he 'smoked' acid and saw purple dinosaurs. One you can't smoke cid, and secondly I've done up to 10 hits and all I've seen are geometrics and such.
 
Here's one that is true but sounds like bullshit:

After doing loads of AMT me and mate climbed on to the roof of the local Burger King and he decided in his fucked state that he was going to climb across the chicken wire covering the alley between this building and the next. He climbed on to it and almost straight away it gave way sending him falling to the concrete floor about 25 feet below. Amazingly he walked away from it, but he did stay pretty much in bed for the next few days after getting home. It was pretty fucking horrible, I was tripping hard and thought I was going to climb down to find him with a broken neck or something as I hadn't climbed on to the next bit of roof and couldn't see in to the alley. All I saw was him drop through the wire and thought FUCK!
 
The most bullshit stories I've heard were about people getting past their parents. My favorite was the following:

"Yeah, I took like ten hits (of acid) and talked to my mom for an hour while peaking and she didn't suspect a thing."

If you can talk to your mom while peaking on 10 hits of acid for an hour you deserve a medal.
 
ive heard a million

my good friend told me he was dating a model for a while who had coke so pure, that it wouldent even be absorbd by his nose when he snorted it it (the crystals were too fine) it would just go stright into his lungs.

another friend told me he smoked salvia naked while showering and could not see were he was because his vision was blocked by "the shape of africa" like the continent was blocking his vision. actually salvia seems to be fueling the urban legands for this generation, i heard a bunch of people talking about how somebody thought they were getting killed by a chainsaw or hit with a sandblaster etc.

but in terms of those "and they never were the same" type stories, my friend took 44mg of 4-aco-dmt and was SERIOUSLY fucked up by it, and he is still not the same, like his personality changed for the worse.
 
canaana said:
I actually had some kid tell me this same story the other day, saying he "felt numb all over"

I proceeded to laugh in his face.
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Ugh... don't even remind me of that one.

My first ex did told me to do something, and then later just about broke up with me, saying I "should've known she was high from the ibuprofen and not done it."

That should've been my first sign she wasn't all there.
 
I eat oxy 80's for breakfast like 3 or 4 at once.
^Maybe if this kid had twice the tolerance i have (2 gets me noddin) and wasnt so poor her couldent afford shoes i'd believe him

These pills are so mashy, theres so much heroin in them
^I hear that all the time

Well, the reason there not very good popped is they got cocaine in them
^A supplier who tried to sell me blue spades for 2000$/1000, I ate 4 and was dissapointed becasue i didnt get high and he gave me that anwser. Coke, in a 2$ pill, lol.

Meth Crystalizes in your lungs

Rispideral is just like cocaine
 
DoctorShop said:
Lets just wait for someone to post in this thread saying they have smoked an oz in one day.

And then we shall ass rape him. Ass rape him good.
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lol
 
ClosetPrep said:
The most bullshit stories I've heard were about people getting past their parents. My favorite was the following:

"Yeah, I took like ten hits (of acid) and talked to my mom for an hour while peaking and she didn't suspect a thing."

If you can talk to your mom while peaking on 10 hits of acid for an hour you deserve a medal.
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maybe if it was a coat flung over the back of a chair and he just thought it was his mom because he was peaking on 10 hits of acid
 
When my old friend tried heroin once he called me a few days later and said he suffered from withdrawal for a few days after and told me all about the terrible symptoms.

I almost drove to his house to teach him what true withdrawal felt like.
 
^haha yeah... shit like hta happens I hate it.

THe one I like was the people who knew someone "down the street" or "Where I used to live" that took a hit of acid and then stopped functioning completely and would just eat and sleep and stand out on the lawn and stare at the sky.
 
This one kid said he took Lexapro and thought he was a house.

This one girl said that after shooting meth, shards develop under your skin and go straight to your face. Saying that is why her boyfriend had acne and also saying he would take shards out of his face.
 
SonOF said:
I know a dude who supposedly took 22 ecstasy pills in a night. I would call bullshit, but there were several witnesses, and this guy isn't really the bragging type. He also had a disgusting tolerance and weighed about 350 pounds.
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22 is not THAT many, i've done about that in a session (night-afternoon) before and know of people who have done more. (who are completely crazy lol)
 
hamhurricane said:
another friend told me he smoked salvia naked while showering and could not see were he was because his vision was blocked by "the shape of africa" like the continent was blocking his vision. actually salvia seems to be fueling the urban legands for this generation, i heard a bunch of people talking about how somebody thought they were getting killed by a chainsaw or hit with a sandblaster etc.
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I do doubt things that a lot of people say they see or experience while on drugs, but salvia is different. I have seen and experienced crazier shit on salvia than i ever have from acid or shrooms. Salvia can take me out of this universe and put me into a completely different environment than i was actually in. I've experienced so many things that I can't even begin to explain from salvia, that I no longer doubt any crazy stories that people tell me about this drug unless the person gives me a reason to doubt them. If I were to make a list of all the things I have seen and experienced while on salvia most people would probably be calling bullshit halfway through the list even though it would be 100% true.
 
hebb22 said:
Every Idoit who thinks a "hit" of acid means your smoking it.
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No shit hey. I was on the train a couple of months ago and these three bogan kids came on. Must have been about 16-17? Anyway one of them was telling this other guy that he smoked this pot that was laced with acid and he was tripping so hard that he ran down the street knocking all the trash bins people had left out on the curb for pickup the next day.

I felt like saying to him "You weren't tripping on acid, you were just stoned and acting like a dickhead". But of course, he would have known more about this kind of thing then me right?

Morons. So many of them.
 
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