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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

apparently some girl around where i live had an eyedropper full of acid, which had a hole in it and spilled all over her leg, causing her to become insane.

possible? yes. plausible? no.
 
maybe the insanity was pre=existing hence the bullshit story

Yesterday a guy a work tried to tell me codeine was a pre-cursor to meth... please!
 
A friend of a friend stories are always the best.... A couple I heard about LSD

'A friend of a friend took LSD and thought her arms were snakes and chewed her own arms off'

'Friends of a friend had a party with heaps of LSD. They called my sober friend up to go over. When sober friend arrived they all said 'There's a leprechaun in the cupboard'. Sober friend didn't believe them, but then he heard banging in the cupboard. He opened it up and found a kid with Down's syndrome locked in there.'

(I've heard a few different versions, usually with gremlins or goblins instead of leprechauns)

There's also the good old fashioned drug education myths:

1 in 3 ecstasy pills kills you
Ecstasy pills are either cocaine based (speedy) or heroin based (smacky)
LSD burns a hole in the back of your brain and flashbacks occur when nerves can't effectively communicate because of the empty space blocking action potential conduction (argue with those facts wannabe neurologists!)
 
a guy at my brother's high school came up to my brother and their friends with a big baggie full of white powder, going "shit guys I found this on the side of the road, been snorting it all day, sooo fucking good" or something along those lines. So my bro and his friends look at it, examine it, and sure enough... it's flour! I don't know if the guy was just a complete idiot or a total tryhard.
 
clinto84 said:
ill only take benzos when completly needed
ill only use opiates when in pain

^ i may or may not of said these two

i use to be addicted to "insert drug/s" and use to have to do "insert STUPID amount of drug" just to get up in morning
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dude, I know some people with huge opiate tolerances and that definitely does hold true for them.
 
my all time favorite is when people think their bud was "laced" with coke or something. Mostly some noob stupid stoner who happened to come across some sativa and mistook it for a coke buzz. lol:\
 
had a drug cop come to school today, couldnt believe some of the BS he spouted


-60% of marijuana is laced with methamphetamine
-98% of acid isnt actually acid at all
-everyone who takes drugs (any drug) is unreliable/untrustworthy/dangerous/bad
 
'Friends of a friend had a party with heaps of LSD. They called my sober friend up to go over. When sober friend arrived they all said 'There's a leprechaun in the cupboard'. Sober friend didn't believe them, but then he heard banging in the cupboard. He opened it up and found a kid with Down's syndrome locked in there.'

(I've heard a few different versions, usually with gremlins or goblins instead of leprechauns)
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variation on that one:

a friend of a friend went to amsterdam and was running through the forest on mushrooms. they thought they found a leprachaun and caught it and put it in the basement. when they opened it up the next morning it was a little down syndrome kid. then the kid was reported lost and they said they found it and got congratulated by the town.
 
enoughorangejuice? said:
about people smoking 1 ounce a day, there are many MANY hardcore religious cannabis users that smoke multiple ounces a day, but they do not have computers or the internet i dont think. i remember reading it somewhere and i believed it too because they had been smoking for so many years (it was in Jamaica or maybe India), and they had dreadlocks that you could probably hide a couple full mature female cannabis plants in LOL
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Nice generalisation. I'm sure you know so much about absolutely everybody in the worlds cannabis consumption that you can state facts like that.
 
DoctorShop said:
Lets just wait for someone to post in this thread saying they have smoked an oz in one day.

And then we shall ass rape him. Ass rape him good.
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I totally have to disagree, they're called blunts. Friends of mine in NY smoke at least four of them a day. It's definately possible, but you have to be hardcore potheads with nothing else better to do all day.
 
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Haha, yeah. It's a common line when the dealer doesn't know you and you just told him the last stuff he sold was whack. That's when the sample card gets played.
 
This older kid once told me that one time, at a party, his friend had a sheet of acid in his pocket and was pushed into a pool. He proceeded to trip balls for several months and thought he was........can you guess...........a glass of orange juice.

Recently a girl at my highschool told me that she and a friend took 60 percocets (10's) in one night. These girls weigh about 95 lbs and haven't done any opiates other than percs and vikes, so they can't have much of a tolerance at all. I know them pretty well, and it confused me cause I could have sworn up and down they were being sincere. But it's pretty impossible, based simply on the fact that if they somehow didn't OD they would have been sick as fuck or dead from the incredible amount of APAP.
 
this kid told me come chick he knows drank four sheets of cid on accident at a fest...
i hate hearing the shrooms make your brain bleed and acid myths, makes me wanna slap some fools.
but when it comes to salvia i'll pretty much believe whatever anyone tells me happened to them because that shit is RIDICULOUS
 
My friend (who thinks hes a cool druggy) took "fricking 500mg dude" of "painkillers"(tylenol or ibuprofen) and then he totally "tripped balls"
untaMe said:
but when it comes to salvia i'll pretty much believe whatever anyone tells me happened to them because that shit is RIDICULOUS
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Same here.
I hear stories all the time about people who pack a bowl full of the entire $50 bag of salvia, smoke the entire thing very quickly, then end up crying and screaming for mercy.
 
JimiHawK* said:
had a drug cop come to school today, couldnt believe some of the BS he spouted


-60% of marijuana is laced with methamphetamine
-98% of acid isnt actually acid at all
-everyone who takes drugs (any drug) is unreliable/untrustworthy/dangerous/bad
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first one about pot laced with meth. no comment needed 8o 8( 8( 8( 8(

second one - same as first one

third one - does this count alcohol and tobacco the two most popular DRUGS in our country and also the two DRUGS that KILL the most people in our country every year over half a million combined if not more.

schedule I substances are deemed to have no medical use, high liability for abuse and high liability for addiction/dependence. please explain to me why the fuck alcohol and tobacco are not Schedule I. they fit the criteria perfectly :X

i hate cops who spread BS lies, but if any of you remember the recent story about the cop who thought he and his wife who stole pot from his police car's trunk and made brownies, were dying and called 911 to ask for an ambulance to come, you get a little hope that karma really exists LOL heres the video for that if you haven't seen it 1000000x already and laughed your head off....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU :D :D


^ PLEASE WATCH THIS!!!!! ^
 
while iwas in rehab some cokehead told me that she got coke laced with battery acid and it went straight to her brain because she snorted it and now she has holes in her brain. laff. i asked if she ever had a CT or MRI done and she said no but she knows because a doctor told her so. laff again.
 
Carsick said:
Nice generalisation. I'm sure you know so much about absolutely everybody in the worlds cannabis consumption that you can state facts like that.
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Not once in that statement made by enoughorangejuice? do I see him claiming that any of that is fact... just his own personal observations...
 
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