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Drug stories you have heard that sound like bullshit

uuuhh dude hate to shit on your party but you've just never had an unlimited supply. Trust me, it's possible. I've smoked an ounce in one fucking sesh but that was with like 7 other heads smoking for 2 hours straight. AND I lit evryone up on ONE EIGHTH OF FUCKING KIEF. Yes, it's possible homie. It took me all year grinding up no less than an 8th of super dank a day (the kind of cali kind bud that herb ass niggas in the city would pay $70 bucks for) sometimes much more to get that.

Solo, I've gone through a quarter ounce in 5 hours once when I was withdrawing off of a sick oxycontin binge and weed was cheap. That's just my weed, not the stuff I was smoked up on by the niggas I lived with in addition to that. AND I got another 8th right after on the arm. Same story with h withdrawals but strangely they're not quite as bad pound for pound..just when the tolerace goes up than you're fucked...

SO yea, if you're withdrawing from heroin, oxycontin or methadone (or opana, dilaudid, the strong ones basically) or even coming down off a sick stimulant run (I've only done coke so I'm not an authority on it like I am on east coast dope & painkillers) and you can't do much besides lay in bed cradling a bong feeling like death incarnate and you HAVE AN OUNCE YOU CAN SMOKE, you can definitely smoke that whole ounce in a day if you wanted you.
 
I am sure this was posted allready because i have heard this from multiple people i met in rehab and elsewhere: "Dude, i had these pillz with brown specs they where laced with Heroin. They got me totally fucked up!!!"
 
trip407 said:
I am sure this was posted allready because i have heard this from multiple people i met in rehab and elsewhere: "Dude, i had these pillz with brown specs they where laced with Heroin. They got me totally fucked up!!!"
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Haha thats a classic. I love debunking that one in person. I heard a good one today.
 
I cant quote on this crappy work computer


"apparently some girl around where i live had an eyedropper full of acid, which had a hole in it and spilled all over her leg, causing her to become insane.

possible? yes. plausible? no. "


I disagree thats possible. Transdermal LSD use is not possible IMO and every single "puddling" story people continue to spread is a lie too. Anyone who says different needs to explain how nick sands can stick his whole arm in LSD solution and feel nothing. This is not diluted liquid vials shit, i mean real LSD wash. Even when he coats his arm in a chemical that makes it easier to absorb drugs thru the skin, nothing.
Hoffman either got some in his eye or it was something else. Its kind of a shock when you realize that you cannot absorb LSD thru the skin. All the stories, the Orange juice guy, jimi hendrix and his headband, the kid in high school who spilled it. All these stories are urban legends. Pouring LSD on your skin is a waste. Dr David Nichols works with LSD on rats he said he and his assistants have never been exposed. So no I don't believe anyone with diluted liquid tripped when the people working with large amounts do not.
The worst part is almost no one is aware of this and these LSD thru the skin stories are still being spread, even on here.
 
A former meth head a met once told me he stayed up for 17 days straight once. I know meth will let you stay awake for a VERY long time, but I think 17 days is really pushing it. I have read many of the meth threads here and rarely did I find anyone post about staying awake for more than 10 days.
 
pr0ficient said:
Some girl say "I was in a K-hole after one bump of that shit!"
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If its a big bump and decently pure ket thats completely possible i used to trip the fuck out off 1 bump back in the day when I was getting uncut in bulk from my dealer. He told me to cut it 50/50 if i was sellin it but I just took it as is, was good as fuck. I'd believe it.
 
SmokeTrails said:
a girl went into her frige to get a shot of vodka... grabs a bottle and pours out some... takes the shot... she had grabed the wrong bottle... the one with LSD instead of vodka... eventually she did come down but is now extremely off
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Fucking hell, I've heard this story quite a few times from different people now. The first time I ever heard it, it was almost identical to this except that the guy telling it finished much more eloquently with "she's basically retarded now". I actually thought it seemed plausible enough at that point (and, in fact, it probably is plausible given what a huge overdose a shot's worth of liquid LSD is) but I wouldn't believe anyone who says they know the person who did it anymore. Seems like it possibly might've actually happened once somewhere in the world and now, because it's such a good story, the masses of insecure bullshitters all personally know the guy/girl who did it.

On stories I've personally heard, I don't really have many because they don't tend to make it past my natural bullshit filter (ergo I have no chance of remembering them). I've heard a lot about 20g weekend mephedrone binges though. First time I took it, ill-advised dosing (a gram over about 4 hours) messed me up for weeks and damn near gave me a heart attack; I have absolutely no reason to believe that anyone could use that much of the stuff I took and not end up in the morgue.
 
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This one I've heard in both my hometown (Phoenix, AZ) and from a friend in my new town (Vancouver, BC):
A group of friends is doing mushrooms near some farmland, they all see the same troll running. They run after the troll, eventually capturing it. They tie it up and leave it in the trunk of their car, the next day they check and it is a little kid.

THEN: bonus section of the story only found in Phoenix: it was a missing child with down syndrome, they returned him and got reward money.
 
Every time i see a cop show where they bust some nice size indoor grow and then quote this totally insane street value like 25mil! Ha!:-):-)
 
I've heard 100's of stories usually from strung out crack/meth heads. Never true and you just know it when you hear it. And if you know any crack/meth users you know they tell you the same crazy stupid story every freakin time you see them... lol but anyway the craziest thing I've ever SEEN with my own eyes.... I'm a long time on and off again opiate user (currently clean and plan on staying that way) My Uncle had to have a hip replacement so he ended up bed ridden at my house for a couple mmonths. He had an IV line permanently in his arm so he could give himself (or me give him) his meds every day. Well he was (and still is i hear) a heroin user also. We got high together everyday. Which is y his hip replacement got infected in the first place but anyway... He would have my shoot his H right into his IV line. Very convenient for a drug addict huh? Sad part is cause of his drug use he was never able to get a new hip cause infection would never leave. So he will prob be hipless forever.
 
Laika said:
Yeah man, gotta remember, everyone reacts differently. But no matter who you are, acid is gonna be crazy, due to the fact that, a lot like mushrooms, they make your brain bleed and that's why you trip.

I'm sure you've heard of the guy on acid who turned into a zombie and ate some dudes brains in Florida. Or, excuse me, sorry, of course you couldn't have HEARD about that, you're a glass of OJ. But maybe you did catch a glimpse (or whatever kind of sense of perception a glass of OJ may have) of it on the cover of the Daily Times when the owner of the house left it on the kitchen table.
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He wasnt on acid he took over the counter bath salts! Which is insane! Unless we are talking about two dif incidents lol guess florida is gonna be the start of the zombie apocalypse
 
He actually wasn't even on bath salts; the only drug they found in his system was thc but the media decided to go with the bath salts story before they had any proof since bath salt stories are the in thing right now.
 
bonitajill2727 said:
He wasnt on acid he took over the counter bath salts! Which is insane! Unless we are talking about two dif incidents lol guess florida is gonna be the start of the zombie apocalypse
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Haha yeah I know it was supposedly "bath salts." I was just coming up with a bullshit story.
 
A high school teacher told us a story like 25 years ago about a friend of his,, he told us a girl slapped him in the face and the whole side of his nose caved in,,,, because it was so brittle from doing blow,,,, scared straight? lol, true story 8)
 
Feels said:
When some n00b kid was bragging about all the times he's smoked DMT. I was just like yeah fucking right douche.
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I was given some DMT long before I ever found anyone with LSD or Shrooms. Of course I was a n00b at the time and thought I could just take little puffs and get there. I was pissed when I heard you have to inhale a fair amount at once to blast off.
 
No, I had a day off of class and thought I could take 4 hits and have started the comedown by the time other people were home. My sister's High School had a half day and she turned up at just a few hours after I started tripping hard and told me she was there to pick me up for lunch with the parentals. I couldn't say no, so I just got in the car. I was freaking out and she started to notice something was off, so I had to make up stories about passerby on our way to town. When we got to the restaurant, I just stared at the table and managed to express I was sick.

I was so scared people would notice, but I've come to learn they never do. Sobers like my folks have no experience with drugs of any sort. I've slowly learned that they don't notice the little things like pupil dilation or the scent of weed (though I'm sure they would know something was wrong if the scent was too pungent). Also, when you possess my prodigious number of eccentricities, nobody thinks twice about shroom babble.
 
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