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Drug related Talents and Abilities.

Frump said:
I want to learn to roll better joints though...
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Just sit down with your weed, and keep practicing rolling until you get the hang of it. You should be able to start rolling at least decent joints your first day if you just take the time to sit down and practice. It's not that hard.

Roll from the middle.
 
i ca roll and smoke a joint in public without getting busted. i love this. you have to do it right. my favorite place is the university.

i can also talk doctors and clinics into giving me the drugs i want. i can be very good at this. too good.
 
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I can see through time on acid.

Also, I can get in fights with ANYONE when i am drunk.
 
Uhmmm i can fill up parliament filters with coke for all myself and my coworkers behind the bar at work without anyone realizing i'm doing anything other than fishing for a pen in my serving apron.
 
I have aquired the skill of being able to hide things. At one point I had two bongs six pipes three sets of papers and about a quart of weed, three pills and 48 separated nurofen tablets a sheet of valium and god knows how many ritalin tabs. But all things must come to an end and I got lazy one night after smoking and decided to just put my bong under my bed until I could be bothered to put it back. The next day after school my mother was waiting holding my bong

This leads me to my next skill, cheating urine tests. I tested positive a few times and then started sneaking in clean urine samples in a water bottle. Sneaky Sneaky

Another skill is hiding myself, from police, parents or aliens(real or delusional). I have managed to hide in a bush beside the road when my mum drove past as I was smoking a joint (without even damaging it)

I can now roll up to five diiferent types of joints, the speed and quality however are determined by the state I am in, when before I had to rely on a rolling machine

I can also get in and out of a convenience store with all the munchies I need in five minutes (varies with line length)

I have a friend who becomes a god at Halo 2 when stoned.
 
im that man, man. thats probably the one thing i have gained from drugs (apart from you know like the entire new aspect on life gained through experimenting with new wonderful mind boggling drugs) but when im high i am unbeatable at halo 2, i know its sad, but dammit its what i have.
 
now see that's all subjective, saying you're a better player when you're high? a more plausible explanation would simply be that everyone else is worse when they're high
 
how dare you insult me

this shall be your last move, dragonus. st. eltoros, i shall crush you. megalon style, or perhaps mecha king-ghidorah style, bitchasses. you were never on a team with me you heretic! i slew all our foe, prithee remember or marry I will damn thee, zounds! fie upon thy slanderer of our king and lord, the noble Sourlemon-cun. Noo ye shal die oopon thy ahrse in the lahnd of Scoots
 
dude, there is no way i can even attempt to come back to that, there is only one thing that may save me and it is a fools last hope, you pinko!

but fact is fact, i beat ur ass, u crackie!
 
i can do a ridiculously large amount of oxy and not die. yay me. my record was 10 80s in 5 hours. That was when I pulled bank fraud and had lotsa money, it wasnt so good the next day when the cops came to my house.
 
OTC anticholinergic drugs (dramamine, benadryl, sleeping pills, etc.) have given me the ability to feel sick any time I see those kinds of medications on store shelves.
 
I have acquired the abilites of creating the most believable lies/alibies, hiding/explaining anything, convincing anyone I'm completely sober even when I'm high as a kite, I'm a straight-A student thanks to Adderall, and I can turn any conversation into a drug conversation.
 
Basik1 said:
i can do a ridiculously large amount of oxy and not die. yay me. my record was 10 80s in 5 hours. That was when I pulled bank fraud and had lotsa money, it wasnt so good the next day when the cops came to my house.
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omfg. I hope you dont have as high a tolerance as i think you do. Cause with your dealer gone, you just might die.
 
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