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Drug related Talents and Abilities.

i remember wen me and my mate were meant to be studying for GCSE s we managed to perfect the art of drinking three litres of vodka between us and not puking, but then drinking and doing loads of drugs is not exactly wot i'd call a talent.
 
i am the spleef masta i can roll an incredible joint that doesnt canoe.

I have also found that psychedelics make me more creative and i feel like there are endless possibilities when i play my bass or drumset. I also dance really well when i am high.
I am more social and motivated on coke, but unfortunately it eats up way too much of my money.
 
I can take some of the biggest tokes out of my group of friends.
I even a mini stoner olympics between four people, it took a half ounce smoked with multiple joints, 4-6 different bongs, a hookah and then finally the hotknife lightning round. Two dropped out half way.
Guess what the prize was? A cheese & pot burrito, being the good sport that I am, it was shared with all.

There is a downside however, my tolerance is ridiculously high.

While on a half hit of LSD I become some sort of Halo 2 god, while sober I usually get 2-4 place and never first.
While tripping on LSD with two of my really close friends, it's as if we share our attention to our surroundings, trading ideas with just a look, or having conversations with about 10% of the words actually being said. It's like bloody telepathy, which is quite thought provoking.

Meth taught me how to control and ignore hunger. And while on it, I can read friends very easily, like a huge empathy boost, let's me predict what they'll do, say or react with.

I got hit by a car while stoned, cause the 80 year guy didn't see the stop sign. Took two T3s and all the pain went away. Though I guess that's more the drug's ability, not mine. I'm just lucky my friend has T3s for his wisdom teeth.

If I'm stoned enough, I can put up with some of the most annoying people for extended periods of time.
 
I can always come up with just enough money to get what i need.

Bad: ive yet to come to a time when i was too high to drive.

I can always seem to get the drugs that noone else could get, ie acid, opium...

I can cook the best munchie food youll ever eat.

I dont really have that many drug related talents though, unless you count taking extraordinary amounts of drugs and still maintaining some semblence of reality (its getting smaller tho).
 
i can take the biggest hit off the crack pipe you've ever seen in puplic above a highway. i've done this on more than one ocassion. i can hit a vien with my eyes closed. but only the ones on the back of my hand. i use my finger as like a lil guide. it's pretty cool. i was really fucked up when i first tried it.
 
here is one which only took me two years to figure out and i bet you anyfuckingthing in the world every junky and doctor and nurse wishes they new this one :
I can shoot dope into any person's arm with an insulin syringe -- even if he/she ( I prefer a she !) has somewhat small veins and as long as he she is looking away he/she will not EVER feel the jab of the needle but will only feel the dope hit and will say some silly thing like " whoa , YOU PUT THE NEEDLE IN ?? I DIDNT FEEL A >>UH >>WOW ......" I have a little trick --no specail equipment required !! what else oh yeah I can shoot up on a moving train and have the train rock and the needle dig all the way through my arm and deep into the flesh and get all pissed off ! but then again I can (if NOT on a train ) shoot up in pitch black rooms and not miss my vein ! enough bragging , right ? I have 12 years off dope with only one slip . which lasted a week ( not so long ago ) and from which I recovered pretty fast . dont laugh but the Stanton Peele books really do help one get off habitual use !
 
Frump said:
I could come up with more.. but I don't have the generic abilities like lighter tricks or crazy joints or blunts or even chopping coke. I want to learn to roll better joints though...
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Practice with rolling tobacco.

Sadly, I have no drug super-powers.
 
whenever I seal a baggie nowadays I roll it up and get all the air out like I am storing pot.
 
I am one of the few people who's been pulled over because the cop mistakenly thought I was preforming a DUI-while 100% sober!

Ironically, I've been told by my friends that I am better at driving while on any given drug.

I'm my local bong-hit champion(someone had to be), and can pack a very sexy bowl without looking at either the bud or the bowl.

I also have a tolerance to weed equal to a chipmunk toking a g to the head.

I am able to gain composure of myself, no matter what mental state I'm under-so far.....

I'm a model psychosuburan carnie freak!
 
I'm only human. I'm ready to accept the fact that my mind could anchor itself into the delusion as opposed to the reality, where chaos may ensue. I'm just saying that I haven't encountered that Worst-Case Scenario as of today.
 
I can find every last piece of weed in my weed drawer. I can even get all the little brown hairs lying around with some tweezers. Also, I can distinguish between dirt/ash and weed when searching for weed.
 
On LSD I can catch things thrown at me very hard from a short distance while I am not paying attention. This was discovered when my friend thought it would be funny to hit me with a koosh ball while I was tripping on the hallway melting. Much to his surprise I not only caught the missle but I instantly threw it into his face LMAO! =D
 
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