It's very funny to read this thread. It actually sounds just like a M.A.D.D. commercial that you would see on TV.
I think that the crux of this issue is that all of us think that we're God. Think about it; how do you think you're going to die? I personally think I'm either going to die saving the Universe from something (I'm going to die after I save it, duh!) or I'm going to go when I'm 130 whilst fucking a 21 year-old Hooters waitress/Playboy model, who loves me for who I am, not for my billions of dollars. But let's face it, EVERY SINGLE person on this planet is a Darwin Award just waiting to happen.
I hate to break it to all of you, but we're not. Regardless of what you feel about God, Buddha, etc., we're all very very small pieces of shit compared to this Universe we live in, and it could give a flying shit about what happens to us. And we're most definitely not God (if we were, I'd have a girlfriend right now, but I digress); we're little worthless pieces of carbon that happened to pieces themselves together in a specific way, so that we can THINK ourselves God.
So, driving on Ecstasy is like "floating on a hovercraft on a sea of cotton candy?" I can just see the accident right before it happens:
We were driving down the street, FuX0r3D out of our minds, when the new Underworld single came on. Right then, my best friend turned on the Air Conditioning! OH MY GOD! All I wanted to do was make out with her, so I leaned over to lick her nipple, when this street sweeper came out of NOWHERE! Unfortunately, she died, but I can feel my big toe on my remaining foot sometimes, if it's a good day. Maybe I should take Ecstasy again.
Signed -- 3l33t HaX0r PLURhead
This whole thread makes me want to start a new thread (I think I will) called:
What is the closest you have come to killing someone (or yourself) while driving under the influence? And the sad part? It's not going to make any damn difference whether or not the people that are going to drive under the influence do it or not. Well fuck you guys. You think that your life and your needs are more important than mine? Fuck YOU! I now want to make it my mission in life to get in to non-life threatening accidents with people that are OBVIOUSLY driving under the influence. Heck, I'll even try to hit the driver side door if I can. Or even better, I'll try and hit you so that you can live, scratch-free, and all of your passengers will be injured/maimed/etc. Oh, what's that you say? No one will ride with you when you're high? Maybe they know something you don't.
I can claim whiplash or whatever, make sure that my car gets totalled. I have a good lawyer, and NO ONE on a jury is going to believe a druggie over me, John Q. Upstanding. I'll get a ton of settlement money, use it to pay my insurance premium, which will probably go up a little, and use the rest to buy more drugs to NOT drive on. You will also receive drugs, it might even be opiates! But that will be to help curb the pain of your severed spinal cord and phantom limb pain. Good luck with that though
