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Do stims always result in masturbation?

BecomingJulie said:
If you can't already achieve prolonged, intense and repeated orgasms (of which only the last actually leads to ejaculation), then, please excuse me saying this, um ..... you might not know your own cock as well as you thought you did.
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The amount of time I spend trying to knock the head off the fucker, I fail to see how I could know it any better. But one thing's for sure, I know it a damn sight better than anyone else's cock..
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Having never taken MDPV, the following question has just occurred to me: Are the shadow people ever female? 'Cos if so, well ya know - every cloud and all that... ;)
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for me they've been male. Only saw a shadow person once. Did have a moment of seeing midgets in a bush though. Not my finest moment TBH. :\

To clarify that was midgets in a bush not a midgets bush! VERY DIFFERENT THINGS!
 
BecomingJulie said:
Knock the head off it?! You should be caressing it, not grappling with it! What do you think it is, a race or something?
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Caressing it?? Do you think I'm some sort of effete hurmurseckshewel or summat? I'm a fuckin bloke man! Surely the whole purpose of sex in general, and masturbation in particular, is to chuck yer muck as quickly and as far as humanly possible, with absolutely no regard for my own or anyone else's feelings. But I wouldn't call it a race exactly - except for Tuesday nights when the lads come round and we get the digestives out....
 
Bear, I've only just noticed the glaring errors in your post. I hope you don't mind, but I've taken the liberty of correcting them for you.

Bearlove said:
I can remember a very embarrassing Sunday afternoon (after starting on Friday) - I had headphones on and was in my own little speedy world. I felt somebody tapping me and when I looked it was my next door neighbor asking me why I was masturbating furiously.

Her face to my hands to my cock, to the last 48 hours, to her face, my hands, my cock :D - thankfully she bent over and let me do her up the shitter.
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
Surely the whole purpose of sex in general, and masturbation in particular, is to chuck yer muck as quickly and as far as humanly possible, with absolutely no regard for my own or anyone else's feelings.
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Adding further weight to my hypothesis that many straight men do not actually enjoy sex. "Chucking yer muck", as you put it, should always leave you feeling slightly short-changed, no matter how many times your head exploded with delight during the lead-up to it.

Getting the business over and done with quickly can be a useful skill to have in some situations -- but in the case of something like inducting yourselves into the mile-high club, a knee-tremble in the bushes or a spot of cupboard-lingus, the enjoyability value derived is less from the necessarily short and brutal sex itself (though the change in style can make it a bit more interesting), and more from the taboo-busting and the danger of getting caught.
 
I could not resist it ever, and having lots of amph available made me a very sad person. But in the zone you just can't help the pleasure.
 
Once upon a time, whilst buzzing my tits off on the kind of strong speed that used to be about in the 1990s if you knew where to get it, I borrowed a guitar and learned to play a song perfectly from beginning to end without fluffing a single chord change.

Two or three days later, when I was no longer buzzing, I could not even remember what song it was, let alone how to play it .....
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Surely the whole purpose of sex in general, and masturbation in particular, is to chuck yer muck as quickly and as far as humanly possible, with absolutely no regard for my own or anyone else's feelings
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In evolutionary terms such as the survival of the human race - yes it was a successful adaptation to be able to 'impregnate' your 'mating partner' as quickly as possible lest you become lunch for a Sabre Toothed Tiger or something whilst off guard, or some other stone-age male wants your mate for himself and would probably have no qualms about lamping you on the head with the nearest rock in order to do so. Survival of the fittest indeed. :\

Now that Sabre Toothed Tigers are not very high on the list of most peoples concerns during 'mating' that speedy evolutionary adaptation is not so successful. It's a bit unfortunate that evolution is such a slow process that it can take thousands of years to catch up and realise that the satisfaction of ones mating partner is now of much more concern than those tigers are. :\
 
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mydrugbuddy said:
Now that Sabre Toothed Tigers are not very high on the list of most peoples concerns during 'mating' that speedy evolutionary adaptation is not so successful. It's a bit unfortunate that evolution is such a slow process that it can take thousands of years to catch up and realise that the satisfaction of ones mating partner is now of much more concern than those tigers are. :\
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At least half the time.
 
I'm afraid I've had to call it a draw on stims - the masturbation was way out of control - I stopped wanking twice a day to urinate.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
What? You managed to stop wanking twice? In one day? '...

How?
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Well unless one is literally wanking whilst using...
Now that would make for a difficult ER visit - soot-covered genitals or needles stuck in places that are generally preferable to not have a needle stuck in. ;)

<3
 
I always found it's best to get the onanism out of the way right at the start of the binge, then you can get on with more useful shit like cleaning the house.
 
mydrugbuddy said:
In evolutionary terms such as the survival of the human race - yes it was a successful adaptation to be able to 'impregnate' your 'mating partner' as quickly as possible lest you become lunch for a Sabre Toothed Tiger or something whilst off guard, or some other stone-age male wants your mate for himself and would probably have no qualms about lamping you on the head with the nearest rock in order to do so. Survival of the fittest indeed. :\

Now that Sabre Toothed Tigers are not very high on the list of most peoples concerns during 'mating' that speedy evolutionary adaptation is not so successful. It's a bit unfortunate that evolution is such a slow process that it can take thousands of years to catch up and realise that the satisfaction of ones mating partner is now of much more concern than those tigers are. :\
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Well one would think so - it certainly seems logical. However, I read a New Scientist article that appears to contradict what you're saying. Apparently, the 'purpose' of the female orgasm has finally been determined. It appears that the muscle spasms associated with orgasm gives the sperm a 'helping hand' toward the ovum. Although a woman's orgasm isn't necessary for conception, its an adaptation which gives an evolutionary advantage to a couple who can either come together, or continue to bring the female to orgasm after the male has ejaculated. Therefore, evolution prefers a male who has the ability to give his mate an orgasm, and not just a quickie in the grass...
 
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