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Discussing drugs on the phone or by SMS

I think the majority of people who replied completely missed the point of this thread. First of all, I'm not being a grammar nazi... I don't give a shit if your grammar isn't perfect, and I never stated that I did. Second of all, I'm not being a spell check nazi either.... also never stated that I was doing this either. Third of all, I never stated that "I" was perfect at the English language. Of course I make lots of mistakes when typing just like everyone else does. What i was trying to say is that as a general rule in my experience, if I am texting someone who is a Junky...more times than not... their replies don't make OVERALL sense. I'm not talking about little tiny mistakes in there grammar, I'm saying that these people send me replies that make absolutely no sense, and more often than not, I have to actually text these people and ask them what they are even talking about.

My theory was more about the fact that I think this problem may be due to the general "Junky" personality type or their common innaccuracies as due on a more personality/situational experience than anything else.

I definitely don't think it is H that causes anything like this to happen, because H doesn't affect my typing (unless I'm nodding the FUCK out, but we all know that you usually aren't NODDING the FUCK OUT when you are using heroin a lot, it's more likely that you are either pleasently high, or sick)

From the replies that I've gotten so far, I think my theory has proved innacurate with no validity whatsoever... but I will say that in my own experience I have seen this theory prove itself many times over.

im just givin you a hard time man

cant speak for anyone else but it was late at night/early in the mornin n i was just trollin you
 
Sure, I've seen people like you describe, but anyone can lack grammatical skills when it comes to texting and in my personal opinion shitty grammar and such reflects more upon someone trying to get in touch with the message recipient as soon as possible or just simple laziness which can definitely happen if your fucked up.
 
Not THEIR irony, which would be incorrect anyway, because he was not trying to be ironic. "Their" is the mistake that was ironic, not an intentional irony of "theirs". It would further be "his/her irony", as "their" would imply two people said that sentence.

I also cannot myself nitpick grammatical inaccuracies in speech. Do you know someone who is able to?


Once again:

Irony is not lost on me.


Dude, their does not mean 2 people, it can mean possesion, as in this is "their" gun.
 
this thread is in the wrong place. threads about proper grammar obviously belong in... oh wait... delete this shit.

hope you all realize im just poking a little fun =D , but you do have to recognize how absolutely ludicrous this thread has gotten.
 
Ha. This is my first post on here and what an odd thread to start with. But I saw this right after my dealer texted so I had to.
Me: you good?
Dealer: naw I got you...
This is typical. I used my context clues to figure out he was waiting to re-up, but he pretty much said,
No, yes
 
ah god damnit RL :p

you got him too

saddest part is, once i realised what the thread was about i was lookin for shit to correct, but my grammer* sucks so bad i didnt *even notice that one, the one i found wasnt *even grammatical just wrong word*

* grammar
* didn't
* wasn't
* just the wrong word

i don't use text messaging when it comes to drugs, well very very rarely. either i speak in person or converse on the phone. no room for error or fuck-ups.

i don't think my Dr's Surgery has a tap on the phone line there so i feel safe ringing whenever i need something. i see my weed dealer weekly at least so is always arranged in person or i hit him up to see if i can "come around for a few beers".

otherwise i talk openly and brazenly if my mates on the phone and wants me to hook him up - with beer of course.
 
but my grammer sucks so bad

* grammar
* didn't
* wasn't
* just the wrong word

i don't use text messaging when it comes to drugs, well very very rarely. either i speak in person or converse on the phone. no room for error or fuck-ups.

i don't think my Dr's Surgery has a tap on the phone line there so i feel safe ringing whenever i need something. i see my weed dealer weekly at least so is always arranged in person or i hit him up to see if i can "come around for a few beers".

otherwise i talk openly and brazenly if my mates on the phone and wants me to hook him up - with beer of course.

...as i was sayin ;)
 
you try texting and nodding :P my autocorrect learned so many "new words" that even while sober my shit was incomprehensible. "hex dudd whst gnoin on weirth yoyui?" (hey dude what's goin on with you?)
 
Most people suck at texting.

When I'm rushing, the first thing i do is grab my phone and spew off weird texts because I'm in such a good mood. After that I usually regret the texts.

I do the same thing with stims. Send out a text to mostly everyone in my phone, usually using the phrase "swimming in pools of dopamine."

And yes, most people do suck at texting. Especially most junkies/druggies. I can't imagine what kids text like these days, can't be good for their development and language skills.
 
I've heard before that if the cops are on someones trail enough to almost wiretap them, they can have the power to go to a phone company and get the last 3-6months of texts from a persons phone. I've just heard this but still that means ..... NEVER FUCKING TEXT ABOUT DRUGS EVER. Maybe these dealers know this?
 
My best friend was a dealer, it's amazing how fucking stupid people are really. I don't know how many people he has had to tell to fuck off and never call again because if he doesn't answer when they call, they will continue to bombard him with text messages that are pretty clear about exactly what they want. Even dealers need a damn break every now and then, it's not OK to call 4.00 in the morning...
 
Only text i really ever got from junky friends were:

"come thru"

or

"dry"

Never had too many problems, but you definitely wanna avoid texting idiots.
 
Haha, I've noticed this too. Most real fiends go into idgaf mode when they have cravings or they are high so that's probably the reason.
 
one of the guys i deals with from time to time is from peurto rico, his english is so bad i have to text him in spanish. he can get by with simple stuff like i good or i home but if i need to ask him something forget it.
 
one of the guys i deals with from time to time is from peurto rico, his english is so bad i have to text him in spanish. he can get by with simple stuff like i good or i home but if i need to ask him something forget it.

DUde i spent like an hour looking for a mexican dealer one time... I was trying to find an italian restaurant called "Marzanos"

Hour later, everyone is pissed at each other, people have places to be, we are still sick....

"You know a mang, the marzanos, were people go to eat happy meals"

Oh, fucking MCDONALDS. True that. Needless to say he was pissed and thought we were mocking him and just taking our sweet time when really we were busting ass trying to find this nonexistant place.
 
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