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Discussing drugs on the phone or by SMS

Yeh man there some junkkies out there that are flat out fuckin stupid as shit and that goes on their txting. The thing is that in their mind when txtin me they know what they are sayin n it makes sense to em but on the receiving end when I get it I'm not in their mind so I don't know what the fuck their even talkiin about.

Yeh shit really pisses me off n it wastes my time when I gotta txt back n be like dude I have no idea what yer trynna tell me send again clearly. N then they fuck it up again :O
 
I think, drug user or not, people text how they type online. I usually try to text the same as I would type online -- properly. But if I don't give a fuck at the moment, for example, I'll use some "txt-speak" or abbreviations such as "omw", "c u l8r", "srsly", "idk", etc. Or else if I'm strapped for time, etc, I'll use a short cut.

The only reason to be incoherent in text messages is paranoia on the part of the user/dealer. But really, texting about drugs openly is kind of like having sex without a condom. Risky, but people always seem to do it despite knowing it's not cool.

Lolz.
 
RedLeader said:
Junky's -> ownership
"The Junky's phone."

Junkies -> plural
"Junkies and texting..."

Not trying to nitpick, but a dominant word in your post is a grammatical error on your part and yet:
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I am so glad someone picked up on that irony. I didn't want to say anything butttt......
 
Wow! It got to the point where I couldn't bear to read all of this thread. It was making my head spin and I DO tend to be a grammar nazi at times - I just try to keep it to myself. Regarding H dealers being terrible at texting: I have noticed this too. But then again, my guy doesn't speak great english. However, I have a theory. Try sending a text, with the auto-correct function on your "smart"phone activated, and while in a half-nod. See how that works out for you. ;)
 
^^^ my phone ended up learning a bunch of "new words" from nod texting lol.
 
This is freaking hilarious. Made my night. And I live in a heavily Spanish speaking city. So I def understand the issue....

Crashing said:
DUde i spent like an hour looking for a mexican dealer one time... I was trying to find an italian restaurant called "Marzanos"

Hour later, everyone is pissed at each other, people have places to be, we are still sick....

"You know a mang, the marzanos, were people go to eat happy meals"

Oh, fucking MCDONALDS. True that. Needless to say he was pissed and thought we were mocking him and just taking our sweet time when really we were busting ass trying to find this nonexistant place.
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Crashing said:
That was what he was saying to me in English - "Meet me at McDonalds" but i and my friend were both hearing "Meet me at Marzanos"
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ahhhh, i'm with you now. i thought something was a little off there haha.

you shoulda just started speaking spanglish to get a clear and concise response from him:D
 
"Txt speak" used to annoy the hell out of me, and honestly it still does but I've given up on teaching people not to do it. I have a full QWERTY keyboard on my phone so I type everything out.

Anyway...the one thing I can't stand is when someone uses "cum" in place of "come". It's just one more letter to type it properly, are people really too lazy to add one extra letter? It always gives me a laugh when someone texts me: "You cumming?" though...:p
 
A- you good?
B- yeah I'm good
A- wanna split it
B- yeah fifty fifty on a g
A- alright it'll take me a half hour

I think I got the gist of it
 
Damn man that's insane. Shit I've got some code when txtin bout drugs but that's a fuckin diffrnt language haha
 
I think I got the gist of it
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haha you got close enough.

it was my interpretation of modern day teen texting for drugs.

a - omgwtfbbqsaucing? - your man on?

b- yeah man she's full to the brim - yeah

a- wickedy banana split? - go halves?

b - aight fittyfitty on a hungy? - yeah, split a hundred bag (or gram)

a- sfingles! be a halfa. - sweet, see you in 30
 
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tentram said:
haha you got close enough.

it was my interpretation of modern day teen texting for drugs.

a - omgwtfbbqsaucing? - your man on?

b- yeah man she's full to the brim - yeah

a- wickedy banana split? - go halves?

b - aight fittyfitty on a hungy? - yeah, split a hundred bag (or gram)

a- sfingles! be a halfa. - sweet, see you in 30
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:P I had to run around with tweakers who "talked in code" if you will out of fear of the communication being intercepted...
if the messenger/receiver didn't receive suspicion, listening to the call/reading the text and is jumbled jargon would definitely arise suspicion lol.
 
What's with all the crazy code? I just keep it simple;

Me: Hey man, any good news these days?
Connect: Good news (come through)/No news (I'm dry).

Simple. :p
 
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