blasting caps, insert deep into ass, light fuse, run far, far away!!!
oh, wait, u cant run away from ur own ass!!
though there are several times i wish i could!!!
seriously, though
ducolax suppositories, taken only if u r within 15 feet of a clean toilet at all times!!
it wont be a clean toilet for long!!
and dont insert suppository, then take sleeping pill, unless u want to wake up n deep shit!!
if one dont work after 2 hour insert another.
i'm sure there is room for it at the inn!!
have fun, good luck, and above all, i hope i aint downwind of you when it blows!!