Fuck, I can't remember half of the past couple years but here's what I DO remember.
-Snorted coke scraped up off the bathroom floor after I dropped it right next to the toilet.
-Successfully (somehow) went through jail, getting changed out and everything, with about a good lines worth of blow hidden on me and then proceeded to go straight to the bathroom of the jail when I got out and snorted it off of the toilet paper roll holder.
-Stole from anyone and everyone to get cash up for smack, but that's nothing interesting.
-Helped some drunk guy find his car and get in it to sleep it off, then asked for money for helping. Ended up just taking his whole wallet. 90 percent of the money spent went to the guy I was hanging around. I think I got maybe 100$ worth of stuff from a total of over a thousand.
-Used stolen credit card to buy an expensive bed sheet set from a department store to go get coke to make crack.
-Shot up wellbutrin
-Tried to convince a doc I needed really anything narcotic because of mumble mumble mumble ramble ramble and that's why. Did nothing but fuck me over.
-Stole tons of morphine, fetanyl patches, klonopins, etc from this bitchy old lady I was care-taking for.
-Take eighteen benadryl(or the knockoff version. Gets you fucked up, swear to god. It's my old standby if I'm really hurtin)
-Steal shit from department stores to trade for whatever
That's all I can really think of right now... I'm sure I have done other things but I can't think of them right now. Fucked up what fiending will lead you to do. Hindsight I'm fucking AMAZED I wasn't caught more than I was.