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Colloquialisms

kate said:
Ooo err I find that quite the sexiest thing on a man - "I get the hots on your crab ladder" :\ it just doesn't have a sexy ring about it does it :|

haha!
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Well, I have heard it being refered to as a garden path or wankers tash, but personally I crab ladder is the first thing that springs to mind (even though I've never had crabs :p)
 
dink - shady/fake "bought ome dink pills lat night took 10 and got nowt but the squits"
snyde - fake/counterfit "here man them trackies are proper snyde, two stripe"
doylem - idiot/mongo "how man, you proper doylem, stop dribbling all awa yasel"
tack - soapbar "this tack is peer strict as fuck"
cowies - pills "was proper cowied as fuck last night like, was chewin' me eyebrows"
canny - good/quite/pretty much anything "aye, he' canny" - "yes, he is a nice person" "canny wrecked last night like" - "I was quite inebriated the past evening"
bizzies/polis - the police
chaw - to steal
graft - to work, however when used by those of ill repute it means to go on the rob or make money by other nefarious means.
 
grot - pornography
filth - police (especially said cockney, with a kind of strangled W instead of L)
jazz mag - porno mag
liftin - smelly (think this is scots)
proper - used to reinforce other words, eg 'it's proper liftin in your grotcave'
sticky belly flapcock - state of post masturbatory sadness
tanned - consumed quickly, eg 'you tanned that last glass of red wine'
like a rat up a drainpipe - with unseemly alacrity
 
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Evad said:
dink - shady/fake "bought ome dink pills lat night took 10 and got nowt but the squits"
snyde - fake/counterfit "here man them trackies are proper snyde, two stripe"
doylem - idiot/mongo "how man, you proper doylem, stop dribbling all awa yasel"
tack - soapbar "this tack is peer strict as fuck"
cowies - pills "was proper cowied as fuck last night like, was chewin' me eyebrows"
canny - good/quite/pretty much anything "aye, he' canny" - "yes, he is a nice person" "canny wrecked last night like" - "I was quite inebriated the past evening"
bizzies/polis - the police
chaw - to steal
graft - to work, however when used by those of ill repute it means to go on the rob or make money by other nefarious means.
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Nice to see some real slang :D
 
Evad said:
chaw - to steal
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The word is of course "chore" but with your sassenach pronunciation you've dropped the R.

It apparently has Romany roots but my Pakistani friend seemed to think it was part of his language, Punjabi I believe.
 
brimz said:
Dinlo
Pikey word. means a light that doesn't shine brightly!!
He's a proper dinlo that one (not the cleverest)
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ha ha Dinlo,can be shortened to din. Still used. Goes well with jog on [fuck off].

"OI,JOG ON YA FUCKIN' DINLO"
hahaha

Anyone still say mush [mate] ? aaroit mush or musher,me ol' musher. Apparently means a camels cunt aswell. Say it to your boss "mornin' mush"

[translated as you aint my mate you're a camels cunt :D]
 
Evad said:
dink - shady/fake "bought ome dink pills lat night took 10 and got nowt but the squits"
snyde - fake/counterfit "here man them trackies are proper snyde, two stripe"
doylem - idiot/mongo "how man, you proper doylem, stop dribbling all awa yasel"
tack - soapbar "this tack is peer strict as fuck"
cowies - pills "was proper cowied as fuck last night like, was chewin' me eyebrows"
canny - good/quite/pretty much anything "aye, he' canny" - "yes, he is a nice person" "canny wrecked last night like" - "I was quite inebriated the past evening"
bizzies/polis - the police
chaw - to steal
graft - to work, however when used by those of ill repute it means to go on the rob or make money by other nefarious means.
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You writing Geordieisms makes me realise how much my local dialect is fading since moving down south!

I still say Canny, Graft, and wrecked.

I picked up saying 'That's proper hangin' with emphasis on the g in a manc accent (meaning disgusting) when I lived in Manchester. Also used to describe a shit hangover.
 
Dinghy, I like that one. It doesn't sound right when I use it though.

Was using this one today. Totally forgot about it. Dunno if it's been mentioned already

Gammy: A blow job. " Gie's us a gammy"
 
Gammy: A blow job. " Gie's us a gammy"
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Say if I had conjunctivitus, I'd say I had a gammy eye, meaning gunky. Could get confusing if I came round your house :D

"I've got a lob on"
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Aye, used to hear people at school saying that Kate - just call it a chubby myself, like
 
Yeah, Roby uses Lob on. Nah, my mates call it a gammy.

CS: Yeah, I also use gammy in that way. I currently ( and for the past four years ) have a gammy toe 8(
 
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