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Colloquialisms

Yeah dafty's a good 'un. A lot of top cusses rely on their almost gentle nature for effect. You can turn the air blue with cocksuckers and cunts but somehow something lesser implies that the target is not worthy of the big guns.
 
i don't think that any US colloquialisms hold a candle to what's used in the UK.

the only one that was new to me when i moved to rural oregon was ''spendy'' in the place of expensive, costly, etc.

but then again i was conceived while my parents were standing up in a hammock .
and always i try and piss up a rope. push the fucking things too .
 
jancrow said:
It's 'bare' not 'bear'.... although it would be way better if it was bear. 'Jokes' is well annoying.
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aye I thought it wasn't but i don't suppose it matters either way. All the pricks at uni who used mephedrone like water said bare jokes all the fucking time.
 
Evad said:
i am a fan of this one my mrs introduced me to it

i liiiike...

menched - gouched/wrecked
deeks - look "deeky this" "have a deeks of that"
gadge/gadgie - man (generally one older than you)
dafty - idiot
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The equivalent of deek round here would be swatch "Have a swatch at that!"

Gadge/gadgie is total edinburgh patter. Read Irvine Welsh, cunt shouts that all the time.

Radge is another one. As in mental. "That cunt's pure radge man" or " He went fuckin' radge!"

samb834 said:
Dafty is great :D
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Dafty is 100% Glasgow chat. It's impossible to get the pronunciation across in text but "That cunt''s a pure daaaaawfty!!!" is about the best I can do.

Jakey is a good one round here, or jakeball. "Look at the fuckin' tear of you, ya jakeball bastard"

or following on from that you could call someone a "mink" or "you're fucking minkboats mate!", adding "boats" to the end is quite popular. Instead of "He was pure steaming" you could shout "he was pure steamboats man"
 
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Hahaha, ON YE GO WATSON! Get them shouting "JAKEBALL" next, it's the next step. "Ya fuckin' jakeball cunt!!!"


I'm happy to know that if I ever make the roadtrip to Bristol I can call people jakey bastards & they just might know what I mean.

Although I'm yet to hear it in an English accent, I think it might sound a bit silly.


Do folk in England ever call someone a donut? "Shut the fuck up ya donut!". I don't know if that's a local thing or not.
 
the only time i've heard people calling each other donuts was some cockney blokes i met in greece.

Jakey does not come out too bad in a bristol accent considering how crap the bristol farmer accent is
 
Haha, met my mate's cousin & his wife after that gig the night. Apparently my English accent (which I thought was pretty good) is awful. I'm choking to hear a hillbilly farmer accent shouting "Jakey!"

Have you got one of those proper Wurzel accents Watson?

Do you get folk in England calling each other things like - Doughball, trumpet, rocket?
 
I think my scottish accent is the bollocks, i'll record it on my laptop tomorrow and give you a sample of my farmer accent.

when i go up north to manchester to visit family and friends up there i get the piss ripped out of me massively for apparently sounding like a farmer and they are always singing that "i've got a brand new combined harvester' tune at me the fucking northern monkey car thieving cunts

Yeah it is a bit wurzel i suppose but thats how we all sound down here :|

thank fuck its not a brummie accent or scouse. they propa send me under having to listen to them
 
Aye go for it man, I'm pretty sure this macbook must have a built in mic somewhere. Gies some patter to shout & I'll let you hear how it's supposed to be said. Or I'll mumble incoherently into the microphone, you won't know the difference anyway so it won't matter.

The good thing about here is, you go far north in England & they'll nick your car to sell it. Go further north to around the Glasgow area & we'll just smash your car up for a laugh. Go even further north past Glasgow & cunts will burn you at the stake for making lumps of metal move with witchcraft.
 
parttime crackhead said:
Aye go for it man, I'm pretty sure this macbook must have a built in mic somewhere. Gies some patter to shout & I'll let you hear how it's supposed to be said. Or I'll mumble incoherently into the microphone, you won't know the difference anyway so it won't matter.
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yeah your £5k off its tits shiny mac book pro should defiantly have a mic in it. probably carved out of ivory or conflict-zone-diamonds.

i can't think of out right now it being 3am my brain is entering the dullzone but i might even make an accent thread tomorrow with the www.vocaroo.com website that lets you record and share voice clips. should be a laugh and i fucking love accents :D

parttime crackhead said:
The good thing about here is, you go far north in England & they'll nick your car to sell it. Go further north to around the Glasgow area & we'll just smash your car up for a laugh. Go even further north past Glasgow & cunts will burn you at the stake for making lumps of metal move with witchcraft.
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LOL! that is a classic! especially the part i've bolded :D
 
Hahaha, this thread has kept me in a good mood the night. Cheers man. Definite set that shit up the mora, I'd love to hear what some of the idiots on here sound like. Text doesn't quite cut it.


If someone didn't die a horrible death in a 3rd world country to provide me with my shiny aluminium macbook then I want a personal apology from Steve fucking Jobby. This thing better have at least 1 conflict pentium in it.
 
haha nothing beats glasgow patter.
jakeball gets turned into jakebomb with some of my pals.

"ye hink yer a pure ticket!"

another belter.
 
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