-Guido-
Bluelight Crew
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StagnantReaction said:I'm able to recite Leonard Nimoy's every narration.
I fucking love that he did the narration. It makes the game beyond epic.
StagnantReaction said:I'm able to recite Leonard Nimoy's every narration.
ClubbinGuido said:Wave after wave of shitty Jaguar Warriors poured into the outlines of my Germanic Empire, pillaging my towns, capturing my workers, and finally capturing the strategic port city of Adia that I had left undefended, as forces were needed to the north of The Reichstag Citadel due to increased tensions with Spain. After my successful counter attack on his invading forces with the elite Helicopter Gunships of my Luftwaffe and recapturing Adia with my Praetorian Guard, I landed a force of my Mechanized Dragoons on his shores and had three Panzer divisions cross the isthmus that connected our continents. I then began my campaign of genocide on his shitty medieval era backwards civilization. My forces did not stop until I razed every fucking city on the continent, which I then expanded on to, to set up cities with manufacturing plants for the coming war with that cunt Isabella of Spain to the north.
TheLoveBandit said:Seriously, the only investment I make in ships if for transports if I can't get to someone by land, and enough protection to keep them from getting sunk en-route.
ClubbinGuido said:The only thing I hate about Civilization 4 is fucking Montezuma of The Aztecs. He is a fucking warmongering dick of an AI. I refused his demand for a key city one game and he decided to declare war on me despite our relations being friendly.
Wave after wave of shitty Jaguar Warriors poured into the outlines of my Germanic Empire, pillaging my towns, capturing my workers, and finally capturing the strategic port city of Adia that I had left undefended, as forces were needed to the north of The Reichstag Citadel due to increased tensions with Spain. After my successful counter attack on his invading forces with the elite Helicopter Gunships of my Luftwaffe and recapturing Adia with my Praetorian Guard, I landed a force of my Mechanized Dragoons on his shores and had three Panzer divisions cross the isthmus that connected our continents. I then began my campaign of genocide on his shitty medieval era backwards civilization. My forces did not stop until I razed every fucking city on the continent, which I then expanded on to, to set up cities with manufacturing plants for the coming war with that cunt Isabella of Spain to the north.
aanallein said:play on a harder difficulty noob.