muzby
Bluelighter
^^^^^^ m&m - candy coated chocolate 

muzby said:The Ultimate M&M Challenge
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters.
That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the
blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I
will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointer, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I
am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd.
Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in
an envelope and send it to Mars, Ring Road, Ballarat VIC, along with a 3x5 card reading:
"Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 250g bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside
the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will
discover the True Champion.
There can be only one...
katmeow said:New discovery - the little dark chocolate buttons that you are meant to use for cooking chocolate are yummo on their own![]()
katmeow said:New discovery - the little dark chocolate buttons that you are meant to use for cooking chocolate are yummo on their own![]()
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