Cheesey chat up lines...

[caerpete]

Dry your eyes and wipe your minge, it wasnae that bad..

Ooft !

hahaha!!

 

[captain codshit]

Open your mouth, or it's going in your eye...

 

[missing old pills]

Do you know studies have shown only 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape!

 

[DzNutz]

lol guys.. and i thot I was bad!!!

a guy i know ACTUALLY said ''so you gonna give me your hole, doll?'' at a house party and got slapped for it!

''you want ur hole stuffed?''

 

[Public//Enemy]

Ive tried some of the more horrible here in the past. I didnt expect to get laid but dam it was funny.

When to hammered if resorted to just, pointing. "You. HERE. You Yeh, your taking it."

 

[ponch]

What has a 12 inch cock and speaks french? Moi

 

[she phoenix]

"Shit you should stick a flag on the end of that nose... you'll have someone's eye out with it!"
This was the first thing my friend ever said to his woman... now they're married...

 

[captain codshit]

Excuse me, would you like a tour of my Fritzl dungeon?

 

[Mailmonkey]

"I've got a big bag of wizz back at my place, fancy it?",that's how i met my wife, 14 years ago :D

 

[Chemical Samile]

Excuse me, would you like a tour of my Fritzl dungeon?

That implies she has an option

 

[derbylad87]

'hold my pint while i go for a shit'

 

[captain codshit]

If I had a dog with a face like yours I'd shave it's ass and teach it talk backwards, lets walk forward our whole way outta here! :D

 

[Chemical Samile]

Nah, that'll never work

 

[ImtheOcean]

You are one hot bitch:D

 

[parttime crackhead]

Ride me beefy!

 

[captain codshit]

Soos ma throbben member hen!

 

[Chemical Samile]

You look like two tons of fun, lets get sweaty!

 

[captain codshit]

Hey. My dad did always say practice on the ugly ones...

 

[Treacle]

Does this smell like chloroform?

Belter! :D

 

[OhMyGosh]

"Do you like raisins?"

"No."

"OK, how about a date?"


Oh c'mon, that's borderline workable.