Cheesey chat up lines...

[parttime crackhead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfO3cYrgZJI

Skip to about 1 minute.

 

[OhMyGosh]

^ And that, is how it's done. :D

 

[ImtheOcean]

Hows your fanny for a caper?
I love this thread

 

[Chemical Samile]

I'm giving this a go at the weekend, its flawless and cannot fail

NSFW:

 

[HeroINpain]

Can you drive??? WELL back on to this!!!

Do you fancy a shag???? NO. Well do you mind laying down while I have one!!!!

Your dads a thief!! WHY? He stole the stars from the sky and placed them doen into your eyes!! (all together now AWWWWWWWWWW)

 

[Treacle]

The sad thing is that someone must have actually used these lines at some point. Dear me.

 

[parttime crackhead]

What was your chat up line? "Need a hand with your homework"?

 

[Treacle]

Nah, I changed her nappy for her.

 

[Cornishman]

Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?

 

[tragiclemming]

Do you come from a family of lumberjacks? Everytime I look at you I get wood in my pants!

 

[tragiclemming]

One that actually has worked:
"Mine or yours then?"

 

[DS_]

Can I fuck your face?

 

[jancrow]

"What does a man with a nine inch penis have for breakfast? Well, today I had an egg."

 

[derbylad87]

i know it aint a chat up line but it made me laugh...and its kinda relevant right now

how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plough? Give her a shovel

 

[xpensivtaste]

Tell me they don't.

oh they do!!
(said to me in a club) "come here" (gestures me to come over using index finger and i walk over) "i made you come with 1 finger think what i could do with 5"


i came.............twice!

 

[parttime crackhead]

Touch my asshole baby.

That one usually works.

 

[tragiclemming]

oh they do!!
(said to me in a club) "come here" (gestures me to come over using index finger and i walk over) "i made you come with 1 finger think what i could do with 5"


i came.............twice!

Californication line FTW!

 

[pinkpapaver]

is thatgear on your teeth or am i not getting a hard on?

 

[xpensivtaste]

Californication line FTW!

nice!

 

[Onandoff]

Can I have a picture?… I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.