Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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changed the name of my phone to 'FBI Surveillance Camera *street name*' and the pesky person that's been trying to pair to my phone has stopped. i feel like it is a win
 
hahaha and that is what i expected.. you made me laugh so hard now, whole house is awake..

Im not doing to good, im irritated af
i woke up very hungry and my fat self wants to pile calories in and i'm telling myself NO DON'T because I need to lose a little weight :|

I hope you feel better soon man :)

I am already pretty horny again so I guess I'll lie in bed and think about sex and stuff like that.

News has been pretty boring so far today.
 
My wife beats me, really I deserved it though. DON’T BUY SQUARE HAMBURGERS FROM WENDYS, WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS FOR A REGULAR CHEESEBURGER.

—Wizard

What is she, a fucking MMA fighter? Or did she beat you with your Wizard staff or something? (I'm assuming you're just fucking with me and you got too high and tripped over a dog and landed wrong like an asshole - if it's true that's fucked up).
 
i woke up very hungry and my fat self wants to pile calories in and i'm telling myself NO DON'T because I need to lose a little weight :|

I hope you feel better soon man :)

I am already pretty horny again so I guess I'll lie in bed and think about sex and stuff like that.

News has been pretty boring so far today.
Yo cap, you DO know there is stuff you can eat that does not make you gain weight right? Think grapes, watermelon...

Filling, nourishing and near 0 calories
 
Yo cap, you DO know there is stuff you can eat that does not make you gain weight right? Think grapes, watermelon...

Filling, nourishing and near 0 calories
i love grapes but yeah i mean like... i can't afford grapes all day long and would probably find a way to gain weight eating just grapes :|

I'm still thinner than my love interest THAT IS ALL THAT COUNTS RIGHT NOW [supercringe]
 
I have my period, I feel miserable and I have a hectic headache! Booooo hissssssss rawrrrrrr
 
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