^^ What to do?
hahaha and that is what i expected.. you made me laugh so hard now, whole house is awake..gonna get my dick wet
how are you doing coffee
I broke my leg Thursday night, good news is Percocet still works for what it was designed for and I don’t have to do chores for a while.
—Wizard
i woke up very hungry and my fat self wants to pile calories in and i'm telling myself NO DON'T because I need to lose a little weighthahaha and that is what i expected.. you made me laugh so hard now, whole house is awake..
Im not doing to good, im irritated af
I broke my leg Thursday night, good news is Percocet still works for what it was designed for and I don’t have to do chores for a while.
—Wizard
ouuuuuch you ok man?
My wife beats me, really I deserved it though. DON’T BUY SQUARE HAMBURGERS FROM WENDYS, WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS FOR A REGULAR CHEESEBURGER.
—Wizard
My leg numb immediately and it was off to the ER.
changed the name of my phone to 'FBI Surveillance Camera *street name*' and the pesky person that's been trying to pair to my phone has stopped. i feel like it is a win
Yo cap, you DO know there is stuff you can eat that does not make you gain weight right? Think grapes, watermelon...i woke up very hungry and my fat self wants to pile calories in and i'm telling myself NO DON'T because I need to lose a little weight
I hope you feel better soon man
I am already pretty horny again so I guess I'll lie in bed and think about sex and stuff like that.
News has been pretty boring so far today.
i love grapes but yeah i mean like... i can't afford grapes all day long and would probably find a way to gain weight eating just grapesYo cap, you DO know there is stuff you can eat that does not make you gain weight right? Think grapes, watermelon...
Filling, nourishing and near 0 calories
owwww that sucks manI got my flip flop caught in the crack on my porch stairs, and my full weight on leg. The snap sound bounced off my neighbor’s house. My leg numb immediately and it was off to the ER. This sucks.
A+ 10/10 would toke with youSmoked a joint feel a lot less douchy.