Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Captain.Heroin said:
I fell asleep thinking about butts.

Then I woke up and HE SAID HE WANTS TO HANG OUT despite his butt needing rest

I'm *ecstatic* that he wants to chill as much as me OMG THAT MEANS HE LIKES ME

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HE LURVES ME
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Captain, I want you and I to go out and give me all the pussy and I'll get you all the dick. Gay boys love me. I'm straight enough to be a challenge, but gay enough to not be an impossible challenge. Also,

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BK38 said:
Captain, I want you and I to go out and give me all the pussy and I'll get you all the dick. Gay boys love me. I'm straight enough to be a challenge, but gay enough to not be an impossible challenge. Also,

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*hot* yes let's totes do that

All the females will be all like "Ur cute" and I'll be like "check out my friend" and they'll grow wings to fly away from me it'll be quite fun

For some reason guys and I do not hit it off in public but if I'm being introduced it might work

I LIKE THIS PLAN and I approve (y)

I found one 4 u

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Captain.Heroin said:
*hot* yes let's totes do that

All the females will be all like "Ur cute" and I'll be like "check out my friend" and they'll grow wings to fly away from me it'll be quite fun

For some reason guys and I do not hit it off in public but if I'm being introduced it might work

I LIKE THIS PLAN and I approve (y)

I found one 4 u
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More like the gay guys will be sucked into my orbit once I get sweaty and show I can dance, then I can let them down easy by giving them a cop out with my hawt friend, you! Then me, you, the gay boys and the girls can all get high together and retire to our respective rooms. Or fuck because it's hawt to watch in the same room. I don't care haha ~degenerate
 
BK38 said:
More like the gay guys will be sucked into my orbit once I get sweaty and show I can dance, then I can let them down easy by giving them a cop out with my hawt friend, you! Then me, you, the gay boys and the girls can all get high together and retire to our respective rooms. Or fuck because it's hawt to watch in the same room. I don't care haha ~degenerate
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All you have to tell them is that "YEAH, LIKE, I'M THE HOTTER ONE, BUT MY BRO HAS THE BIGGER DICK..." and they will not bother you anymore.

I think all I have to do is say "I don't eat vagina, but my friend loves to eat the vagina, it's all he talks about..." and they will not bother me anymore.

WHAT DO U THINK??
 
Captain.Heroin said:
All you have to tell them is that "YEAH, LIKE, I'M THE HOTTER ONE, BUT MY BRO HAS THE BIGGER DICK..." and they will not bother you anymore.

I think all I have to do is say "I don't eat vagina, but my friend loves to eat the vagina, it's all he talks about..." and they will not bother me anymore.

WHAT DO U THINK??
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I think an "I'm gay, let me present you my friend on the sexual sacrificial alter" will suffice. I do eat pussy and I do like it, a lot....so it wouldn't be a lie.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
lol

ok so I can be like "Girl you ain't getting none of this good stuff!!" and then point to you?

That's easier.
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More like they'll think I'm gay until it's too late. They'll think I'm unattainable because I dance like IDGAF like a liberated gay man and they'll be all salivating and shit and I have gay buddies like you in this instance who will kindly inform them when they ask that, in fact, I am not a gay bro.
 
BK38 said:
More like they'll think I'm gay until it's too late. They'll think I'm unattainable because I dance like IDGAF like a liberated gay man and they'll be all salivating and shit and I have gay buddies like you in this instance who will kindly inform them when they ask that, in fact, I am not a gay bro.
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I never take that for an answer I'm like OH OK SO IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME, SAILOR?? 😂

j/k I don't like the newbs I like ppl who know what they're doing, I hate to have to be like SEX ED COACH in the bedroom.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I never take that for an answer I'm like OH OK SO IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME, SAILOR?? 😂

j/k I don't like the newbs I like ppl who know what they're doing, I hate to have to be like SEX ED COACH in the bedroom.
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lol, I have no idea where you've been, but me? a newb? hehe. Have been a degenerate since like... 13? I lost my virginity to a 16 yo Korean chick then and it's been off to the races ever since. I forget that sexual scale, maybe Kinsey? I can't recall, but whatever that step below strictly hetero is what i am. Def more straight than gay, but I have little in the way of sexual hang-ups, we'll put it that way. Not to say I like or go for everything either, but no judgement here.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
*hot* yes let's totes do that

All the females will be all like "Ur cute" and I'll be like "check out my friend" and they'll grow wings to fly away from me it'll be quite fun

For some reason guys and I do not hit it off in public but if I'm being introduced it might work

I LIKE THIS PLAN and I approve (y)

I found one 4 u

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for some reason this .gif is so entertaining I could stare @ it for hours
 
BK38 said:
lol, I have no idea where you've been, but me? a newb? hehe. Have been a degenerate since like... 13? I lost my virginity to a 16 yo Korean chick then and it's been off to the races ever since. I forget that sexual scale, maybe Kinsey? I can't recall, but whatever that step below strictly hetero is what i am. Def more straight than gay, but I have little in the way of sexual hang-ups, we'll put it that way. Not to say I like or go for everything either, but no judgement here.
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i mean a newb w/ MEN. I know u like the wimmens pretty thoroughly

and not necessarily you... any guy who is largely inexperienced largely does not appeal. Except maybe MADNESS lul

AHHHH arrrrghhhh gotta go do more STUFF stuff

stuff I don't CARE i don't CARREEE
 
Shady's Fox said:
YAY

i stole mommy's curtain and and

am gonna turn it into a skirt

and then but then

have a nice tea time with mr finky

i been a good girl today and and

i tihnk i deserved to play with ma DOLL$
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Yes Shady, you do you. Have a good time with Mr. Finky n the dolls (dibs on that as a band name).
 
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