Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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Captain.Heroin said:
seventeen dayum

you getting a beer gut at all?

I had to quit drinking beer to stop having a beer gut. 😓
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Not even close, I exercise a fair bit though, eat right and I'm 30 y/o. I save all my sugars for the booze and the brain cells for the drugz..

 
I met BK38's future bride in a club whilst rolling and doing bumps ... she was wearing headphones dancing irregularly to the song SAY10 by Marilyn Manson. Her eyeliner and mascara was a dead giveaway she had a dark side and, perhaps, a deathwish. Chapped purple lips and peeling black fingernail polish was the second clue she was a winner.

"Hi, my name is CAPTAIN" I said as I offered her a free view of my big black cock. It's how I introduce myself; you'd know this if you met me in real life.
"Sorry, you don't remind me of my father." DADDY ISSUES ARE A PLUS. Always remember this.

Her pout and attitude reminded me of the type of bourgeoisie idiot that BK38 hates. That's what made it so perfect.

"Ok, take these, you HAVE to meet my friend," I hand her a carton of Marlboro Reds and she lights up right there without asking for permission. As passers by scolded her she would just blow cigarette smoke in their faces. "Bite me dipshits," she snarled.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
tell me ur secret pls

are you doing taebo indoors

are you purging after the alcohol hits ur system

WHAT GIVES

*hates fat self*
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Daily push-ups and sit-ups and a walk up a hill with my Ratty (dog) and that's it besides eating right and zero sugar besides booze and basically no refined carbs. I just don't care about sweet shit, which helps I guess.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I met BK38's future bride in a club whilst rolling and doing bumps ... she was wearing headphones dancing irregularly to the song SAY10 by Marilyn Manson. Her eyeliner and mascara was a dead giveaway she had a dark side and, perhaps, a deathwish. Chapped purple lips and peeling black fingernail polish was the second clue she was a winner.

"Hi, my name is CAPTAIN" I said as I offered her a free view of my big black cock. It's how I introduce myself; you'd know this if you met me in real life.
"Sorry, you don't remind me of my father." DADDY ISSUES ARE A PLUS. Always remember this.

Her pout and attitude reminded me of the type of bourgeoisie idiot that BK38 hates. That's what made it so perfect.

"Ok, take these, you HAVE to meet my friend," I hand her a carton of Marlboro Reds and she lights up right there without asking for permission. As passers by scolded her she would just blow cigarette smoke in their faces. "Bite me dipshits," she snarled.
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I'm hard. She has to be smoking hot though and pale. She thinks she's bougie, but she's far from it. She has some really shitty art work she wants to show me, which is the pretense to go to her apartment or mine...
 
BK38 said:
Daily push-ups and sit-ups and a walk up a hill with my Ratty (dog) and that's it besides eating right and zero sugar besides booze and basically no refined carbs. I just don't care about sweet shit, which helps I guess.
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I had to give up desserts man, it was SO PAINFUL. I had CRAVINGS. I have gone MANY YEARS without heroin but damned if I'll ever make it that long without buttsex or desserts. Fuck me.

I stare at the desserts in the store when I go shopping and I'm like I COULD MAKE YOU SO HAPPY...
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I had to give up desserts man, it was SO PAINFUL. I had CRAVINGS. I have gone MANY YEARS without heroin but damned if I'll ever make it that long without buttsex or desserts. Fuck me.

I stare at the desserts in the store when I go shopping and I'm like I COULD MAKE YOU SO HAPPY...
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Refined sugar's on-par with coke in terms of the levels of addiction I've heard ~could be an urban myth, am not scientist. I do occasionally make love to a chocolate mousse when the mood strikes me, but that's like, 2-3 times a year max.
 
my love interest literally told me "I know you won't wait" and was very upset and that is probably why he is trying to hang out with me tonight...

I have back up plans and feel frustrated for not getting any but also feel like I'm doing the right thing by not being a home wrecking ho... so I dunno. CONFLICTED.

CONFLICTED EMOTIONS...

I dunno if I'm playing my cards right but I don't mind playing them this way.
 
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