Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Captain.Heroin]

I want food and beer NOW

My diet is going fabulously

 

[thujone]

compromise by drinking some low-cal gluten free gin and sucking air through a rice cake

 

[Captain.Heroin]

compromise by drinking some low-cal gluten free gin and sucking air through a rice cake

yeah I was like fuck going on a diet I'll just work my lazy ass out every day

the lockdown was just a sham to get CAPTAIN to gain a few pounds

was looking too sexy I guess

 

[thujone]

mother nature loved you too much now father time has to play bad cop

 

[Captain.Heroin]

mother nature loved you too much now father time has to play bad cop

that's the most touching thing I've ever heard. Thank you thujone. That makes me feel like I can age gracefully at least a few more years lol.

 

[LadyAlkaline]

My fat ass read "can age" as "orange"

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I can exercise and just eat a LITTLE less right

I don't have to totally quit beer altogether

I got low calorie BEER because I LIKE BEER

i can't stand my fat BODYYYy

 

[Captain.Heroin]

My fat ass read "can age" as "orange"

<-- eating pizza

looking at beer in fridge thinking Y U LOOK SO FINE MOFO

 

[Captain.Heroin]

at least I look sexy still if I was totally like fatter than this I would stop myself

at least I'd like to think I would

then I fuck BAD DAD 19 and then I'm like yea maybe there's some of me in you in more than 1 way

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

mother nature loved you too much now father time has to play bad cop

fuck the police

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i am so HUNGRYYYYy

why am I like this

pls someone put anorexants into my body when i'm not looking

i need to stop eating

the calories

are gonna kill me

if the lockdown doesn't

because the covid couldn't

lord help me

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

i am so HUNGRYYYYy

why am I like this

pls someone put anorexants into my body when i'm not looking

i need to stop eating

the calories

are gonna kill me

if the lockdown doesn't

because the covid couldn't

lord help me

something in the air. i been eating all day.

 

[LadyAlkaline]

something in the air. i been eating all day.

I'm the opposite today. I ate a few onion rings for dinner and I am so nauseated

Smell sour milk, maybe you'll lose your appetite

 

[ghostandthedarknes]

I'm the opposite today. I ate a few onion rings for dinner and I am so nauseated

Smell sour milk, maybe you'll lose your appetite

now i want onion rings

 

[LadyAlkaline]

now i want onion rings

 

[thujone]

Who needs reasons when you've got KRISPY KREME

 

[deficiT]

i am so HUNGRYYYYy

why am I like this

pls someone put anorexants into my body when i'm not looking

i need to stop eating

the calories

are gonna kill me

if the lockdown doesn't

because the covid couldn't

lord help me

Buffy still slays me

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I'm the opposite today. I ate a few onion rings for dinner and I am so nauseated

oh that's so nice

I wish I felt NAUSEOUS after eating food

I ate half a pizza and am having ONE beer

obviously diet totally blown

 

[LadyAlkaline]

Buffy still slays me

Spike was a hottie

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I could go for some beer battered deep fried onion rings with ranch dipping sauce... and a beer..

my inner fatty is trying to escape

i used to weigh MORE and I lost it all...and then I started eating