I was SO, TOTALLY going to be like TOTALLY happy by now
and I was gonna rub it in bk38's sexy face
but you know what
YOU KNOW WHAT, I fucked up, ok
I didn't get all my shit done and now I'm in pain, withering away like the melting TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKE i am ok...
OK?
I love you BK but imma get happy and SHOW YOU IT CAN BE DONE
I don't need a MAN in my life to make me happy BUT IT HELPS OK DAMN IT I'M LONELY I NEED FUCC I admit it
I was like GEE WHAT IF I PRETEND LIKE I DON'T NEED SEX days later my dick is hard and im like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
he has till THURSDAY and if I'm not FUCC'd by then I'm moving on
i think maybe i should just tell him he works too much or i need a guy who isn't a momma's boy because he totally fuckin is too
i'mma make it about that
things he can't control (because the weight thing he can but that's a low blow)
maybe i should say i met a thinner playboy with a huge bank acct and doesn't have to work LUL
oh god
oh GOD
that would get under his skin, something, fierce, that really would
oh god
I figured it out, I DISCOVERED IT
it's worse than Trump calling Warren POCAHONTAS
like my words are somehow more racist though it has nothing to do w/ race ... but he'll get offended in that way
like i know how he'll react this is DELICIOUS
now I just keep this TERRIBLE LIE up my sleeve like a hidden ace
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