Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Captain.Heroin]

Is there any other way?

... naked ...

but i will comply with a thin layer of penile distancing

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Trump supporters be like the onesie does not protect against the covid

so they wrestle in the nude

 

[Captain.Heroin]

[[[GIGGLESNORTS]]]

onesies save lives

pls wear your penile distancing materials in public

 

[BK38]

Trump supporters be like the onesie does not protect against the covid

so they wrestle in the nude

That's how they haze new white house interns iirc

 

[Captain.Heroin]

it's not about protecting my dick from you guys
it's about protecting you guys from my dick

 

[Captain.Heroin]

That's how they haze new white house interns iirc

Yeah I got a sweet $183,000 / yr + benefits + pension job for TRUMPTRAIN™, but I did get my ass handed to me by Kayleigh McEnany.

She might not look strong, but she can take U down iirc

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Instead of saying "Uncle", when you've had enough and want out you tap the ground and say "Kung Flu" and she lets you out of the chokehold.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

SPONTANEOUS EJACULATION CAN TRAVEL 26 FEET IN THE AIR

6 FEET SOCIAL DISTANCING MEASURES ARE NOT ENOUGH

WEAR YOUR ONESIE

 

[BK38]

Mike Pence wears a disguise and routinely flys to Russia to watch sweaty men wrestle. He has a 2 way mirror and furiously masturbates in a dark corner. He occasionally pays a janitor to come in and hose him off with sweat they acquire from mopping the floors.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

#realmenwearonesies

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Mike Pence wears a disguise and routinely flys to Russia to watch sweaty men wrestle. He has a 2 way mirror and furiously masturbates in a dark corner. He occasionally pays a janitor to come in and hose him off with sweat they acquire from mopping the floors.

ugh I need a job, how much does that Janitor make

 

[BK38]

#realmenwearonesies

Ever wear a romper? I don't think i could pull it off.

 

[BK38]

ugh I need a job, how much does that Janitor make

Me too buddy, me too. I need to start applying for jobs in earnest instead of just working on my website, which will take awhile for money to start coming in from anyways.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

[adjusts bulge]

tbph though I would so fuck kayleigh



if she meandered in i'd walk right up to her, much to my lover's chagrin

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Ever wear a romper? I don't think i could pull it off.

my dick would poke right outta those

*smooches*

this doc got on tv and was talkin about people who are WARMER spreading covid more ie ppl who like to kiss and hug

UH WHO DOSENT? I AM HUMAN WTF cold alien loveless machine beings tellin me to quit my love life HAH fat chance

the best I did was slim that pool down to 1 which HURT *tears*

 

[MsDiz]

Ever wear a romper? I don't think i could pull it off.

I think you could baby!

 

[BK38]

I think you could baby!

Thanks for the vote of confidence! I'm still not so sure. If I get one I'll model it for you haha

 

[MsDiz]

Thanks for the vote of confidence! I'm still not so sure. If I get one I'll model it for you haha

Ohhhh!! Tbh I want you in your birthday suit, it’s the only thing I wanna see you modelling!

 

[Captain.Heroin]

am hard and need fucc already

sigh

i guess coffee and lunch and video games it is

 

[MsDiz]

am hard and need fucc already

sigh

i guess coffee and lunch and video games it is

If I were a sexy man I’d fuck ye!