Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

I watched that midsommar movie you guys are fucked up this time of year

 

[Hylight]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

i swear 2 god I am going to self destruct if this doesn't end today

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

 

[Hylight]

IMG NOOO

 

[Captain.Heroin]

HELP
I AM SURROUNDED BY WOMEN

 

[Shady's Fox]

*exhales* *head shakes*

good vibes..

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

"Do you know what DNA stands for?"

"Dead nigga association."

Yikes

 

[Hylight]

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Prometheus was epic

 

[BK38]

-Do you know what DNA stands for?

-Dead nigger association.

That's erm.... not cool bruh. Da fuq? Also, kinda easy to say that kind of brazen stuff when you're in like, the whitest place in the world. Oh wait, you're quoting Kendrick, just figured it out. I was like... Pulp Fiction? Where do I know that from? Hmmmm Kendrick!

 

[Captain.Heroin]

not cool bruh

that was my initial thought but then I was like, meh who am I to judge?

leavin' it to mal and wolfie because I'm a sensitive little snowflake

 

[Captain.Heroin]

this is me

 

[Captain.Heroin]

after i get more thc imma rape my virgin cb-1 receptors with thc



...like a virgin... high for the very 1st time

 

[Captain.Heroin]

I am about to dab some very nasty looking bho/disgusting mess I scraped out of my bong... this is the stuff suicide notes are made of and I'm sick with myself

why can't I wake up inside of a sexy black guy's body with an even bigger dick IIRC I would call myself JAMAL no matter what my name was

It's so empowering

 

[Captain.Heroin]

in b4 mal tells me I'm a size queen

 

[Captain.Heroin]

withdrawal hurts so bad

so bad

NEVER let this happen again captain, never

get some fucking pot and SMOKE IT to come down

my fucking god

 

[Captain.Heroin]

THAT
WAS
DISGUSTING

I could taste the butane
and ... what tastes like wild onion, mulch, dirt/grass after being mowed and perhaps green onion flavored

the FUCK was that

"Are you here because you hit rock bottom?"
"No, you wish! I can sink WAY lower!"

 

[Captain.Heroin]

to be perfectly honest I want a dick so big I can't fuck with it because ppl wouldn't be able to take it

and yes I have seen MONSTER COCK like that before... gave a whole new meaning to Jamal's BBC ttytt

I want a pile of extract so big I'll never run out

and a gun so warm it will keep me from shivering at night

and a bottle of liquor so cold I don't need ice

BRING ME WHISKEY WHEN I'M THIRSTY
AND REEFER WHEN I WANNA GET HIGH

 

[Hylight]