Chapter II: The Abyss is Eternal !

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I watched that midsommar movie you guys are fucked up this time of year
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I am about to dab some very nasty looking bho/disgusting mess I scraped out of my bong... this is the stuff suicide notes are made of and I'm sick with myself

why can't I wake up inside of a sexy black guy's body with an even bigger dick IIRC I would call myself JAMAL no matter what my name was

It's so empowering
 
THAT
WAS
DISGUSTING

I could taste the butane
and ... what tastes like wild onion, mulch, dirt/grass after being mowed and perhaps green onion flavored

the FUCK was that

"Are you here because you hit rock bottom?"
"No, you wish! I can sink WAY lower!"
 
to be perfectly honest I want a dick so big I can't fuck with it because ppl wouldn't be able to take it

and yes I have seen MONSTER COCK like that before... gave a whole new meaning to Jamal's BBC ttytt

I want a pile of extract so big I'll never run out

and a gun so warm it will keep me from shivering at night

and a bottle of liquor so cold I don't need ice

BRING ME WHISKEY WHEN I'M THIRSTY
AND REEFER WHEN I WANNA GET HIGH
 
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