Haha I love this thread too :D
1. As someone else mentioned, if my housepartner did not own a microwave I would not and never have when living on my own. I know how they work and why they aren't dangerous, but it is a personal phobia and for some reason or another they freak me the fuck out. Yes, all they're supposed to do is excite water molecules, which creates friction... but I feel uncomfortable around them. I will never cook or heat up anything in one, which is a pain in the neck, but throwing something in a pan is enjoyable - not scary.
2. I take impeccable care of my hair and skin. It freaks me out if either is less than perfect, even if my hair is put up with pencils (not uncommon). I wear almost no makeup, so if I'm forced to conceal a flaw, I have an OCD-like tendency to concentrate on that flaw to an unhealthy effect. I don't spend much time on it, so people never know unless I tell them. I examine every label, test every product... and enjoy many things aesthetic.
3. I am annoyingly anal about pens and pencils. I MUST use either of high quality and have favorites. If I'm not writing with one of them, I feel almost uncomfortable. I also, when signing papers, insist on everyone using the same pen and that it be a blue one so I can tell the authenticity.
4. I am horrendous at all higher math but I can do long division in my head and arithmetic is no problem at all.
5. I love astrology and may do it as a career someday. Not predictions, more like consulting. I actually may get a degree in this stuff, so don't think me nutty. Such things exist, and credentials never hurt.
6. I will fight for the underdog in general and not give up on what I believe is right and fair.
7. I am not intimidated one iota by people older, smarter, and/or richer than me. I am fairly fearless in general, which can get me into trouble but also out of it.
8. I will be 30 in 2 months yet I still sleep with a stuffed animal when it is not intimate time.

It is a baby dinosaur.