Can we have a fun thread now? Stuff you do that's weird

[8L4YN3]

I got this habit of rubbing my feet constantly in my bed to enjoy the warmth, lol.

 

[KStoner6tb]

I'm just all and all pretty weird. I don't even know where to start...

I make up nicknames for all my friends - I still laugh at my friends 'food' names (so there was MIKElets, JIM sims, etc)

:D hahahaha THIS!! I just like to spice things up a bit. At first all my friends scoffed and made fun of my weird names, abbreviations and shit...then they all started doin it. It's contagious.

People say I like dogs too much LIke everytime I'd go over to a friend's house with a dog, I'd pet/talk to it too much and give it a bunch of milkbones. Sometimes I'd put treats in my pockets so the dog would follow me around. You can't like dogs too much tho right? HOw is that possible???????

I'm pretty disgusting. Hey man, lots of protein=lots of gas. What you want me to do?

I might joke around too much...pulling stupid little pranks.

People say I'm a grandpa by the way I drive, my somewhat conservative viewpoints, and early bedtime.

 

[EmmaRoseNo5]

i personify everything.

 

[Pomplemous]

i love wearing hats and encourage everyone to wear hats.

 

[theartofwar]

^ yes!!! I have a huge collection

 

[Sweet P]

I like putting magazines in peoples' pillowcases so when they go to bed it's hard.

Hehe... now you're giving me ideas!

*looks at boyfriend's pillow with a mischievous grin*

 

[n3ophy7e]

This thread is SO so funny, love it

When I cant sleep I will say random words backwards in my head untill i fall asleep lol

Hey that is a really neat trick! I have a lot of trouble sleeping sometimes so next time, I'm gonna try this

Hmmm weird stuff I do...
*I'm obsessive about boiling the kettle everytime I enter the kitchen. Who knows when you're gonna need hot water!
*Every time a really shitty song comes on the TV/radio I say "Oh this is my favourite song!" really enthusiastically. Some people must think I have a terrible taste in music haha.
*I never ever talk to myself, but I talk to my animals ALL the time But that's normal, right?

KStoner, no, you cannot like dogs TOO much. Impossible. I talk to all my friend's pets as well!!

 

[Pomplemous]

^ me too. although you canlike dogs too much, when you let them dry hump you when you're a kid and dont realise they are enjoying it way too much! cos you were brought up in a small village and no idea about sex,.

yep, that's me

 

[Pomplemous]

i never walk through a room, I will always hop or jump or whoosh through a room!

 

[Pomplemous]

and i love changing the push and pull signs on the library door. even though you know which way the doo goes you get caught out ayway, so i sit and watch for that.

 

[tribal girl]

I also talk to myself, like, proper conversations.

* I am so paranoid of germs and dirty feet and hands I always have a bottle of isopropyl alcohol with me all the time!

Hmm, interesting. I don't carry alcohol around with me (though I do carry hand wipes), but I see a lot of similarities here.

i visualize every tiny particle in public restrooms. i can't pee in a urinal which has even the tiniest amount of someone else's nasty piss settled in the bottom because i KNOW that it's gonna splash up on me (even if in a microscopic amount). i won't breath in through my mouth only through my nose. i flush the toilets with the bottom of my shoe's and after i've washed my hands i open the door with my feet so that i don't get germs on my clean hands.

I do this. I also hold my breath when the person in front of me on the bus coughs or sneezes.

I never flush just using my hand, I use my foot or hand with tissue.

OMG. I thought I was the only one as extreme as this. I always use tissue to flush the toilet, and to turn the light switch off also.

* I wash my hands at least fifteen times a day.
* I also have a problem with people with dirty nails. If I see a dirty nail, I will prejudge you on it.
* I can never use cutlery, a glass or a mug without giving it a second rinse after taking it from the cupboard/drawer. And I will inspect it thoroughly afterward.
* If one of my electrical appliances stops working, I will hit it. I find it usually does the trick.
* I avoid going to bed for no reason at all. I'll even put it off when I'm extremely tired. It's something I've done ever since I can remember. As a kid I always thought by going to bed I might miss out on something exciting.

 

[dankstersauce]

-whenever I walk up to a scotch tape dispenser I rip off a small piece of tape and stick it somewhere. I have no idea why, but if I see scotch tape my first inclination is to tear a piece off.
-I think out loud a lot. Same goes with singing, or making guitar/bass noises while walking around (usually while at work). And I'll drum on anything. (btw I'm a pretty shitty musician)

-I always always always fuck with my pens. If I have a pen in my hand, I'll take it apart, look at the pieces, put it back together. Take it apart, put it back together....and repeat.

so if you see someone walking around humming some song, while banging on something, with a piece of scotch tape stuck to one finger and taking apart their pen.....thats me!!

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

Speaking of socks...I CAN'T STAND if my sock is twisted.

My mom used to twist them when I was little simply because she knew it would drive me nuts and to this day it still does!

I refuse to wear big, stretched out socks...they have to be moderately new and a snug fit.

Ugh. Socks are terrible. I avoid wearing them at all times. There's just something so yuck about them haha. And when I do they have to be the same brand and exactly similar. And yes, they have to fit snugly.

* I also have a problem with people with dirty nails. If I see a dirty nail, I will prejudge you on it.

Haha, when I was introduced to my best friend back in elementary school my first thought was "Ewww she has dirty finger nails."


As for myself:
I like to floss, sometimes multiple times a day.
I'll eat peanut butter straight out of the jar with chocolate chips stuck in it.

I need to plan everything. That's a big thing for me. It frustrates a lot of people but makes me happy to have it figured out.

 

[stellablue]

I still let my youngest two daughters sleep in my bed. We all just like to be close.

 

[n3ophy7e]

When I'm eating a meal, I always eat the least tasty items first, leaving the yummiest food til last
For example, if I've got a plate of crumbed lamb cutlets, creamy pasta bake and broccoli, I'll eat it in the order of:
*broccoli (don't get me wrong, I love broccoli!!)
*lamb cutlets
*pasta bake
I never change around mid-way through the meal. I've always done it, dunno why! It's probably not that weird, heaps of people probably do it...

 

[ocean]

^ I do that.
Usually......Sometimes I eat the best part first...like if its fish or something that will go cold or soggy, I will eat it first-but usually I eat the good stuff first- OR if there is something pretty on my plate.....I will save the prettiest bite for last

 

[euphoria]

I gangster-talk to my dogs.

I'm white,suburban, and even my dogs don't look ghetto.

ha i do that too. lol i've given all my pets unique personalities and voices, and then talk to them (or talk using their voice) that way. my one cat is mexican, and i'll talk to him like a mexican, the other cat is a hippie so ill talk to him like a stoner, etc...... it makes me

hmm whats some other weird shit i do? wash my hands a lot, i will put ice in my beer if its not cold enough, take pics of people without them knowing im doing it, listen to a song on repeat like 100 times in a row (if i really like it), i like to rearrange shit and organize it pretty often, and i can't stand having any icons or files on my computer desktop...

When I'm eating a meal, I always eat the least tasty items first, leaving the yummiest food til last
For example, if I've got a plate of crumbed lamb cutlets, creamy pasta bake and broccoli, I'll eat it in the order of:
*broccoli (don't get me wrong, I love broccoli!!)
*lamb cutlets
*pasta bake
I never change around mid-way through the meal. I've always done it, dunno why! It's probably not that weird, heaps of people probably do it...

i often do that, but mostly i'll eat whatever's going to go cold first. and if i have a plate of food like let's say three different items, i'll eat all of one item before moving onto the next. like say i had a cheeseburger, fries, and a salad. I'd have to eat all of the salad, then all of the cheeseburger, then all of the fries. I don't take bites of different things to mix it up.

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

Oh, I also like to collect traffic cones

 

[footscrazy]

When I'm eating a meal, I always eat the least tasty items first, leaving the yummiest food til last
For example, if I've got a plate of crumbed lamb cutlets, creamy pasta bake and broccoli, I'll eat it in the order of:
*broccoli (don't get me wrong, I love broccoli!!)
*lamb cutlets
*pasta bake
I never change around mid-way through the meal. I've always done it, dunno why! It's probably not that weird, heaps of people probably do it...

I do this too, but what sucks is when you fill up on all the yucky stuff first, so by the time you get to the good bits you're full!

 

[belarki]

When I'm eating a meal, I always eat the least tasty items first, leaving the yummiest food til last

Haha me too!!!

I also slurp hot drinks when I drink them. I'll be happily, subconciously slurping away on a steaming hot cup of hot chocolate/coffee/tea and look up and wonder why everyone is looking at me

I also carry a handkerchief most of the time. I'll almost never use one... but it's comforting to have in case of an emergency sneeze.... or if I need a makeshift tourniquet after a snakebite.... or need to signal for help from a desert island or somesuch