Sprout
Bluelight Crew
I fear the dead now total over 7 billion.
I have awoken to see a strange, fiery orange ball in the sky. It is radiating warmth so I expect it to melt my house as it gets angrier.
I have sacrificed three cats, two virgins and one particularly slutty frog to appease the fireball. It only rises farther.
To all those left on Earth: get to your bunkers and don the tin foil hats.

I have awoken to see a strange, fiery orange ball in the sky. It is radiating warmth so I expect it to melt my house as it gets angrier.
I have sacrificed three cats, two virgins and one particularly slutty frog to appease the fireball. It only rises farther.
To all those left on Earth: get to your bunkers and don the tin foil hats.
